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SmokeyTheBear · 05-01-2006, 01:19 AM

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing my current tax debt as $3407.00

Please note the attached article from the new york times, wherein you will see the government is spending $171.50 for hammers and $600.00 for toilet seats.

Therefore i am enclosing four toilet seats ( value $2400 ) and six hammers ( value $1029 )

Please apply the overpayment to my next years taxes thanks..

Solid Bob · 05-01-2006, 01:21 AM

I dare you.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-01-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

I dare you.

cmon someone there has to have a sense of humour

Solid Bob · 05-01-2006, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

cmon someone there has to have a sense of humour

I'm sure they'd laugh. Just wondering what the next step would be.

flashfire · 05-01-2006, 01:33 AM

that would be so funny

SmokeyTheBear · 05-01-2006, 01:37 AM

they would prob accept it.. then do a full audit on you every year for the rest of your life.

martinsc · 05-01-2006, 01:43 AM

lol
great

Manowar · 05-01-2006, 01:55 AM

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cranki · 05-01-2006, 01:58 AM

hahahaha awesome... have that nyt article?

Rover · 05-01-2006, 01:59 AM

they're a bunch of hammers already...

BIGTYMER · 05-01-2006, 02:01 AM

Funny shit!

Bdiddy · 05-01-2006, 02:19 AM

woj · 05-01-2006, 02:26 AM

Manowar · 05-01-2006, 02:26 AM

they would soooo audit your ass

Choppa · 05-01-2006, 05:21 AM

he he throw in a toilet seat as a tip

Pete-KT · 05-01-2006, 05:25 AM

They would laught and then send u an invoice with a late fee for your taxes

SmokeyTheBear · 05-01-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

They would laught and then send u an invoice with a late fee for your taxes

probably

u-Bob · 05-01-2006, 09:10 AM

hehe

DaddyHalbucks · 05-01-2006, 09:21 AM

LOL, good one.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-01-2006, 09:22 AM

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Dirty Dane · 05-01-2006, 09:39 AM

seeric · 05-01-2006, 09:41 AM

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Screaming · 05-01-2006, 09:47 AM

25 buck budlights?

Rebecca Love · 05-01-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

I'm sure they'd laugh. Just wondering what the next step would be.

knock knock, " Mr. Smokey your coming with us"

RhiannonAPM · 05-01-2006, 10:46 AM

Would love to see what they would do to you.

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Dear I.R.S. Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing my current tax debt as $3407.00 Please note the attached article from the new york times, wherein you will see the government is spending $171.50 for hammers and $600.00 for toilet seats. Therefore i am enclosing four toilet seats ( value $2400 ) and six hammers ( value $1029 ) Please apply the overpayment to my next years taxes thanks.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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