Can i sell my SEMEN on Ebay????????
 

If so whats the best category ?



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leisure/lifestyle? :)

"specialty services"

put it on special for 99.99$ :)

no but u can give me a fleshlight account :)

that's quite a good idea... somebody checked the TOS?

Just don't show your pic :)

may be "for novelty use only"

you can't sell bodily fluids.

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Mock Ad for Semen Sales:

For Sale ! 100cc's of Top Kwalitty Siemen from the best jeans. Neatlie stoard in a Gold Tow sokk to prezerve it's freshniss. Satisfacshun is Garanteid ! Deliverie and injecshun iz avaleabol at no ecstra charje !

Call Juicy D Links at: <your number here>

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what if he lets it dry first? :)

that might work :winkwink:

I think you should. You've pretty much whored out every other part of your body and soul. Why not your semen, too. It's worth a try.

maybe if you put it in a vile and shove it in a teddy bear and sell the "semen filled teddy bear"

letting it dry out would be nice!

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You can sell it here on gfy!

"powders"

bio hazards

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"Fleshlight Juice."

Depends, you still got yellow stains in it? :1orglaugh

shoot me email juicy at fleshlight

I have seen that for sale on www.ebanned.net and some other sick stuff

ebanned lets anything go lol

ebay arent far behind....they only pull things after the media get involved....:2 cents:

Hair gel and brand it 'Something about Mary' and you're on a winner. Why I can see you having a team of guys turn-up to your bedroom and masturbating in to jars to keep up with the demand.

Just think the demographic would by old gay men....eeeeek.

Lyn

id sell it under "wholesale" as CTB says you have loads of it :1orglaugh

and id do the "Buy It Now" option and maybe offer an upsizing of the product if you use buy it now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it should come with a result of your HIV test saying its negative