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Old 04-27-2006, 05:10 PM   #1
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Real women have:
Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
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Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

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Old 04-27-2006, 05:12 PM   #2
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Sadly that's all true...
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:13 PM   #3
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You forgot morning breath
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:13 PM   #4
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Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...
God, how I love porn.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:17 PM   #5
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You forgot morning breath
No, I was being a gentleman.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:17 PM   #6
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:19 PM   #7
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No, I was being a gentleman.
I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:21 PM   #8
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I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment
I like big butts. :D
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:22 PM   #9
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i think both men and women have high expectations of the opposite sex.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:23 PM   #10
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I like big butts. :D
...and I can not lie...
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:28 PM   #11
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...and I can not lie...
It's getting hot in here!
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:37 PM   #12
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:39 PM   #13
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even the real women with fake parts are still real.

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:43 PM   #14
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thats why you do not stick around til morning! Drop the load, and then jet!
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:44 PM   #15
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even the real women with fake parts are still real.

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all.
Hey, I know. The pictures are the fantasy, models are real women... Pictures don't have morning breath.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:46 PM   #16
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I love em all I just won't have sex with em all ;)
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:47 PM   #17
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:36 PM   #18
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That's why I like "imperfections"....
they are more touchable, more reachable....
more real.

There is a time and a place for fantasy, and a little fantasy can make reality even better.

But the imperfect human touch is something that I wouldn't ever trade for the cold touch of fantasy.
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:34 PM   #19
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:30 PM   #22
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Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.

hehe.. nice I like that
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Old 04-28-2006, 12:09 AM   #23
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Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.


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Old 04-28-2006, 12:31 AM   #24
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I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...
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Old 04-28-2006, 12:32 AM   #25
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:51 AM   #27
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They also have cocks.

Or maybe I have just been in Thailand too long...
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:54 AM   #28
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I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...
I keep forgetting. I keep thinking Stacey is the masculine spelling. Sorry.
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