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Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?
I thought it wouldn't work, but it did. And now my wife is pissed.
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The old 'cup of curry' trick...
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It's called a buttercup
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you have been watching this movie way too much..........
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I guarantee it
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Tht is sick
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No, can't say I have.
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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Million times!
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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haha no. But I might do it now.. ;)
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lol what a dirty trick!
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Yeah, it is called a "cup of beef".
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I need a beer
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No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once
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bump....
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did that yesturday to my wife........man was she pissed lol
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working on my tan
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I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....
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since i first started this thread.. my wife has gotten even by waiting till i deeply inhaled when i was sleeping (i sleep with my mouth open) to release one... that was fuuuuuucked up!
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Sounds like the poor man's version of a dutch oven.
Save a few for bed time, tuck in the sheets nice and tight, then fart and pull the sheets over her head. She'll love you forever.
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We Call It "The Cup And Throw"
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Hahaha!!!! YES, I always do it to my younger sister before... lol
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lol... hows your site runnin?
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So Fucking What
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I'm just pissed this thread got 5 times more replies than my last business thread
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You should all ask Evil Chris about the shaving cream cap and farting in it....
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The good old pocket fart
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sounds classy
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My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
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I will have to remember that one
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Will have to try this one on my bro..
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Cup of Curry baaaaaaaaaaahahhaha
I feel like im 18 again that was refreshing
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yeah. have to run after i did that. LOL
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you guys are sick
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Oh..that's sick =( Seriously!
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It's a great trick. The key is mastering the "cup" more so than the "throw." It's a two part trick but the cup part is key.
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Yeah i still do that sometimes. Pisses them off big time.
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Nope. But I've shit in a bag, lit it on fire, and throw it at a door.
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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No. But this is a true story...
When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear. I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me. I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!! HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it. He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny. But hey, fuck him, he started it right?
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had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads
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No.....,i haven't.
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Never but this video about kills me every time I watch it.
http://thatvideosite.com/video/2080 Pure fart comedic genius.
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kid on my football team used to do this during practice. We would be in the huddle (he was a tackle or a guard). Would rip one and hand a nice ol buttercup to the QB or give one to a running back.
Even worse was when you were on the sidelines and he would give you one.... they were nasty.
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Where I'm from it's called a "Fart Grenade"
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haha... I'd be dead if I did that.
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