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Lev · 04-14-2006, 04:15 PM

Interesting spam I got today

Quote:

Help Israel save American cities from nuclear attack

America must move a small part of her nuclear arsenal to Israel to protect and defend the Christian holy
sites!

* It is possible that many US cities will be vapourized or blasted to oblivion.
* These attacks may not come today, but they will come in the near future.
* These attacks will probably involve weapons of mass destruction.
* Millions will probably die in such attacks.

Our Christian organization wants to lobby the US Congress to move a small (limited) number of "short
range" tactical nuclear missiles to Israel.

At this time there are no short range nuclear missiles directly aimed at
* Mecca or Medina (Saudi Arabia)
* Tehran (Iran)

The Christian holy sites in Israel must be saved!

E-gold is necessary to help us lobby on your behalf:
http://2862005.e-gold.com/

This week's news items:

Iran tests 'world's fastest' sonar-evading torpedo
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...4/s1606737.htm

Iran achieves uranium enrichment
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...4/s1614227.htm

Pleasurepays · 04-14-2006, 04:19 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8086375216793162635&q=bush+parody& pl=true

SirMoby · 04-14-2006, 04:21 PM

Why would a Christian organization want weapons pointing at any one? I don't remember that being the way of Jesus.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-14-2006, 04:28 PM

It sounds like a scam for donations.

juve20 · 04-14-2006, 04:30 PM

bullshit!

report as spam!

thanks
tony

Gui · 04-14-2006, 04:32 PM

The things that come out of Christians mouth.

JD · 04-14-2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8086375216793162635&q=bush+parody& pl=true

ummm....k........

DaddyHalbucks · 04-14-2006, 04:43 PM

I wonder how many nukes are in Israel's arsenal. Anybody know?

Rochard · 04-14-2006, 04:47 PM

Why do we need short range missiles pointing at anyone when we can launch at anyone in the world at a moment's notice?

Webby · 04-14-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev

Interesting spam I got today

Spam is just awesome at times and a reflection of the numbers of total retards walking this planet.

chupacabra · 04-14-2006, 04:51 PM

lol, the title of this thread literally made me laugh out loud... hysterical..

After Shock Media · 04-14-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Why do we need short range missiles pointing at anyone when we can launch at anyone in the world at a moment's notice?

Who wants to wait the extra time as the missiles cross the Atlantic for nuclear war.

Webby · 04-14-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Who wants to wait the extra time as the missiles cross the Atlantic for nuclear war.

Oh fuck!!

That is too damned funny to even be remotely near an intended sane comment!

Paranoia has got to have been invented by the US.

Manowar · 04-14-2006, 04:57 PM

fucking crazy shit

hova · 04-14-2006, 05:03 PM

thats a good one

Lance69 · 04-14-2006, 05:28 PM

There is no need, there are plenty of platforms available to hit any target, anywhere should they see fit. All the posturing is in place and has been for decades.

Linkster · 04-14-2006, 08:05 PM

Israel has somewhere between 100-200 nuclear warheads (the number varies dependent on the intelligence agency) including types for Jericho1 and Jericho2 missiles as well as warheads deliverable by Israeli planes and a few other unnamed types(probably some sort of water to air missiles. The range of the missiles with these payloads has been tested up to 1500 km although the CIA figures they can reach Russia with no problem - which prompted Russia some years back to give a formal warning to Israel.

elitetec · 04-15-2006, 01:12 PM

What all people write on spam. Unbeliavable

tyler. · 04-15-2006, 01:27 PM

spam , get rid of it

nofx · 04-15-2006, 01:31 PM

I hope someone attacks the US, it will make things interesting

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