Let's discuss the Americans
 

They make the worst beer.
Their cars suck.
They're fat.
They have a mildly retarded president.
They brought us Oprah and Dr. Phil.
McDonalds.

On the other hand, they gave us Ben & Jerry's and Apocalypse Now (thanks guys).

Did I forget anything?

I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.

Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.

good points lol :thumbsup

Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

They also take everything way too seriously when it comes to their country.

:) True!

its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.

Al Gore invented the internet -- isn't that a plus ?


;)

No doubt, they know how to work a grill
:thumbsup

Just stop taxing our tea!

Was that a personal threat? :ticking
Bring it on, nuke-boy. My wooden shoes will kick your tactical nuclear ass.

Jack Daniels

You forgot to mention guns and country music.

Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.

Willie Nelson

used the atom bomb first, dont know whether they invented it or not, because im sure einstein had something to do with it and he was german :\

no kidding. isn't envy is a deadly sin :disgust

Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

Electricity
Light Bulbs
Phones
Internet
Computers
Air Planes
Cars
Microwaves
Latex
Post It Notes

How can you compete with Post It Notes?

Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.

Both jealousy and envy supposed to be.

The problem starts when folks think there is any envy or jealousy - it's like asking "why do they hate us?" with the reply "because of our freedoms".

Doubt, envy, jealousy or "freedoms" even enter the scenario - you'd probably be envious and jealous if ya actually knew how other folks lived. They often have more freedoms as well - and accept them for granted.

It's nice - and an education, to know there is life outside the US. It's where most of the planet is :winkwink:

BBQ was invented in Brazil. Chili and tomatoe sauce where invented in the USA though.

Hell.. yo Post It Notes :winkwink:

Who gave you the rest of the list??? For a start. the US never did "invent" cars or aircraft - nor did they invent the "internets". Alexander Graham Bell allegedly invented phones - he was born in Scotland and emigrated to Canada.

So, basically, you gave us the annoying yellow notes that litter offices worldwide, food that tastes like nothing whatsoever, and an extremely quick way to find videos of disgustingly perverse acts. Well, thanks for that last bit I guess.

Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist :winkwink:

the horror, the horror

Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you


...for saying this.

Nothing mild about it :1orglaugh

coca cola :)

Liar!!:winkwink: They know you "hate" them and "hate" everything they stand for and are jealous and envious as hell over their "values" and "freedoms" - and can't want to get a green card :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously.. agree! Folks are the same the world over - including the sheep farmer in Afghanistan and the stock trader on Wall Street. Some nations just have more ignorant idiots who like to get vocal - it's easy and amusing to play with em :winkwink: Thank God they don't represent the main body of any nations, else it would be easier just to switch out the light before leaving for sainer lands. They'd never notice the difference.











PS The light switch is a thing on the wall that controls the light bulb that was "invented" by the US - it's only got an on and off position so chances of getting it right are 50%.

that just about sums it up