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SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:28 AM

For the first time EVER . a bank gave me MORE money back than it should have..

If you in canada when you use your epassporte card to withdraw money , it will withdraw it in either american or canadian depending on the bank machine your using ( it withdraws it in canadian bills but takes it out of your epassporte account in either canadian or american )

anyways to make a long story short , i tried to withdraw money from the bank machine and it said "sorry out of bills" , and when i checked out my epassporte account , they had removed the money from my account then put it back in ( in canadian funds ) so it showed more money than when i started ( by 29 cents )

So i guess the exchange rate is better going in than going out

So thanks epassporte , im gonna go buy some coke and hookers with my extra 29 cents

Manowar · 04-14-2006, 11:29 AM

go back and keep doing it, after a few days you will be rich......... by a multiple of .29

NoWhErE · 04-14-2006, 11:29 AM

These kinda stories make all the hard work worth while... congrats

SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

go back and keep doing it, after a few days you will be rich......... by a multiple of .29

i thought about that , if only epassporte let me have more than 5 atm transactions per day

heh

SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

These kinda stories make all the hard work worth while... congrats

im rich biatch.....

Trixxxia · 04-14-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

im rich biatch.....

Truly pimpin' in style now STB ;)

2HousePlague · 04-14-2006, 11:36 AM

You should stand in front of that machine all day -

2hp

Furious_Male · 04-14-2006, 11:37 AM

5 x .29 or $1.45 a day. I can see some people making a business out of that

SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

Truly pimpin' in style now STB ;)

im gonna get some spinners for my lawnmower, thats gonna be my first "rich person" purchase.. then i'll give some to charity.. gotta be carefull though , soon the whole 29 cents will be gone

Michael O · 04-14-2006, 11:40 AM

Please forward you account name to be and the date of the transaction and I will make sure its corrected, there will be a $50 fee for this.

j/k

SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

5 x .29 or $1.45 a day. I can see some people making a business out of that

actually if i upped my limit and took the max out everytime , i could make upwards of $10 per day

thats more than some third world countries average wage

madawgz · 04-14-2006, 11:42 AM

daym! i gotta start doing this!

Trixxxia · 04-14-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

im gonna get some spinners for my lawnmower, thats

OMG that was funny! Got a visual of a bear with a lawnmower rolling in the forest shining brightly on its wheels LMAO

SmokeyTheBear · 04-14-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Please forward you account name to be and the date of the transaction and I will make sure its corrected, there will be a $50 fee for this.

j/k

heh .. but seriously , that cant be right , there must be a mistake eh , i know banks hate giving money away.. you should bring it up at the next staff meeting , maybe get a bonus or somethings..

p.s. this did happen before with the a bank machine(not having funds ), and last time i went through a painfull run around trying to get my money back , it took plenty of phone calls to epassporte to solve the problem and get my money back.. so i am VERY glad that didnt happen again.. kudos on whatever got fixed to make this process easier ( and profitable )

Web Lass · 04-14-2006, 11:47 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene:

[ATM machine. Peter gets out a receipt that says he has
$305,326.13]

[Peter's car. Samir and Michael have obviously seen the
receipt.]

SAMIR
Shit, shit, shit, shit. Son of a bitch! Shit! This is a - fuck! Son of
a bitch! Shit!

MICHAEL
What happened?

PETER
You tell me, Michael, it's your software!

SAMIR
Yes, it's your software!

PETER
Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the
receipt) 26.13!! Michael!!

MICHAEL
Oh shit! They, they probably won't notice it's gone for another two or
three days.

PETER
Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years!

SAMIR
What happened?!

PETER
You said the thing was supposed to work.

MICHAEL
Well, technically it did work.

PETER
No it didn't!

SAMIR
It did not work, Michael, ok?!

MICHAEL
Ok! Ok!

SAMIR
Ok?!

MICHAEL
Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place
or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane
detail.

PETER
Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!!

MICHAEL
Ok quit getting pissed at me, all right? This was all your idea,
asshole.

PETER
All right. Ok. All right. Let's try not to get pissed off at each
other, all right? We'll figure this thing out together, ok? And the
first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it
gets any bigger.

04-14-2006, 11:28 AM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	epassporte free money For the first time EVER . a bank gave me MORE money back than it should have.. If you in canada when you use your epassporte card to withdraw money , it will withdraw it in either american or canadian depending on the bank machine your using ( it withdraws it in canadian bills but takes it out of your epassporte account in either canadian or american ) anyways to make a long story short , i tried to withdraw money from the bank machine and it said "sorry out of bills" , and when i checked out my epassporte account , they had removed the money from my account then put it back in ( in canadian funds ) so it showed more money than when i started ( by 29 cents ) So i guess the exchange rate is better going in than going out So thanks epassporte , im gonna go buy some coke and hookers with my extra 29 cents __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-14-2006, 11:29 AM	#3
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,493	These kinda stories make all the hard work worth while... congrats __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

04-14-2006, 11:36 AM	#7
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	You should stand in front of that machine all day - 2hp __________________ tada!

04-14-2006, 11:37 AM	#8
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,883	5 x .29 or $1.45 a day. I can see some people making a business out of that __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

04-14-2006, 11:40 AM	#10
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Please forward you account name to be and the date of the transaction and I will make sure its corrected, there will be a $50 fee for this. j/k __________________ Truth Teller

04-14-2006, 11:29 AM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	go back and keep doing it, after a few days you will be rich......... by a multiple of .29

04-14-2006, 11:42 AM	#12
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	daym! i gotta start doing this! __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

04-14-2006, 11:47 AM	#15
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene: [ATM machine. Peter gets out a receipt that says he has $305,326.13] [Peter's car. Samir and Michael have obviously seen the receipt.] SAMIR Shit, shit, shit, shit. Son of a bitch! Shit! This is a - fuck! Son of a bitch! Shit! MICHAEL What happened? PETER You tell me, Michael, it's your software! SAMIR Yes, it's your software! PETER Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the receipt) 26.13!! Michael!! MICHAEL Oh shit! They, they probably won't notice it's gone for another two or three days. PETER Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years! SAMIR What happened?! PETER You said the thing was supposed to work. MICHAEL Well, technically it did work. PETER No it didn't! SAMIR It did not work, Michael, ok?! MICHAEL Ok! Ok! SAMIR Ok?! MICHAEL Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. PETER Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!! MICHAEL Ok quit getting pissed at me, all right? This was all your idea, asshole. PETER All right. Ok. All right. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other, all right? We'll figure this thing out together, ok? And the first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it gets any bigger. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com