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SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:28 AM

epassporte free money
 
For the first time EVER . a bank gave me MORE money back than it should have..

If you in canada when you use your epassporte card to withdraw money , it will withdraw it in either american or canadian depending on the bank machine your using ( it withdraws it in canadian bills but takes it out of your epassporte account in either canadian or american )

anyways to make a long story short , i tried to withdraw money from the bank machine and it said "sorry out of bills" , and when i checked out my epassporte account , they had removed the money from my account then put it back in ( in canadian funds ) so it showed more money than when i started ( by 29 cents )

So i guess the exchange rate is better going in than going out :)

So thanks epassporte , im gonna go buy some coke and hookers with my extra 29 cents

Manowar 04-14-2006 11:29 AM

go back and keep doing it, after a few days you will be rich......... by a multiple of .29 :winkwink:

NoWhErE 04-14-2006 11:29 AM

These kinda stories make all the hard work worth while... congrats

SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
go back and keep doing it, after a few days you will be rich......... by a multiple of .29 :winkwink:

i thought about that , if only epassporte let me have more than 5 atm transactions per day :( heh

SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
These kinda stories make all the hard work worth while... congrats

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh im rich biatch.....

Trixxxia 04-14-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh im rich biatch.....

Truly pimpin' in style now STB ;)

2HousePlague 04-14-2006 11:36 AM

You should stand in front of that machine all day - :winkwink:


2hp

Furious_Male 04-14-2006 11:37 AM

5 x .29 or $1.45 a day. I can see some people making a business out of that :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
Truly pimpin' in style now STB ;)

:thumbsup im gonna get some spinners for my lawnmower, thats gonna be my first "rich person" purchase.. then i'll give some to charity.. gotta be carefull though , soon the whole 29 cents will be gone :1orglaugh

Michael O 04-14-2006 11:40 AM

Please forward you account name to be and the date of the transaction and I will make sure its corrected, there will be a $50 fee for this.



j/k :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
5 x .29 or $1.45 a day. I can see some people making a business out of that :1orglaugh

actually if i upped my limit and took the max out everytime , i could make upwards of $10 per day :) thats more than some third world countries average wage :1orglaugh

madawgz 04-14-2006 11:42 AM

daym! i gotta start doing this!

Trixxxia 04-14-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
:thumbsup im gonna get some spinners for my lawnmower, thats :1orglaugh

OMG that was funny! Got a visual of a bear with a lawnmower rolling in the forest shining brightly on its wheels LMAO

SmokeyTheBear 04-14-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
Please forward you account name to be and the date of the transaction and I will make sure its corrected, there will be a $50 fee for this.



j/k :winkwink:

heh .. but seriously , that cant be right , there must be a mistake eh , i know banks hate giving money away.. you should bring it up at the next staff meeting , maybe get a bonus or somethings..


p.s. this did happen before with the a bank machine(not having funds ), and last time i went through a painfull run around trying to get my money back , it took plenty of phone calls to epassporte to solve the problem and get my money back.. so i am VERY glad that didnt happen again.. kudos on whatever got fixed to make this process easier ( and profitable )

Web Lass 04-14-2006 11:47 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene:

[ATM machine. Peter gets out a receipt that says he has
$305,326.13]

[Peter's car. Samir and Michael have obviously seen the
receipt.]

SAMIR
Shit, shit, shit, shit. Son of a bitch! Shit! This is a - fuck! Son of
a bitch! Shit!

MICHAEL
What happened?

PETER
You tell me, Michael, it's your software!

SAMIR
Yes, it's your software!

PETER
Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the
receipt) 26.13!! Michael!!

MICHAEL
Oh shit! They, they probably won't notice it's gone for another two or
three days.

PETER
Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years!

SAMIR
What happened?!

PETER
You said the thing was supposed to work.

MICHAEL
Well, technically it did work.

PETER
No it didn't!

SAMIR
It did not work, Michael, ok?!

MICHAEL
Ok! Ok!

SAMIR
Ok?!

MICHAEL
Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place
or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane
detail.

PETER
Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!!

MICHAEL
Ok quit getting pissed at me, all right? This was all your idea,
asshole.

PETER
All right. Ok. All right. Let's try not to get pissed off at each
other, all right? We'll figure this thing out together, ok? And the
first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it
gets any bigger.


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