Things we have learn from Porn
 

Women wear heels to bed

Men are never impotent

When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough


Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Women always orgasm when men do

A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket

All women are noisy fucks

People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background


A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted

Double penetration makes women smile

Asian men don't exist

There's a plot

When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt

Nurses suck patient's cocks

Men always pull out

Women never have headaches or periods

When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"

Assholes are clean

A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there

Men don't have to beg

When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

*Things we have learned from Porn

yes they do, they just all do gay or tranny porn :winkwink:

There's a few good ones in there.

"Asian men don't exist" :1orglaugh

Nice set of LIST!!!!!:thumbsup

Merci Beaucoup :thumbsup

See i don't watch those so I did not know about that :winkwink:

word, baby :pimp :winkwink:

I knew all that before porn!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one Jman!

muahaha awesome

All true!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

"Asian men don't exist"

That's the best line... ever. :D :D :D :D ( so true )

or the reality of real life

great list :D

haha nice :)

You have to add that all females have lesbian tendencies and are more than willing to invite other women to play with their man.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

asian men don't exist!!! :thumbsup
hell yeah! :)

I want a nurse to give me head..not one those East Indian 300 pounders either

lmao....

hahaha..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

maybe i should start really watching porn... never really did. Just fast forwarded to the penetrations and busted a quick nut... then got rid of all the evidence within 2 minutes.

- Body hair is uncommon among normal people who fuck.
- Wearing a baseball hat, socks and tennis shoes are common to leave on when fucking a chick.
- All cocks coming out of a chicks ass are spotless
- All cocks sliding into a chicks pussy / ass aren't pre-lubed
.....

damn, this thread could go on forever.

haha good shit

moans can be pretty generic

Sad but true :disgust

i dont know
 

Hey all.....I don'y know if all that's true.........I don't think 10 seconds is enough time down there........

Jessica,
Webmaster Relations
Empress Entertainment
www(dot)empresscash(dot)com (COMING SOON!!!)

nice fact, that was a good read :)

have to say that is close to all i have learned from it heh

oh, I thought of a few more:

- All girls love anal. In fact, sex just isn't complete without it.
- Guys love to share. When another guy wants to do their girl, they have no problems with him jumping into whatever hole is unoccupied.