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Old 04-21-2006, 08:26 PM   #1
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Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?

I thought it wouldn't work, but it did. And now my wife is pissed.
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:28 PM   #2
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The old 'cup of curry' trick...
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:29 PM   #3
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It's called a buttercup
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:31 PM   #4
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you have been watching this movie way too much..........

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Old 04-21-2006, 08:41 PM   #5
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Tht is sick
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:43 PM   #6
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:45 PM   #7
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:05 PM   #8
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haha no. But I might do it now.. ;)
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:10 PM   #9
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:10 PM   #10
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Yeah, it is called a "cup of beef".
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #11
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:12 PM   #12
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:57 PM   #13
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:58 PM   #14
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:59 PM   #15
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did that yesturday to my wife........man was she pissed lol
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:00 PM   #16
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I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....


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Old 05-03-2006, 01:01 PM   #17
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since i first started this thread.. my wife has gotten even by waiting till i deeply inhaled when i was sleeping (i sleep with my mouth open) to release one... that was fuuuuuucked up!
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:01 PM   #18
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I must be fucking tired because I can't stop laughing!
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:04 PM   #19
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Sounds like the poor man's version of a dutch oven.

Save a few for bed time, tuck in the sheets nice and tight, then fart and pull the sheets over her head. She'll love you forever.
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:04 PM   #20
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We Call It "The Cup And Throw"
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:07 PM   #21
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Hahaha!!!! YES, I always do it to my younger sister before... lol
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:07 PM   #22
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No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

WTF!!!!!

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Old 05-03-2006, 01:07 PM   #23
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lol... hows your site runnin?
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:08 PM   #24
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:09 PM   #25
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You should all ask Evil Chris about the shaving cream cap and farting in it.... He LOVES to tell that story! One of the many reasons I fell in love with him!
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:14 PM   #26
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:16 PM   #27
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:21 PM   #28
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My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:56 PM   #29
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:42 PM   #30
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Will have to try this one on my bro..
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:50 PM   #31
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Cup of Curry baaaaaaaaaaahahhaha
I feel like im 18 again that was refreshing
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:54 PM   #32
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Mr.ORSM, that's a low postcount
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:54 PM   #33
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yeah. have to run after i did that. LOL
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Old 05-03-2006, 03:40 PM   #34
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Oh..that's sick =( Seriously!
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Old 05-03-2006, 04:27 PM   #37
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It's a great trick. The key is mastering the "cup" more so than the "throw." It's a two part trick but the cup part is key.
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haha! gotta try that one... Perhaps put it in the freezer for months?
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My boyfriend pins me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked
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Yeah i still do that sometimes. Pisses them off big time.

Not so good when someone does it back though...
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:19 PM   #41
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lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked
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No. But this is a true story...

When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear.

I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me.

I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!!

HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.

He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny.

But hey, fuck him, he started it right?
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:10 AM   #44
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had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads

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Old 05-15-2007, 08:13 AM   #46
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had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads
what the hell was I talking about?
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kid on my football team used to do this during practice. We would be in the huddle (he was a tackle or a guard). Would rip one and hand a nice ol buttercup to the QB or give one to a running back.

Even worse was when you were on the sidelines and he would give you one.... they were nasty.
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