A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican . . .
 

A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

"All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

"Yes," replies the genie.

"Then, I will have a Coke."

classic.

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got that from Boondock Saints - great movie :thumbsup

that movie was awesome! :thumbsup

that movie was so great, and what a classic joke

that movie is awesome indeed, the funny thing is I watched it by accident the first time, I had never heard about it before that ...... and watched it about 3 or 4 times since then

Great movie. One of my favorites.

oh, and here's another joke:

a nigga, a Ku Klux Klanner, a Jew, and a Nazi walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says: "Wtf, is this is some kind of a joke?"

muhahaha

never seen that movie

boondock saints is one of the most bestest movies ever.

good flick

Awesome movie!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

And another...


A seal walks into a club...

The End :)

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Bwahahahaha, I have to see the movie.

hahaha, that's a good one

i thought the white guy would say:
" i want all those who were sent back to their native to be back here again'

Why does Mexico always do poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone that can swim or run fast has left the country .....

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Classic , good one, i like it. LOL

I have never heard of the movie but it got me curious. I'll try to check it out.

boondock saints is probably one of if not the best movie ever made. and the joke is classic and still great

buhahahahahahaaaa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you'll love it! :thumbsup

Great Joke

LMFAO, good one. Have to remember that for future use.


Whoohoo! I'd hate to see the complaints the webhost of that site gets. Funny site though.

thanks for the chuckle

Very interesting, though I never got the chance to see it... very interesting flick

what do you get when you cross a mexican with a chinaman?




a car thief that can't drive.