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Let's discuss the Americans
They make the worst beer.
Their cars suck. They're fat. They have a mildly retarded president. They brought us Oprah and Dr. Phil. McDonalds. On the other hand, they gave us Ben & Jerry's and Apocalypse Now (thanks guys). Did I forget anything?
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It's coming look busy
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I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.
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Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.
On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.
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Jealousy rears it's ugly head.
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its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.
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Al Gore invented the internet -- isn't that a plus ?
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Just stop taxing our tea!
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Let's do some business!
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You forgot to mention guns and country music.
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Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.
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used the atom bomb first, dont know whether they invented it or not, because im sure einstein had something to do with it and he was german :\
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Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.
Electricity Light Bulbs Phones Internet Computers Air Planes Cars Microwaves Latex Post It Notes How can you compete with Post It Notes? Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today. |
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The problem starts when folks think there is any envy or jealousy - it's like asking "why do they hate us?" with the reply "because of our freedoms". Doubt, envy, jealousy or "freedoms" even enter the scenario - you'd probably be envious and jealous if ya actually knew how other folks lived. They often have more freedoms as well - and accept them for granted. It's nice - and an education, to know there is life outside the US. It's where most of the planet is ![]()
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![]() Who gave you the rest of the list??? For a start. the US never did "invent" cars or aircraft - nor did they invent the "internets". Alexander Graham Bell allegedly invented phones - he was born in Scotland and emigrated to Canada.
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Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist
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the horror, the horror
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...for saying this.
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coca cola
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![]() ![]() ![]() Seriously.. agree! Folks are the same the world over - including the sheep farmer in Afghanistan and the stock trader on Wall Street. Some nations just have more ignorant idiots who like to get vocal - it's easy and amusing to play with em ![]() PS The light switch is a thing on the wall that controls the light bulb that was "invented" by the US - it's only got an on and off position so chances of getting it right are 50%.
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