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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    Let's discuss the Americans

    They make the worst beer.
    Their cars suck.
    They're fat.
    They have a mildly retarded president.
    They brought us Oprah and Dr. Phil.
    McDonalds.

    On the other hand, they gave us Ben & Jerry's and Apocalypse Now (thanks guys).

    Did I forget anything?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306
          #3
          Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

          On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.
          ..and I'm off.

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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509
              #4
              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
              Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

              On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.
              good points lol
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                • Downtime
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 7320
                  #5
                  Jealousy rears it's ugly head.
                  #27024067

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Downtime
                      Jealousy rears it's ugly head.
                      They also take everything way too seriously when it comes to their country.
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • calibra
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 4357
                          #7
                          Originally posted by punkworld
                          They also take everything way too seriously when it comes to their country.
                          True!

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                            • dmnz0r
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 70
                              #8
                              its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.
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                                • psili
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5526
                                  #9
                                  Al Gore invented the internet -- isn't that a plus ?


                                  ;)
                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                    • Kevsh
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 8619
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                      On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.
                                      No doubt, they know how to work a grill

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                                        • Tom_PM
                                          Porn Meister
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443
                                          #11
                                          Just stop taxing our tea!
                                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dmnz0r
                                              its all about the tactical nuclear advantage.
                                              Was that a personal threat?
                                              Bring it on, nuke-boy. My wooden shoes will kick your tactical nuclear ass.
                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                • G-Rotica
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 4258
                                                  #13
                                                  Jack Daniels

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                                                    • Sly
                                                      Let's do some business!
                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 31377
                                                      #14
                                                      You forgot to mention guns and country music.
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                                                        • Libertine
                                                          sex dwarf
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 17860
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                          You forgot to mention guns and country music.
                                                          Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

                                                          Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.
                                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                            • G-Rotica
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 4258
                                                              #16
                                                              Willie Nelson

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                                                                • mazdaman
                                                                  My Sig was too Big! :(
                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                  • 435
                                                                  #17
                                                                  used the atom bomb first, dont know whether they invented it or not, because im sure einstein had something to do with it and he was german :\
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                                                                    • SxDx
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 2254
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Downtime
                                                                      Jealousy rears it's ugly head.
                                                                      no kidding. isn't envy is a deadly sin

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                                                                        • SirMoby
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 583
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

                                                                          Electricity
                                                                          Light Bulbs
                                                                          Phones
                                                                          Internet
                                                                          Computers
                                                                          Air Planes
                                                                          Cars
                                                                          Microwaves
                                                                          Latex
                                                                          Post It Notes

                                                                          How can you compete with Post It Notes?

                                                                          Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.

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                                                                            • Webby
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 14956
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SxDx
                                                                              no kidding. isn't envy is a deadly sin
                                                                              Both jealousy and envy supposed to be.

                                                                              The problem starts when folks think there is any envy or jealousy - it's like asking "why do they hate us?" with the reply "because of our freedoms".

                                                                              Doubt, envy, jealousy or "freedoms" even enter the scenario - you'd probably be envious and jealous if ya actually knew how other folks lived. They often have more freedoms as well - and accept them for granted.

                                                                              It's nice - and an education, to know there is life outside the US. It's where most of the planet is
                                                                              XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                • SirMoby
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 583
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                  Their flag is overexposed, used too casually.

                                                                                  On the other hand, BBQ ribs rule.
                                                                                  BBQ was invented in Brazil. Chili and tomatoe sauce where invented in the USA though.

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                                                                                    • Webby
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 14956
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SirMoby
                                                                                      Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

                                                                                      Electricity
                                                                                      Light Bulbs
                                                                                      Phones
                                                                                      Internet
                                                                                      Computers
                                                                                      Air Planes
                                                                                      Cars
                                                                                      Microwaves
                                                                                      Latex
                                                                                      Post It Notes

                                                                                      How can you compete with Post It Notes?

                                                                                      Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.
                                                                                      Hell.. yo Post It Notes

                                                                                      Who gave you the rest of the list??? For a start. the US never did "invent" cars or aircraft - nor did they invent the "internets". Alexander Graham Bell allegedly invented phones - he was born in Scotland and emigrated to Canada.
                                                                                      XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                        • Libertine
                                                                                          sex dwarf
                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 17860
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SirMoby
                                                                                          Your statements may be true but we invented all the good shit that you use every day.

                                                                                          Electricity <- nope
                                                                                          Light Bulbs <- not quite
                                                                                          Phones <- nope
                                                                                          Internet
                                                                                          Computers <- not quite
                                                                                          Air Planes <- nope
                                                                                          Cars <- nope
                                                                                          Microwaves
                                                                                          Latex <- nope
                                                                                          Post It Notes

                                                                                          How can you compete with Post It Notes?

                                                                                          Our President is not retarded in any way. He's a megalomaniac nut job that values the dollar more then human life and probably believes the world is going to end in the next 10 years so there's no reason not to run the USA into the ground today.
                                                                                          So, basically, you gave us the annoying yellow notes that litter offices worldwide, food that tastes like nothing whatsoever, and an extremely quick way to find videos of disgustingly perverse acts. Well, thanks for that last bit I guess.
                                                                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                            • Libertine
                                                                                              sex dwarf
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 17860
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist
                                                                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                • Drake
                                                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 12508
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  the horror, the horror

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                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                      Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

                                                                                                      Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.
                                                                                                      Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you


                                                                                                      ...for saying this.
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                                                                                                        • sicone
                                                                                                          Retired
                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 18453
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                          I object, mildly retarded is an understatement.
                                                                                                          Nothing mild about it

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                                                                                                            • u-Bob
                                                                                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                              • 33063
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              coca cola

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                                                                                                                • Webby
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                  • 14956
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                                  Oh, and before I go to bed: don't take this thread too seriously. I have nothing against Americans, you're just so easy to bait that it's hard to resist
                                                                                                                  Liar!! They know you "hate" them and "hate" everything they stand for and are jealous and envious as hell over their "values" and "freedoms" - and can't want to get a green card

                                                                                                                  Seriously.. agree! Folks are the same the world over - including the sheep farmer in Afghanistan and the stock trader on Wall Street. Some nations just have more ignorant idiots who like to get vocal - it's easy and amusing to play with em Thank God they don't represent the main body of any nations, else it would be easier just to switch out the light before leaving for sainer lands. They'd never notice the difference.











                                                                                                                  PS The light switch is a thing on the wall that controls the light bulb that was "invented" by the US - it's only got an on and off position so chances of getting it right are 50%.
                                                                                                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                                                    • hova
                                                                                                                      Traffillionaire
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 22430
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                                      Good point. Thanks for Johnny Cash, guys.

                                                                                                                      Oh, but may you rot in hell for Billy Ray Cyrus.
                                                                                                                      that just about sums it up
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