Originally Posted by JMan

Women wear heels to bed

Men are never impotent

When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough


Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Women always orgasm when men do

A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket

All women are noisy fucks

People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background


A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted

Double penetration makes women smile

Asian men don't exist

There's a plot

When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt

Nurses suck patient's cocks

Men always pull out

Women never have headaches or periods

When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"

Assholes are clean

A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there

Men don't have to beg

When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip