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Old 05-01-2006, 01:47 PM  
baddog
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A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican . . .

A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking along a beach and come across this cool bottle. They decide to clean it up a little and as they wipe away the grime a genie appears and says they can each have one wish.

The black guy wishes that all his black brothers and sisters be whisked back to Africa where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the blacks are back in Africa.

The Mexican guy wishes that all his Mexican brothers and sisters be whisked back to Mexico where they can live free without the oppression of the white man.

The genie grants his wish, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is.

"All the blacks and Mexicans are gone?"

"Yes," replies the genie.

"Then, I will have a Coke."
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