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jimmyf 05-13-2002 01:23 PM

Test for Lensman and 12clicks
 
Ok any one can take the test.. ... But someone start a Poll on which will have the higher score 12clicks or Lensman ... that is if they will take the test and be honest about there scores.

Subject: Psychological Profile Dr. Phil gave this test on Oprah.
Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this
is very interesting! Here's something that you may find interesting.

Psychological Profile:

The following is pretty accurate. It only takes 2 minutes.
Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by
the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.


It's only 10 simple questions, so ... grab a pencil and paper,keeping track of your letter answers.

Begin.
1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning b) during the afternoon & and early evening c)
late at night

2. You usually walk a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast,
with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you a) stand with your arms folded b)
have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with a) your knees bent with your legs
neatly side by side b) your legs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with a) a big,
appreciative laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering a) make a loud
entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted; do you ...
a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between
these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark
blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are a) falling b) fighting or
struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 > (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as rain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.

They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try
anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spurof the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people
think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Now forward this to others.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred.
Free your mind from worries.
Live Simply.
Give more.
Expect less.

dailydirt 05-13-2002 01:26 PM

man u have way too much time on your hands

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2002 01:26 PM

too long...... I'll read it when I'm old and crinkeley and don't have anything else to do.

AaronM 05-13-2002 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
too long...... I'll read it when I'm old and crinkeley and don't have anything else to do.
So will 12clicks.

We can expect his answer any time now. :)

Theo 05-13-2002 01:39 PM

40

Theo 05-13-2002 01:41 PM

"clever, gifted, or talented"
yeah right :1orglaugh

12clicks 05-13-2002 01:43 PM

first of all, Oprah and that dr. are a couple of sniveling asses.

that said, I'm a 51

railz 05-13-2002 01:43 PM

47

12clicks 05-13-2002 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


So will 12clicks.

We can expect his answer any time now. :)

I was on the phone with Sammi of 4freebucks or I'd have finished sooner.

Babaganoosh 05-13-2002 01:47 PM

48

Beastiepoo 05-13-2002 01:52 PM

45

Cheshire 05-13-2002 01:54 PM

I got 50 ~ SWEET:thumbsup

the Shemp 05-13-2002 01:57 PM

A very well adjusted "36"

regards

shemp

XXXPaysiteDesign 05-13-2002 02:03 PM

39

XXXManager 05-13-2002 06:12 PM

Thats so stupid :)
Those tests are so dumb.
All answers stands equal - liking "light blue" rather than "dark blue" might turn you
FROM:
"Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder"
TO:
"Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest"
Shit - thats stupid.

P.S.
43
Its scientific now - Im "fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting" :winkwink:
and I even love dark blue!

ldinternet 05-13-2002 06:37 PM

1 C
2 C
3 A
4 C
5 A
6 B
7 C
8 B
9 B
10 E

Total: 52

... good to know that i'm one better than 12clicks. :winkwink:

Sly_RJ 05-13-2002 06:59 PM

47.

Pipecrew 05-13-2002 07:10 PM

47, damn sitting on a leg got to me! :)

[Labret] 05-13-2002 07:59 PM

44

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting
; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.


Damn straight bitches.

AWW - Kevin 05-13-2002 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
44

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming,amusing,practical, and always interesting
; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.


Damn straight bitches.

50 points here !

i like Red but not Orange :1orglaugh

^R3K^ 05-13-2002 08:18 PM

46.. hrm....

hyper 05-13-2002 08:37 PM

i usually have dreamless sleep, i remember a dream maybe once every 2 or 3 months
why does that score so high?

[Labret] 05-13-2002 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
i usually have dreamless sleep, i remember a dream maybe once every 2 or 3 months
why does that score so high?

It means you have no soul.

So that makes you perfect for management. That always gives human resources a boner. Corporate soulless drones that churn out product. Emotionless, cold, unfeeling sociopaths.

No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.

Brian 05-13-2002 08:56 PM

42

^R3K^ 05-13-2002 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.
Damn, I thought I was the only one that looked at sleep that way..

hyper 05-13-2002 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


It means you have no soul.

So that makes you perfect for management. That always gives human resources a boner. Corporate soulless drones that churn out product. Emotionless, cold, unfeeling sociopaths.

No dreams? That would suck. Its where I get to fly around and kill without going to jail. Dreams... I like them.

good then i wont feel bad when i tell you to fuck off
:1orglaugh

titmowse 05-13-2002 10:42 PM

quote the test results:

"51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones."

quote 12 clicks:

"I'm a 51"

do i see an admission of fallibility here?:eek2

[Labret] 05-13-2002 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

good then i wont feel bad when i tell you to fuck off
:1orglaugh

Yes, perfect.

I too someday wish to reach such a level where I am basically just a shell of a human, no emotions, no cares. Everything centered around the "I".

Heaven.

hyper 05-13-2002 11:48 PM

thought you already have

kenny 05-14-2002 12:01 AM

1,c
2,a
3,c
4,b
5,d
6,b
7,b
8,f
9,a
10,e

totall = 49

can't believe I actually took that test:glugglug

12clicks 05-14-2002 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
quote the test results:

"51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones."

quote 12 clicks:

"I'm a 51"

do i see an admission of fallibility here?:eek2

titmowse, I've always looked at it in this way:

my decisions considered "not always the right ones" by the masses are just too cerebral for the average joe to understand. I'm always right, even when its not clear to others. :1orglaugh
you can't imagine how that pisses people off.

dantheman 05-14-2002 07:37 AM

I didnt take the test (not enough time) so I 'm going to say "53"

did I win

Honeyslut 05-15-2002 12:14 PM

37

hehehe

TheFLY 05-15-2002 01:08 PM

This test is total bullshit -- it's like a damn horoscope...

Anyhow I'm 42.

I expected more from you Jimmy!

TheFLY 05-15-2002 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
A very well adjusted "36"

regards

shemp

Do you walk slow buddy?

Hehe I got 36 the first time -- then I realized that I'd rather look the world in the face than walk slow -- so I had to add 6 points...

hehehe Jimmy why did you post this bullshit!

Terenzo 05-15-2002 01:48 PM

:eek7


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