Britney caught smoking.. haha - GoFuckYourself.com

Jamie · 05-02-2002, 12:19 AM

http://www.pagesix.com/celebritynews/15470.htm

hyper · 05-02-2002, 12:20 AM

She will be puffing on my cock tomorrow

[Labret] · 05-02-2002, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by hyper
She will be puffing on my cock tomorrow

Every board has this guy. Gotta love him..

Pipecrew · 05-02-2002, 12:25 AM

If they Smoke They Fuck

words to live by

hyper · 05-02-2002, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Every board has this guy. Gotta love him..

and every board has this guy

MetaformX · 05-02-2002, 12:30 AM

smoking is overrated
so if having a dick in your mouth. Or thats what sleazy sais at least

RedShoe · 05-02-2002, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by hyper

and every board has this guy

DPlayMax · 05-02-2002, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck

words to live by

always followed that - and it has never failed me yet

hyper · 05-02-2002, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

kmanrox · 05-02-2002, 12:45 AM

Goddess.

h0st · 05-02-2002, 01:12 AM

hmmm, if she smokes then I have to start smoke too..

or not.

Biggy2 · 05-02-2002, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck

words to live by

amen!

Jamie · 05-02-2002, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck

words to live by

And if they have Tats.. guaranteed she fucks.

Aussie · 05-02-2002, 02:01 AM

Knew I shouldn't given her that smoke !

Just read the Article
Quoted.

spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide.

Scootermuze · 05-02-2002, 03:20 AM

That young'n just has too much power..

bunky · 05-02-2002, 03:24 AM

"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the LENSMAN and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late. "

tsk tsk

LoveAsianChicks · 05-02-2002, 03:31 AM

Britney Spears is 20!!!
The media likes to make a big deal when she does anything "not innocent"

What 20 year old, doesn't swear, doesn't fuck, doesn't drink, hasn't smoked etc??

Everytime Britney Spears does one of those, people are shocked, but I mean what the fuck do people expect?

At 20 I have done everything I listed above, and I think everyone has.
Why is a big deal when she does them as well?

SirTreX · 05-02-2002, 03:37 AM

britney sucks

Ted · 05-02-2002, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by SirTreX
britney sucks

But does she blow ?

lawpal · 05-02-2002, 05:28 AM

BEFORE SMOKING

AFTER SMOKING

Ted · 05-02-2002, 05:50 AM

I doubt she is smoking a pack a day, It was prolly just a small joint

lawpal · 05-02-2002, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Ted
I doubt she is smoking a pack a day, It was prolly just a small joint

After making albums and performing in concerts which grossed over $250,000,000.00 last year, she is probably smoking some fat blunts.`

Steve · 05-02-2002, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
What 20 year old, doesn't swear, doesn't fuck, doesn't drink, hasn't smoked etc??

20? Damn, I had accomplished all this by 13

Loch · 05-02-2002, 08:11 AM

Who gives a shit about that overrated slut?

FreeHugeMovies · 05-02-2002, 08:36 AM

"I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God," she told the Knoxville (Tenn.) News-Sentinel two years ago."

Just like you are a virgin........

Cheshire · 05-02-2002, 08:57 AM

"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late."

I didn't know Lensman was in Australia...

Who's the guy sitting in his office??

Sly_RJ · 05-02-2002, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late."

I didn't know Lensman was in Australia...

Who's the guy sitting in his office??

That's me baby. Ask about my Jenna Doll.

Cheshire · 05-02-2002, 09:22 AM

Looks like it's time to evaluate my performance, Boss

Rochard · 05-02-2002, 09:47 AM

I fucked her. Twice.

(Someone had to say it....)

Sly_RJ · 05-02-2002, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I fucked her. Twice.

(Someone had to say it....)

Britney? Or Cheshire?

TDF · 05-02-2002, 09:57 AM

Brittaney sounds like a cat on rittalin.Someone put her sad ass out of her misery

jreaka · 05-02-2002, 09:59 AM

smokin .......... it is way to keep her wait down......at least thats what all girls say when they smoke!

Loch · 05-02-2002, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
Brittaney sounds like a cat on rittalin.Someone put her sad ass out of her misery

finaly somone gets it

pimpshost · 05-02-2002, 10:04 AM

She looks hot in that pic! I'd fuck her

Loch · 05-02-2002, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by pimpshost
She looks hot in that pic! I'd fuck her

well fucking her is a completely different story, that has absolutely nothing to do with the fach that she sings like a hung cat and should be put to sleep <-- this could wait those 5 mins

lawpal · 05-02-2002, 10:12 AM

Lets hope it is a slippery slope...

First smoking cigs.

Then drinking beers while smoking.

Album sales still strong.

Then beer bongs while smoking, puking in the toilet.

Then mixed drinks and beers, puking in the alley.

Bad publicity from public vomiting hurts the album sales.

Then beer bonging mixed drinks and beers, puking on herself

Then smoking blunts and drinking every kind of drink she can get her hands on while at a White House dinner, ends up puking during the Presidents toast, caught on camera by CNN and broadcast worldwide.

