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Dagwolf 04-27-2006 05:10 PM
Real women have:
 
Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.

Scott McD 04-27-2006 05:12 PM
Sadly that's all true...

ready lube 04-27-2006 05:13 PM
You forgot morning breath :thumbsup

Libertine 04-27-2006 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...
God, how I love porn.

Dagwolf 04-27-2006 05:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube
You forgot morning breath :thumbsup
No, I was being a gentleman. :pimp

Snake Doctor 04-27-2006 05:17 PM
She fucked me

ready lube 04-27-2006 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
No, I was being a gentleman. :pimp
I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 04-27-2006 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube
I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment :1orglaugh
I like big butts. :D

BlackCrayon 04-27-2006 05:22 PM
i think both men and women have high expectations of the opposite sex.

ready lube 04-27-2006 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I like big butts. :D
...and I can not lie... :)

Dagwolf 04-27-2006 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube
...and I can not lie... :)
It's getting hot in here!

ready lube 04-27-2006 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
It's getting hot in here!
...so get some Ready Lube...:1orglaugh

tASSy 04-27-2006 05:39 PM
even the real women with fake parts are still real. :winkwink:

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all. :2 cents:

triumph 04-27-2006 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube
You forgot morning breath :thumbsup

thats why you do not stick around til morning! Drop the load, and then jet!

Dagwolf 04-27-2006 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tASSy
even the real women with fake parts are still real. :winkwink:

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all. :2 cents:
Hey, I know. :) The pictures are the fantasy, models are real women... Pictures don't have morning breath.

AdultInsider Cloner 04-27-2006 05:46 PM
I love em all :) I just won't have sex with em all ;)

Screaming 04-27-2006 05:47 PM
damn straight man and gotta love us

chase 04-27-2006 06:36 PM
That's why I like "imperfections"....
they are more touchable, more reachable....
more real.

There is a time and a place for fantasy, and a little fantasy can make reality even better.

But the imperfect human touch is something that I wouldn't ever trade for the cold touch of fantasy.

madawgz 04-27-2006 07:34 PM
i think i would like the artificial women :2orglaughs

WWC-Pajio 04-27-2006 07:34 PM
... I guess you're right!! :smokin

Choppa 04-27-2006 07:38 PM
think Einstein once stated " imagination is more important than reality"

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

sniperwolf 04-27-2006 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.

hehe.. nice I like that

Ace_luffy 04-28-2006 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Stacey_JoinRightNow 04-28-2006 12:31 AM
I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...

Vitasoy 04-28-2006 12:32 AM
True.. no body is perfect.

Porko 04-28-2006 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube
You forgot morning breath :thumbsup
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

forgot that they have intestines inside :(

Gin Hoi 04-28-2006 01:51 AM
They also have cocks.

Or maybe I have just been in Thailand too long...

Dagwolf 04-28-2006 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...
I keep forgetting. :1orglaugh I keep thinking Stacey is the masculine spelling. Sorry.

PussyTeenies 04-28-2006 01:55 AM
you forgot the never ending demands for $$ :)

2HousePlague 04-28-2006 01:56 AM
Yeah, maybe we should start giving them a little more credit during their "downtime" -- :2 cents:





2hp

gecko 04-28-2006 02:30 AM
I notice this everytime I go out. ;)


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