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Jman · 05-04-2006, 12:32 PM

Women wear heels to bed

Men are never impotent

When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Women always orgasm when men do

A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket

All women are noisy fucks

People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background

A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted

Double penetration makes women smile

Asian men don't exist

There's a plot

When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt

Nurses suck patient's cocks

Men always pull out

Women never have headaches or periods

When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"

Assholes are clean

A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there

Men don't have to beg

When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

Babagirls · 05-04-2006, 12:33 PM

*Things we have learned from Porn

XxXotic · 05-04-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Asian men don't exist

yes they do, they just all do gay or tranny porn

ronaldo · 05-04-2006, 12:35 PM

There's a few good ones in there.

"Asian men don't exist"

BluewireAngie · 05-04-2006, 12:36 PM

Nice set of LIST!!!!!

Jman · 05-04-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

*Things we have learned from Porn

Merci Beaucoup

Jman · 05-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic

yes they do, they just all do gay or tranny porn

See i don't watch those so I did not know about that

Babagirls · 05-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Merci Beaucoup

word, baby

Lance69 · 05-04-2006, 12:41 PM

I knew all that before porn!

RuthB · 05-04-2006, 04:01 PM

good one Jman!

Manowar · 05-04-2006, 04:02 PM

muahaha awesome

RhiannonAPM · 05-04-2006, 04:04 PM

All true!!!

majorbitch · 05-04-2006, 04:20 PM

"Asian men don't exist"

That's the best line... ever. :D :D :D :D ( so true )

sfera · 05-04-2006, 04:35 PM

or the reality of real life

Andiz · 05-04-2006, 04:42 PM

great list :D

Elli · 05-04-2006, 04:46 PM

haha nice

You have to add that all females have lesbian tendencies and are more than willing to invite other women to play with their man.

abyss_al · 05-04-2006, 04:54 PM

gimo33 · 05-04-2006, 04:58 PM

asian men don't exist!!!

hell yeah!

Spunky · 05-04-2006, 04:59 PM

I want a nurse to give me head..not one those East Indian 300 pounders either

aimeesweet · 05-04-2006, 05:00 PM

lmao....

nico-t · 05-04-2006, 05:02 PM

hahaha..

Barefootsies · 05-04-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Women wear heels to bed

Men are never impotent

When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Women always orgasm when men do

A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket

All women are noisy fucks

People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background

A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted

Double penetration makes women smile

Asian men don't exist

There's a plot

When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt

Nurses suck patient's cocks

Men always pull out

Women never have headaches or periods

When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"

Assholes are clean

A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there

Men don't have to beg

When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

CyberHustler · 05-04-2006, 05:45 PM

maybe i should start really watching porn... never really did. Just fast forwarded to the penetrations and busted a quick nut... then got rid of all the evidence within 2 minutes.

psili · 05-04-2006, 05:46 PM

- Body hair is uncommon among normal people who fuck.
- Wearing a baseball hat, socks and tennis shoes are common to leave on when fucking a chick.
- All cocks coming out of a chicks ass are spotless
- All cocks sliding into a chicks pussy / ass aren't pre-lubed
.....

damn, this thread could go on forever.

DirtyDees · 05-04-2006, 05:51 PM

haha good shit

travs · 05-04-2006, 05:52 PM

moans can be pretty generic

iWeb_Allan · 05-04-2006, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

asian men don't exist!!!

hell yeah!

Sad but true

CaptainHook · 05-04-2006, 06:51 PM

Hey all.....I don'y know if all that's true.........I don't think 10 seconds is enough time down there........

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thricer · 05-04-2006, 06:59 PM

nice fact, that was a good read

Screaming · 05-04-2006, 07:10 PM

have to say that is close to all i have learned from it heh

Elli · 05-04-2006, 07:22 PM

oh, I thought of a few more:

- All girls love anal. In fact, sex just isn't complete without it.
- Guys love to share. When another guy wants to do their girl, they have no problems with him jumping into whatever hole is unoccupied.

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	Things we have learn from Porn Women wear heels to bed Men are never impotent When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob Women always orgasm when men do A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket All women are noisy fucks People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted Double penetration makes women smile Asian men don't exist There's a plot When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt Nurses suck patient's cocks Men always pull out Women never have headaches or periods When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it" Assholes are clean A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there Men don't have to beg When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	oh, I thought of a few more: - All girls love anal. In fact, sex just isn't complete without it. - Guys love to share. When another guy wants to do their girl, they have no problems with him jumping into whatever hole is unoccupied. __________________ email: [email protected]