Album Sales plummet, but CNN puke video sales explode. She is dumped by her label, and goes to Betty Ford, but leaves on her own to explore the world.

Britney ends up in Cancun snorting a few lines of coke, perhaps shooting some smack. Then she will likely pass out drunk after drinking beer and mixed drinks, smoking too many cigs and joints, and shooting a bunch of smack. At that exact point, she becomes the star of the next porn vid which will be the biggest thing since Pamela Lee and Tommy, except this time it will be with her Bodyguard, who, in case you did not know, is a big black guy who for sure will be feeding her some sausage in all parts.

After that it is all downhill from there. Once publicized she will stop singing and will actively seek out bigger and better porn roles. Her first contract will probably be with Max Hardcore, if he is not in jail by then.

Man, it was just too easy to foresee her downfall.

Showbiz ain't what it used to be before.

Amputate Your Head · 05-02-2002, 10:14 AM

damn!

that about sums it all up.

kenny · 05-02-2002, 10:15 AM

rich and hot...... hell I would marry her

aliveandlegal · 05-02-2002, 10:35 AM

I have never heard of this girl?

Groovy · 05-02-2002, 10:39 AM

britney as a pornstar

i think i'm in too when that happens!

SykkBoy · 05-02-2002, 12:27 PM

The smoking, as well as reports that Britney occasionally boozes, has infuriated the Rev. David Kelly, pastor of the Louisiana church she used to attend.

"Smoking and drinking isn't what Christ wanted. It is disobedient," Kelly told Heat magazine.

"She is such a well-known person that we want her to continue being a good example of what it is to be a Baptist."

um, so parading around half dressed, showing off her body is representative of a good Baptist? Hmm, maybe I'll have to check into this whole religion fad afterall.............I don't smoke, so could live with that and am a light drinker (except at those bloody webmaster shows), so could handle the no alcohol thing.........

Jamie · 05-02-2002, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by lawpal

After making albums and performing in concerts which grossed over $250,000,000.00 last year, she is probably smoking some fat blunts.`

Britney according to Forbes realized 38.4 million last year. I think I'd have a smoke too.

FreeNetPass Steve · 05-02-2002, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
"Smoking and drinking isn't what Christ wanted. It is disobedient," Kelly told Heat magazine.

Yeah, and I'm sure Jesus never thought people would eat him during church. BTW... that is Jesus in the Slim Jim commercials...
"EAT ME!"

DTK · 05-02-2002, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by aliveandlegal
I have never heard of this girl?

Don't worry, you're not missing much.

Za Ha · 05-02-2002, 08:43 PM

who cares?

On-top · 05-07-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie

And if they have Tats.. guaranteed she fucks.

Released today:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...piercings_dc_2

Roberts did a study last year that showed a very strong association between tattoos and risky behavior in teens.

mule · 05-07-2002, 02:18 PM

Shit, that's a screwey report. I smoked, used alcohol, had sex, skipped school and got into fights as well, all before I was 14, some of the above before I was 12. Often. And I don't have a single tattoo or piercing.

playa · 05-07-2002, 02:23 PM

tommorrows Headline

"Britany Caught Eating a Pizza for Breakfast!!!"

Milton · 05-07-2002, 02:24 PM

xxxwizard · 05-07-2002, 02:26 PM

I would like here on my cook, but my girlfriend is not a lot worse ether, the only diference is that she is not so popular as Britny

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Britney Spears is 20!!! The media likes to make a big deal when she does anything "not innocent" What 20 year old, doesn't swear, doesn't fuck, doesn't drink, hasn't smoked etc?? Everytime Britney Spears does one of those, people are shocked, but I mean what the fuck do people expect? At 20 I have done everything I listed above, and I think everyone has. Why is a big deal when she does them as well?

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lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	Lets hope it is a slippery slope... First smoking cigs. Then drinking beers while smoking. Album sales still strong. Then beer bongs while smoking, puking in the toilet. Then mixed drinks and beers, puking in the alley. Bad publicity from public vomiting hurts the album sales. Then beer bonging mixed drinks and beers, puking on herself Then smoking blunts and drinking every kind of drink she can get her hands on while at a White House dinner, ends up puking during the Presidents toast, caught on camera by CNN and broadcast worldwide. Album Sales plummet, but CNN puke video sales explode. She is dumped by her label, and goes to Betty Ford, but leaves on her own to explore the world. Britney ends up in Cancun snorting a few lines of coke, perhaps shooting some smack. Then she will likely pass out drunk after drinking beer and mixed drinks, smoking too many cigs and joints, and shooting a bunch of smack. At that exact point, she becomes the star of the next porn vid which will be the biggest thing since Pamela Lee and Tommy, except this time it will be with her Bodyguard, who, in case you did not know, is a big black guy who for sure will be feeding her some sausage in all parts. After that it is all downhill from there. Once publicized she will stop singing and will actively seek out bigger and better porn roles. Her first contract will probably be with Max Hardcore, if he is not in jail by then. Man, it was just too easy to foresee her downfall. Showbiz ain't what it used to be before.

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