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vod 05-04-2006 02:06 PM

MTV show - YO Momma
 
MTV show - Yo Momma

it's a funny show that I recommend.

MTV and iFilm Wants Your Best Yo Momma Joke!

Wilmer Valderrama host and executive producer for the hit MTV show 'Yo Momma' wants to hear your funniest Yo Momma joke.

Send us a video clip of you saying your most comical Yo Momma line.
The most hilarious clips will be chosen to air on MTV Overdrive.

http://dyn.ifilm.com/image/i/2/promo...ma/yomomma.jpg


Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

:upsidedow :1orglaugh

The Truth Hurts 05-04-2006 02:08 PM

it'd be funny... if 99% of the 'yo mommas' weren't at least 25 years old.

RhiannonAPM 05-04-2006 02:09 PM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

dynastoned 05-04-2006 02:10 PM

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

vod 05-04-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM
One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

yeah she tore that guy up and won that shit... "steelers helmet" was a great comeback...

OMG Jim 05-04-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

That must be why it's so popular :Oh crap

LittleSassy 05-04-2006 02:12 PM

hahahah....gotta check it out sometime.

madawgz 05-04-2006 02:13 PM

no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

vod 05-04-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

knock, knock jokes.. lol

wdsguy 05-04-2006 02:30 PM

its the most stupidest show ever. I thought i was back in HS for a sec.

I kept watching for a couple minutes just because I couldn't believe stupid, fuckin retarded and ghetto this show was.

FreeFastHost 05-04-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

I agree.

aico 05-04-2006 02:33 PM

I think I stopped watching MTV right after I grew up.

WebairGerard 05-04-2006 02:34 PM

how about yo mommas so dumb she still watches MTV!

God MTV really sucks.

The Duck 05-04-2006 02:35 PM

gonna see if i can dl it

Ecksent 05-04-2006 02:40 PM

I love when they go to each other's houses. They always find some weird ass shit.

Phil 05-04-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM
One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

I watch that show every time its on and that girl has been the best so far..

SmokeyTheBear 05-04-2006 02:49 PM

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

http://ytmnd.webspacemania.com/5/

ATL_Ryan 05-04-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.


yep :thumbsup

Yze 05-04-2006 03:05 PM

entertaining, just gets annoying when the jokes are lame as hell.. some are pretty funny though

axelcat 05-04-2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod
knock, knock jokes.. lol

that would be funny....lol

Babagirls 05-04-2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

how can you SAY THAT???????????????????????????































"Date My Mom" is!!!!!!

xNetworx 05-04-2006 03:10 PM

My favorite was... "Yo mama's so fat that when she was at KFC and they asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said, the one on the roof!" :1orglaugh

Young 05-04-2006 03:16 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=...0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

those jokes are from 1994. literally. from the book Snaps.

vod 05-04-2006 08:09 PM

we need more Yo Momma jokes, cause it all about the entertainment.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left and speed stick slow down.

CaptainHook 05-04-2006 08:11 PM

not a fan
 
Hey....not a huge fan of the show.....the jokes kind of get old after a while....I think punkd (ashton kutcher's) show is a lot funnier.....

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