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vod · 05-04-2006, 02:06 PM

MTV show - Yo Momma

it's a funny show that I recommend.

MTV and iFilm Wants Your Best Yo Momma Joke!

Wilmer Valderrama host and executive producer for the hit MTV show 'Yo Momma' wants to hear your funniest Yo Momma joke.

Send us a video clip of you saying your most comical Yo Momma line.
The most hilarious clips will be chosen to air on MTV Overdrive.

Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

The Truth Hurts · 05-04-2006, 02:08 PM

it'd be funny... if 99% of the 'yo mommas' weren't at least 25 years old.

RhiannonAPM · 05-04-2006, 02:09 PM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

dynastoned · 05-04-2006, 02:10 PM

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

vod · 05-04-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

yeah she tore that guy up and won that shit... "steelers helmet" was a great comeback...

OMG Jim · 05-04-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

That must be why it's so popular

LittleSassy · 05-04-2006, 02:12 PM

hahahah....gotta check it out sometime.

madawgz · 05-04-2006, 02:13 PM

no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

vod · 05-04-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

knock, knock jokes.. lol

wdsguy · 05-04-2006, 02:30 PM

its the most stupidest show ever. I thought i was back in HS for a sec.

I kept watching for a couple minutes just because I couldn't believe stupid, fuckin retarded and ghetto this show was.

FreeFastHost · 05-04-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

I agree.

aico · 05-04-2006, 02:33 PM

I think I stopped watching MTV right after I grew up.

WebairGerard · 05-04-2006, 02:34 PM

how about yo mommas so dumb she still watches MTV!

God MTV really sucks.

The Duck · 05-04-2006, 02:35 PM

gonna see if i can dl it

Ecksent · 05-04-2006, 02:40 PM

I love when they go to each other's houses. They always find some weird ass shit.

Phil · 05-04-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

I watch that show every time its on and that girl has been the best so far..

SmokeyTheBear · 05-04-2006, 02:49 PM

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

ATL_Ryan · 05-04-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

yep

Yze · 05-04-2006, 03:05 PM

entertaining, just gets annoying when the jokes are lame as hell.. some are pretty funny though

axelcat · 05-04-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vod

knock, knock jokes.. lol

that would be funny....lol

Babagirls · 05-04-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

how can you SAY THAT???????????????????????????

"Date My Mom" is!!!!!!

xNetworx · 05-04-2006, 03:10 PM

My favorite was... "Yo mama's so fat that when she was at KFC and they asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said, the one on the roof!"

Young · 05-04-2006, 03:16 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=...0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

those jokes are from 1994. literally. from the book Snaps.

vod · 05-04-2006, 08:09 PM

we need more Yo Momma jokes, cause it all about the entertainment.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left and speed stick slow down.

CaptainHook · 05-04-2006, 08:11 PM

Hey....not a huge fan of the show.....the jokes kind of get old after a while....I think punkd (ashton kutcher's) show is a lot funnier.....

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	its the most stupidest show ever. I thought i was back in HS for a sec. I kept watching for a couple minutes just because I couldn't believe stupid, fuckin retarded and ghetto this show was.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I think I stopped watching MTV right after I grew up.

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	My favorite was... "Yo mama's so fat that when she was at KFC and they asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said, the one on the roof!"

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Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=...0&Go.y=0&Go=Go those jokes are from 1994. literally. from the book Snaps. __________________ ★★★

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vod Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,510	we need more Yo Momma jokes, cause it all about the entertainment. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left and speed stick slow down. __________________ Adult Merchant Account

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CaptainHook Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: L.A. Posts: 182	not a fan Hey....not a huge fan of the show.....the jokes kind of get old after a while....I think punkd (ashton kutcher's) show is a lot funnier..... Jessica, Webmaster Relations Empress Entertainment www.empresscash.com (COMING SOON!!!) ICQ 294-337-920 (add me!!)