Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 05-13-2002, 01:23 PM   #1
jimmyf
OU812
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
Test for Lensman and 12clicks

Ok any one can take the test.. ... But someone start a Poll on which will have the higher score 12clicks or Lensman ... that is if they will take the test and be honest about there scores.

Subject: Psychological Profile Dr. Phil gave this test on Oprah.
Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this
is very interesting! Here's something that you may find interesting.

Psychological Profile:

The following is pretty accurate. It only takes 2 minutes.
Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by
the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.


It's only 10 simple questions, so ... grab a pencil and paper,keeping track of your letter answers.

Begin.
1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning b) during the afternoon & and early evening c)
late at night

2. You usually walk a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast,
with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you a) stand with your arms folded b)
have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with a) your knees bent with your legs
neatly side by side b) your legs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with a) a big,
appreciative laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering a) make a loud
entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted; do you ...
a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between
these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark
blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are a) falling b) fighting or
struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 > (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as rain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.

They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try
anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spurof the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people
think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Now forward this to others.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred.
Free your mind from worries.
Live Simply.
Give more.
Expect less.
__________________
Epic CashEpic Cash works for me
Solar Cash Paysite Plugin
Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting
jimmyf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:26 PM   #2
dailydirt
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 92
man u have way too much time on your hands
dailydirt is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:26 PM   #3
Amputate Your Head
There can be only one
 
Amputate Your Head's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere else
Posts: 39,075
too long...... I'll read it when I'm old and crinkeley and don't have anything else to do.
Amputate Your Head is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:28 PM   #4
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
too long...... I'll read it when I'm old and crinkeley and don't have anything else to do.
So will 12clicks.

We can expect his answer any time now.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:39 PM   #5
Theo
HAL 9000
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
40
Theo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:41 PM   #6
Theo
HAL 9000
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
"clever, gifted, or talented"
yeah right
Theo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:43 PM   #7
12clicks
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
12clicks's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,789
first of all, Oprah and that dr. are a couple of sniveling asses.

that said, I'm a 51
__________________
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
12clicks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:43 PM   #8
railz
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,531
47
__________________
This Space for Rent
railz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:45 PM   #9
12clicks
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
12clicks's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,789
Quote:
Originally posted by AaronM


So will 12clicks.

We can expect his answer any time now.
I was on the phone with Sammi of 4freebucks or I'd have finished sooner.
__________________
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
12clicks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:47 PM   #10
Babaganoosh
♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
 
Babaganoosh's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: /home
Posts: 15,841
48
__________________
I like pie.
Babaganoosh is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:52 PM   #11
Beastiepoo
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips
Posts: 1,971
45
Beastiepoo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:54 PM   #12
Cheshire
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
I got 50 ~ SWEET
__________________


just a little bit naughty
Cheshire is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 01:57 PM   #13
the Shemp
congrats to the winners
 
the Shemp's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Echo Beach
Posts: 10,891
A very well adjusted "36"

regards

shemp

Last edited by the Shemp; 05-13-2002 at 01:58 PM..
the Shemp is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 02:03 PM   #14
XXXPaysiteDesign
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Everett, WA
Posts: 2,201
39
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
XXXPaysiteDesign is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 06:12 PM   #15
XXXManager
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy
Posts: 893
Thats so stupid
Those tests are so dumb.
All answers stands equal - liking "light blue" rather than "dark blue" might turn you
FROM:
"Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder"
TO:
"Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest"
Shit - thats stupid.

P.S.
43
Its scientific now - Im "fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting"
and I even love dark blue!
XXXManager is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 06:37 PM   #16
ldinternet
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
1 C
2 C
3 A
4 C
5 A
6 B
7 C
8 B
9 B
10 E

Total: 52

... good to know that i'm one better than 12clicks.

Last edited by ldinternet; 05-13-2002 at 06:42 PM..
ldinternet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 06:59 PM   #17
Sly_RJ
Live Hard - Die Hard
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
Posts: 17,042
47.
__________________
PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144
Sly_RJ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 07:10 PM   #18
Pipecrew
Master of Gfy.com
 
Pipecrew's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
47, damn sitting on a leg got to me!
Pipecrew is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 07:59 PM   #19
[Labret]
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
Posts: 10,945
44

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting
; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.


Damn straight bitches.

Last edited by [Labret]; 05-13-2002 at 08:09 PM..
[Labret] is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:16 PM   #20
AWW - Kevin
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: AdultWebmasterInfo
Posts: 2,353
Quote:
Originally posted by [Labret]
44

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting
; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.


