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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican . . .

    A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

    The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

    The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

    The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

    The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

    The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

    "All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

    "Yes," replies the genie.

    "Then, I will have a Coke."
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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      classic.

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        • cranki
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 5162
          #3

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            • HammerALL
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 3506
              #4
              got that from Boondock Saints - great movie
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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cranki

                  that movie was awesome!
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                    • Screaming
                      I can change this!!!!!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18972
                      #6
                      that movie was so great, and what a classic joke

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                        • Antonio
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 14136
                          #7
                          Originally posted by madawgz
                          that movie was awesome!
                          that movie is awesome indeed, the funny thing is I watched it by accident the first time, I had never heard about it before that ...... and watched it about 3 or 4 times since then

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                            • escorpio
                              doesn't fuck around.
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 23486
                              #8
                              Great movie. One of my favorites.
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                                • Antonio
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 14136
                                  #9
                                  oh, and here's another joke:

                                  a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?"

                                  muhahaha

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                                    • Just_Dave
                                      Its almost time
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 13009
                                      #10
                                      never seen that movie

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                                        • WDchris
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 612
                                          #11
                                          boondock saints is one of the most bestest movies ever.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Just_Dave
                                              never seen that movie

                                              good flick

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                                                • RhiannonAPM
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 728
                                                  #13
                                                  Awesome movie!!!
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                                                    • seeric
                                                      ..........
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 41917
                                                      #14

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                                                        • escorpio
                                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 23486
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                                          oh, and here's another joke:

                                                          a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?"

                                                          muhahaha
                                                          And another...


                                                          A seal walks into a club...

                                                          The End
                                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                            • WWC-Pajio
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 3846
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 22712
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bwahahahaha, I have to see the movie.
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                                                                    • Antonio
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 14136
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                      And another...


                                                                      A seal walks into a club...

                                                                      The End
                                                                      hahaha, that's a good one

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                                                                        • AK
                                                                          MadZuma
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 6436
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i thought the white guy would say:
                                                                          " i want all those who were sent back to their native to be back here again'
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                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 39151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

                                                                              Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

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                                                                                • u-Bob
                                                                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 33063
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                  Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

                                                                                  Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

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                                                                                    • joefriday
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                                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                                      • 1090
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Classic , good one, i like it. LOL
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                                                                                        • reynold
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 51271
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.

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                                                                                            • Xaid
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 161
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              boondock saints is probably one of if not the best movie ever made. and the joke is classic and still great

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                                                                                                • cranki
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 5162
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                  Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

                                                                                                  Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....
                                                                                                  buhahahahahahaaaa

                                                                                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                                  I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.
                                                                                                  you'll love it!

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                                                                                                    • Kevin - The PNN
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                      • 1364
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                      A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

                                                                                                      The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

                                                                                                      The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

                                                                                                      The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

                                                                                                      The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

                                                                                                      The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

                                                                                                      "All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

                                                                                                      "Yes," replies the genie.

                                                                                                      "Then, I will have a Coke."
                                                                                                      Great Joke
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                                                                                                        • JohanTheGreat
                                                                                                          A man trapped in a woman's body
                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                          • 445
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes.htm
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                                                                                                          Bomb the shit out of that country.

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                                                                                                            • minusonebit
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                              • 7391
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                              Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

                                                                                                              Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....
                                                                                                              LMFAO, good one. Have to remember that for future use.


                                                                                                              Originally posted by JohanTheGreat
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                                                                                                                • tony299
                                                                                                                  lurker
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                  • 57021
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  thanks for the chuckle

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                                                                                                                    • sniperwolf
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                      • 17743
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Very interesting, though I never got the chance to see it... very interesting flick
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                                                                                                                        • latinasojourn
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3191
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                          Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

                                                                                                                          Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

                                                                                                                          what do you get when you cross a mexican with a chinaman?




                                                                                                                          a car thief that can't drive.

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