A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican . . . - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 05-01-2006, 01:47 PM

A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

"All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

"Yes," replies the genie.

"Then, I will have a Coke."

wdsguy · 05-01-2006, 01:50 PM

classic.

cranki · 05-01-2006, 01:53 PM

HammerALL · 05-01-2006, 01:54 PM

got that from Boondock Saints - great movie

madawgz · 05-01-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cranki

that movie was awesome!

Screaming · 05-01-2006, 01:55 PM

that movie was so great, and what a classic joke

Antonio · 05-01-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

that movie was awesome!

that movie is awesome indeed, the funny thing is I watched it by accident the first time, I had never heard about it before that ...... and watched it about 3 or 4 times since then

escorpio · 05-01-2006, 01:59 PM

Great movie. One of my favorites.

Antonio · 05-01-2006, 02:01 PM

oh, and here's another joke:

a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?"

muhahaha

Just_Dave · 05-01-2006, 02:01 PM

never seen that movie

WDchris · 05-01-2006, 02:02 PM

boondock saints is one of the most bestest movies ever.

baddog · 05-01-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_Dave

never seen that movie

good flick

RhiannonAPM · 05-01-2006, 02:06 PM

Awesome movie!!!

seeric · 05-01-2006, 02:14 PM

escorpio · 05-01-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

oh, and here's another joke:

a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?"

muhahaha

And another...

A seal walks into a club...

The End

WWC-Pajio · 05-01-2006, 02:33 PM

Pornwolf · 05-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Bwahahahaha, I have to see the movie.

Antonio · 05-01-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

And another...

A seal walks into a club...

The End

hahaha, that's a good one

AK · 05-01-2006, 03:16 PM

i thought the white guy would say:
" i want all those who were sent back to their native to be back here again'

L-Pink · 05-01-2006, 03:32 PM

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

u-Bob · 05-01-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

joefriday · 05-01-2006, 05:06 PM

Classic , good one, i like it. LOL

reynold · 05-01-2006, 09:36 PM

I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.

Xaid · 05-01-2006, 09:44 PM

boondock saints is probably one of if not the best movie ever made. and the joke is classic and still great

cranki · 05-01-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

buhahahahahahaaaa

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.

you'll love it!

Kevin - The PNN · 05-01-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

"All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

"Yes," replies the genie.

"Then, I will have a Coke."

Great Joke

JohanTheGreat · 05-01-2006, 10:20 PM

http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes.htm

minusonebit · 05-01-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

LMFAO, good one. Have to remember that for future use.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohanTheGreat

http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes.htm

Whoohoo! I'd hate to see the complaints the webhost of that site gets. Funny site though.

tony286 · 05-01-2006, 10:34 PM

thanks for the chuckle

sniperwolf · 05-01-2006, 10:57 PM

Very interesting, though I never got the chance to see it... very interesting flick

latinasojourn · 05-01-2006, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

what do you get when you cross a mexican with a chinaman?

a car thief that can't drive.

05-01-2006, 01:47 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican . . . A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish. The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man. The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa. The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man. The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico. The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is. "All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?" "Yes," replies the genie. "Then, I will have a Coke."

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	that movie was so great, and what a classic joke __________________

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,156	Great movie. One of my favorites. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	classic.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	oh, and here's another joke: a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?" muhahaha

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.

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Xaid Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 161	boondock saints is probably one of if not the best movie ever made. and the joke is classic and still great

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