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CyberHustler 04-21-2006 08:26 PM

Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?
 
I thought it wouldn't work, but it did. And now my wife is pissed.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Orsm 04-21-2006 08:28 PM

The old 'cup of curry' trick...

WDjay 04-21-2006 08:29 PM

It's called a buttercup :winkwink:

fl_prn_str 04-21-2006 08:31 PM

you have been watching this movie way too much..........

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-21-2006 08:41 PM

Tht is sick :1orglaugh

BIGTYMER 04-21-2006 08:43 PM

No, can't say I have.

Miguel T 04-21-2006 08:45 PM

Million times!

Vitasoy 04-22-2006 02:05 PM

haha no. But I might do it now.. ;)

madawgz 04-22-2006 02:10 PM

lol what a dirty trick!

TheSenator 04-22-2006 02:10 PM

Yeah, it is called a "cup of beef".

Spunky 04-22-2006 02:11 PM

No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

Vlad 04-22-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

:Oh crap

CyberHustler 05-03-2006 12:57 PM

bump....

E Guru 05-03-2006 12:58 PM

I like holding the woman under the covers, kick and scream, haha

Warning Pages 05-03-2006 12:59 PM

did that yesturday to my wife........man was she pissed lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L-Pink 05-03-2006 01:00 PM

I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....


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CyberHustler 05-03-2006 01:01 PM

since i first started this thread.. my wife has gotten even by waiting till i deeply inhaled when i was sleeping (i sleep with my mouth open) to release one... that was fuuuuuucked up!

Funbrunette 05-03-2006 01:01 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I must be fucking tired because I can't stop laughing!

Quagmire 05-03-2006 01:04 PM

Sounds like the poor man's version of a dutch oven.

Save a few for bed time, tuck in the sheets nice and tight, then fart and pull the sheets over her head. She'll love you forever.

Mighty Chin 05-03-2006 01:04 PM

We Call It "The Cup And Throw"

BluewireAngie 05-03-2006 01:07 PM

Hahaha!!!! YES, I always do it to my younger sister before... lol :1orglaugh

Fresh 05-03-2006 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once


WTF!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CIVMatt 05-03-2006 01:07 PM

lol... hows your site runnin?

xNetworx 05-03-2006 01:08 PM

I'm just pissed this thread got 5 times more replies than my last business thread :Oh crap

Funbrunette 05-03-2006 01:09 PM

You should all ask Evil Chris about the shaving cream cap and farting in it....:1orglaugh He LOVES to tell that story! One of the many reasons I fell in love with him!

karlm 05-03-2006 01:14 PM

The good old pocket fart

SomeCreep 05-03-2006 01:16 PM

sounds classy

RhiannonAPM 05-03-2006 01:21 PM

My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!:321GFY

Gnat69 05-03-2006 01:56 PM

I will have to remember that one :thumbsup

RyuLion 05-03-2006 02:42 PM

Will have to try this one on my bro..

HDADULT 05-03-2006 02:50 PM

Cup of Curry baaaaaaaaaaahahhaha
I feel like im 18 again that was refreshing

VicD 05-03-2006 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orsm
The old 'cup of curry' trick...

Mr.ORSM, that's a low postcount :)

gimo33 05-03-2006 02:54 PM

yeah. have to run after i did that. LOL :)

E$_manager 05-03-2006 03:40 PM

you guys are sick :(

Nylz 05-03-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM
My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!:321GFY

:Oh crap

majorbitch 05-03-2006 03:47 PM

Oh..that's sick =( Seriously!

I Like Chocolate 05-03-2006 04:27 PM

It's a great trick. The key is mastering the "cup" more so than the "throw." It's a two part trick but the cup part is key.

puta 05-03-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....


.


haha! gotta try that one... Perhaps put it in the freezer for months?

CyberHustler 05-03-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM
My boyfriend pins me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!:321GFY

lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked :1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-03-2006 05:09 PM

Yeah i still do that sometimes. Pisses them off big time.

Not so good when someone does it back though...

iWeb_Iya 05-03-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts
lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked :1orglaugh

:Oh crap Terrible :Oh crap

Barefootsies 05-03-2006 06:02 PM

Nope. But I've shit in a bag, lit it on fire, and throw it at a door.

:winkwink:

RedShoe 05-03-2006 08:04 PM

No. But this is a true story...

When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear.

I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me.

I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!!

HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.

He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny.

But hey, fuck him, he started it right?

CyberHustler 05-07-2006 08:10 AM

had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads

dragon9 05-07-2006 09:36 AM

No.....,i haven't.:disgust

CyberHustler 05-15-2007 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 9847667)
had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads

what the hell was I talking about?

Babaganoosh 05-15-2007 08:37 AM

Never but this video about kills me every time I watch it.

http://thatvideosite.com/video/2080

Pure fart comedic genius.

Kevin Marx 05-15-2007 09:20 AM

kid on my football team used to do this during practice. We would be in the huddle (he was a tackle or a guard). Would rip one and hand a nice ol buttercup to the QB or give one to a running back.

Even worse was when you were on the sidelines and he would give you one.... they were nasty.

Aneros Josh 05-15-2007 09:26 AM

Where I'm from it's called a "Fart Grenade"

Violetta 05-15-2007 10:02 AM

haha... I'd be dead if I did that.


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