Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing my current tax debt as $3407.00
Please note the attached article from the new york times, wherein you will see the government is spending $171.50 for hammers and $600.00 for toilet seats.
Therefore i am enclosing four toilet seats ( value $2400 ) and six hammers ( value $1029 )
Please apply the overpayment to my next years taxes thanks..
