Dear I.R.S.
 

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing my current tax debt as $3407.00

Please note the attached article from the new york times, wherein you will see the government is spending $171.50 for hammers and $600.00 for toilet seats.

Therefore i am enclosing four toilet seats ( value $2400 ) and six hammers ( value $1029 )

Please apply the overpayment to my next years taxes thanks.. :winkwink:

I dare you. :)

:1orglaugh cmon someone there has to have a sense of humour :)

I'm sure they'd laugh. Just wondering what the next step would be. :1orglaugh

that would be so funny

they would prob accept it.. then do a full audit on you every year for the rest of your life.

lol
great
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muahaha that would be funny shit

hahahaha awesome... have that nyt article?

they're a bunch of hammers already...

Funny shit!

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they would soooo audit your ass

he he throw in a toilet seat as a tip :thumbsup

They would laught and then send u an invoice with a late fee for your taxes

probably :disgust :1orglaugh

hehe :)

LOL, good one.

Figure out how much individual marines spend on porn site memberships, and send them a link for metered downloads up to your tax liability...

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don't forget about 25$ bud light longnecks in the capitol bar and the 1000 dollar hookers that people in cali pay 200 for.

25 buck budlights?

knock knock, " Mr. Smokey your coming with us":)

Would love to see what they would do to you. :1orglaugh