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Libertine · 04-11-2006, 12:24 PM

They make the worst beer.
Their cars suck.
They're fat.
They have a mildly retarded president.
They brought us Oprah and Dr. Phil.
McDonalds.

On the other hand, they gave us Ben & Jerry's and Apocalypse Now (thanks guys).

Did I forget anything?

After Shock Media · 04-11-2006, 12:25 PM

I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.

Jakke PNG · 04-11-2006, 12:26 PM

Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.

madawgz · 04-11-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.

good points lol

Downtime · 04-11-2006, 12:32 PM

Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

Libertine · 04-11-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

They also take everything way too seriously when it comes to their country.

calibra · 04-11-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

They also take everything way too seriously when it comes to their country.

True!

dmnz0r · 04-11-2006, 12:40 PM

its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.

psili · 04-11-2006, 12:44 PM

Al Gore invented the internet -- isn't that a plus ?

;)

Kevsh · 04-11-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.

No doubt, they know how to work a grill

Tom_PM · 04-11-2006, 12:46 PM

Just stop taxing our tea!

Libertine · 04-11-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dmnz0r

its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.

Was that a personal threat?

Bring it on, nuke-boy. My wooden shoes will kick your tactical nuclear ass.

G-Rotica · 04-11-2006, 12:52 PM

Jack Daniels

Sly · 04-11-2006, 12:52 PM

You forgot to mention guns and country music.

Libertine · 04-11-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You forgot to mention guns and country music.

Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.

G-Rotica · 04-11-2006, 12:57 PM

Willie Nelson

mazdaman · 04-11-2006, 01:18 PM

used the atom bomb first, dont know whether they invented it or not, because im sure einstein had something to do with it and he was german :\

SxDx · 04-11-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

no kidding. isn't envy is a deadly sin

SirMoby · 04-11-2006, 01:53 PM

Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

Electricity
Light Bulbs
Phones
Internet
Computers
Air Planes
Cars
Microwaves
Latex
Post It Notes

How can you compete with Post It Notes?

Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.

Webby · 04-11-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SxDx

no kidding. isn't envy is a deadly sin

Both jealousy and envy supposed to be.

The problem starts when folks think there is any envy or jealousy - it's like asking "why do they hate us?" with the reply "because of our freedoms".

Doubt, envy, jealousy or "freedoms" even enter the scenario - you'd probably be envious and jealous if ya actually knew how other folks lived. They often have more freedoms as well - and accept them for granted.

It's nice - and an education, to know there is life outside the US. It's where most of the planet is

SirMoby · 04-11-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.

BBQ was invented in Brazil. Chili and tomatoe sauce where invented in the USA though.

Webby · 04-11-2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

Electricity
Light Bulbs
Phones
Internet
Computers
Air Planes
Cars
Microwaves
Latex
Post It Notes

How can you compete with Post It Notes?

Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.

Hell.. yo Post It Notes

Who gave you the rest of the list??? For a start. the US never did "invent" cars or aircraft - nor did they invent the "internets". Alexander Graham Bell allegedly invented phones - he was born in Scotland and emigrated to Canada.

Libertine · 04-11-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

Electricity <- nope
Light Bulbs <- not quite
Phones <- nope
Internet
Computers <- not quite
Air Planes <- nope
Cars <- nope
Microwaves
Latex <- nope
Post It Notes

How can you compete with Post It Notes?

Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.

So, basically, you gave us the annoying yellow notes that litter offices worldwide, food that tastes like nothing whatsoever, and an extremely quick way to find videos of disgustingly perverse acts. Well, thanks for that last bit I guess.

Libertine · 04-11-2006, 02:23 PM

Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist

Drake · 04-11-2006, 02:26 PM

the horror, the horror

CDSmith · 04-11-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.

Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you

...for saying this.

sicone · 04-11-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.

Nothing mild about it

u-Bob · 04-11-2006, 03:42 PM

coca cola

Webby · 04-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist

Liar!!

They know you "hate" them and "hate" everything they stand for and are jealous and envious as hell over their "values" and "freedoms" - and can't want to get a green card

Seriously.. agree! Folks are the same the world over - including the sheep farmer in Afghanistan and the stock trader on Wall Street. Some nations just have more ignorant idiots who like to get vocal - it's easy and amusing to play with em

Thank God they don't represent the main body of any nations, else it would be easier just to switch out the light before leaving for sainer lands. They'd never notice the difference.

PS The light switch is a thing on the wall that controls the light bulb that was "invented" by the US - it's only got an on and off position so chances of getting it right are 50%.

hova · 04-11-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.

that just about sums it up

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