Can i sell my SEMEN on Ebay???????? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2006, 02:03 PM

If so whats the best category ?

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 02:03 PM

leisure/lifestyle?

Morgan · 04-23-2006, 02:06 PM

"specialty services"

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 02:09 PM

put it on special for 99.99$

Tapaz · 04-23-2006, 02:10 PM

no but u can give me a fleshlight account

cranki · 04-23-2006, 02:21 PM

that's quite a good idea... somebody checked the TOS?

King Adam · 04-23-2006, 02:23 PM

Just don't show your pic

warlock5 · 04-23-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

"specialty services"

may be "for novelty use only"

potter · 04-23-2006, 02:25 PM

you can't sell bodily fluids.

tornell · 04-23-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

"specialty services"

SmokeyTheBear · 04-23-2006, 02:35 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 04-23-2006, 02:35 PM

Deraj · 04-23-2006, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

If so whats the best category ?

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u-Bob · 04-23-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter

you can't sell bodily fluids.

what if he lets it dry first?

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

what if he lets it dry first?

that might work

TheSpreader · 04-23-2006, 02:46 PM

I think you should. You've pretty much whored out every other part of your body and soul. Why not your semen, too. It's worth a try.

04-23-2006, 02:55 PM

maybe if you put it in a vile and shove it in a teddy bear and sell the "semen filled teddy bear"

Michaelious · 04-23-2006, 03:01 PM

letting it dry out would be nice!

Deraj · 04-23-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BondOfBabesDotCom

maybe if you put it in a vile and shove it in a teddy bear and sell the "semen filled teddy bear"

little care packages like "semen and a rose"

Violetta · 04-23-2006, 03:18 PM

You can sell it here on gfy!

Nylz · 04-23-2006, 03:19 PM

"powders"

Barefootsies · 04-23-2006, 04:31 PM

bio hazards

DaddyHalbucks · 04-23-2006, 04:31 PM

"Fleshlight Juice."

Nicky · 04-23-2006, 04:33 PM

Depends, you still got yellow stains in it?

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tapaz

no but u can give me a fleshlight account

shoot me email juicy at fleshlight

HighSociety · 04-23-2006, 05:15 PM

I have seen that for sale on www.ebanned.net and some other sick stuff

Sinstar · 04-23-2006, 05:20 PM

ebanned lets anything go lol

Haydos · 04-23-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinstar

ebanned lets anything go lol

ebay arent far behind....they only pull things after the media get involved....

lyn1 · 04-23-2006, 05:30 PM

Hair gel and brand it 'Something about Mary' and you're on a winner. Why I can see you having a team of guys turn-up to your bedroom and masturbating in to jars to keep up with the demand.

Just think the demographic would by old gay men....eeeeek.

Lyn

Morgan · 04-23-2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Hair gel and brand it 'Something about Mary' and you're on a winner. Why I can see you having a team of guys turn-up to your bedroom and masturbating in to jars to keep up with the demand.

Just think the demographic would by old gay men....eeeeek.

Lyn

These guys?

Choppa · 04-23-2006, 07:30 PM

id sell it under "wholesale" as CTB says you have loads of it

and id do the "Buy It Now" option and maybe offer an upsizing of the product if you use buy it now

reynold · 04-23-2006, 10:34 PM

it should come with a result of your HIV test saying its negative

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