Damn straight bitches.
50 points here !

i like Red but not Orange
__________________


Add Your Resource
ICQ: 1212-58311
AWW - Kevin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:18 PM   #21
^R3K^
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,815
46.. hrm....
^R3K^ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:37 PM   #22
hyper
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mass Ass
Posts: 5,294
i usually have dreamless sleep, i remember a dream maybe once every 2 or 3 months
why does that score so high?
__________________
hyper is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:55 PM   #23
[Labret]
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
Posts: 10,945
Quote:
Originally posted by hyper
i usually have dreamless sleep, i remember a dream maybe once every 2 or 3 months
why does that score so high?
It means you have no soul.

So that makes you perfect for management. That always gives human resources a boner. Corporate soulless drones that churn out product. Emotionless, cold, unfeeling sociopaths.

No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.
[Labret] is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:56 PM   #24
Brian
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Amherst, MA
Posts: 450
42
__________________
ICQ: 89118055


HerbalCommerce.com - Herbal Product Manufacturing/Private labeling - NOT a middleman!
WebmasterCommerce.com - Webmaster Resources
FightResource.com - THE Online Mixed Martial Arts Directory
Brian is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 08:59 PM   #25
^R3K^
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,815
Quote:
Originally posted by [Labret]
No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.
Damn, I thought I was the only one that looked at sleep that way..
^R3K^ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 09:03 PM   #26
hyper
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mass Ass
Posts: 5,294
Quote:
Originally posted by [Labret]


It means you have no soul.

So that makes you perfect for management. That always gives human resources a boner. Corporate soulless drones that churn out product. Emotionless, cold, unfeeling sociopaths.

No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.
good then i wont feel bad when i tell you to fuck off
__________________
hyper is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 10:42 PM   #27
titmowse
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 5,320
quote the test results:

"51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones."

quote 12 clicks:

"I'm a 51"

do i see an admission of fallibility here?
__________________
I still love everybody

Last edited by titmowse; 05-13-2002 at 10:43 PM..
titmowse is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 10:48 PM   #28
[Labret]
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
Posts: 10,945
Quote:
Originally posted by hyper

good then i wont feel bad when i tell you to fuck off
Yes, perfect.

I too someday wish to reach such a level where I am basically just a shell of a human, no emotions, no cares. Everything centered around the "I".

Heaven.
[Labret] is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 11:48 PM   #29
hyper
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mass Ass
Posts: 5,294
thought you already have
__________________
hyper is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2002, 12:01 AM   #30
kenny
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,245
1,c
2,a
3,c
4,b
5,d
6,b
7,b
8,f
9,a
10,e

totall = 49

can't believe I actually took that test
__________________
7
kenny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2002, 06:32 AM   #31
12clicks
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
12clicks's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,789
Quote:
Originally posted by titmowse
quote the test results:

"51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones."

quote 12 clicks:

"I'm a 51"

do i see an admission of fallibility here?
titmowse, I've always looked at it in this way:

my decisions considered "not always the right ones" by the masses are just too cerebral for the average joe to understand. I'm always right, even when its not clear to others.
you can't imagine how that pisses people off.
__________________
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
12clicks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2002, 07:37 AM   #32
dantheman
OG
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 3,308
I didnt take the test (not enough time) so I 'm going to say "53"

did I win
__________________
M3server.com
VPS>Get your 2nd month free
Ded>$100 off your 2nd month
since 1996
icq-25135623
dannyh at~m3server DOT com
dantheman is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2002, 12:14 PM   #33
Honeyslut
Confirmed User
 
Honeyslut's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ass Valley, Ca
Posts: 6,436
37

hehehe
__________________
http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !
Honeyslut is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2002, 01:08 PM   #34
TheFLY
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
This test is total bullshit -- it's like a damn horoscope...

Anyhow I'm 42.

I expected more from you Jimmy!
TheFLY is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2002, 01:12 PM   #35
TheFLY
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
Quote:
Originally posted by the Shemp
A very well adjusted "36"

regards

shemp
Do you walk slow buddy?

Hehe I got 36 the first time -- then I realized that I'd rather look the world in the face than walk slow -- so I had to add 6 points...

hehehe Jimmy why did you post this bullshit!
TheFLY is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2002, 01:48 PM   #36
Terenzo
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 971
__________________
Signature Spot - USD 5000 / month
Terenzo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.