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AkiraSS 05-05-2006 11:00 PM

I can't grasp how STUPID the movie Lord Of The Rings is!!
 
The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.

Cyrano 05-05-2006 11:02 PM

Ummm, what?

Spunky 05-05-2006 11:03 PM

Gayest of the gay

Ordo 05-05-2006 11:03 PM

You are fucked up.

LOTR IS A MASTERPIECE AND LIV TYLER IS RIDING ME AS I TYPE THIS! Elf ears and all!!!

AkiraSS 05-05-2006 11:03 PM

Uhmm GFY

AkiraSS 05-05-2006 11:04 PM

Its Liv not Live you idiot

Young 05-05-2006 11:06 PM

I read it for summer reading in high school...found the book enjoyable and the movies just as..if not more.

IMO return of the king is top 10 movie of all time.

GregA 05-05-2006 11:12 PM

I thought the movies were excellent other then when Legolas did a board slide down the railing or whatever in the one movie on a shield.. Just had to stick that one lame ass part in there..

georgeyw 05-06-2006 12:40 AM

switch the crap off then?

tenderobject 05-06-2006 02:20 AM

make your own movie :P

Malicious Biz 05-06-2006 02:22 AM

so you expect realism in a movie about warlocks and wizards and shit?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dead 05-06-2006 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkiraSS
The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.

It's village not willage you Idiot!

Manowar 05-06-2006 03:19 AM

i enjoyed it, but then i was probably baked while watching

Hooligan 05-06-2006 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead
It's village not willage you Idiot!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Matiz 05-06-2006 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkiraSS
The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.

It's nonsense not nonsence you idiot

evildick 05-06-2006 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead
It's village not willage you Idiot!

Don't forget orks and elfs, I mean orcs and elves.:winkwink:

Scott McD 05-06-2006 04:53 AM

I've still never watched any of those movies. Probably won't any time soon either...

nico-t 05-06-2006 05:49 AM

those movies are truly for the nerdiest nerds, but star wars still takes the cake in terms of extreme nerdness.


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