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Jamie 05-02-2002 12:19 AM

Britney caught smoking.. haha
 
http://www.pagesix.com/celebritynews/15470.htm

hyper 05-02-2002 12:20 AM

She will be puffing on my cock tomorrow

[Labret] 05-02-2002 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
She will be puffing on my cock tomorrow
Every board has this guy. Gotta love him..

Pipecrew 05-02-2002 12:25 AM

If they Smoke They Fuck




words to live by

hyper 05-02-2002 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


Every board has this guy. Gotta love him..

and every board has this guy

MetaformX 05-02-2002 12:30 AM

smoking is overrated
so if having a dick in your mouth. Or thats what sleazy sais at least

RedShoe 05-02-2002 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper


and every board has this guy

:Graucho :1orglaugh :321GFY :1orglaugh :Graucho

DPlayMax 05-02-2002 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck




words to live by


always followed that - and it has never failed me yet :)

hyper 05-02-2002 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
:Graucho :1orglaugh :321GFY :1orglaugh :Graucho

kmanrox 05-02-2002 12:45 AM

Goddess.

h0st 05-02-2002 01:12 AM

hmmm, if she smokes then I have to start smoke too..





or not.

Biggy2 05-02-2002 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck




words to live by

amen!

Jamie 05-02-2002 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
If they Smoke They Fuck




words to live by


And if they have Tats.. guaranteed she fucks.

Aussie 05-02-2002 02:01 AM

Knew I shouldn't given her that smoke !

Just read the Article
Quoted.

spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide.

Scootermuze 05-02-2002 03:20 AM

That young'n just has too much power..

bunky 05-02-2002 03:24 AM

"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the LENSMAN and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late. "

tsk tsk :disgust

LoveAsianChicks 05-02-2002 03:31 AM

Britney Spears is 20!!!
The media likes to make a big deal when she does anything "not innocent"

What 20 year old, doesn't swear, doesn't fuck, doesn't drink, hasn't smoked etc??

Everytime Britney Spears does one of those, people are shocked, but I mean what the fuck do people expect?

At 20 I have done everything I listed above, and I think everyone has.
Why is a big deal when she does them as well?

SirTreX 05-02-2002 03:37 AM

britney sucks

Ted 05-02-2002 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SirTreX
britney sucks
But does she blow ?

lawpal 05-02-2002 05:28 AM

BEFORE SMOKING


http://www.britneyspears.com/images/...md_blue_01.jpg

AFTER SMOKING

http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/578...ages/22681.jpg

Ted 05-02-2002 05:50 AM

I doubt she is smoking a pack a day, It was prolly just a small joint

lawpal 05-02-2002 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
I doubt she is smoking a pack a day, It was prolly just a small joint
After making albums and performing in concerts which grossed over $250,000,000.00 last year, she is probably smoking some fat blunts.`

Steve 05-02-2002 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
What 20 year old, doesn't swear, doesn't fuck, doesn't drink, hasn't smoked etc??
20? Damn, I had accomplished all this by 13

Loch 05-02-2002 08:11 AM

Who gives a shit about that overrated slut? :321GFY

FreeHugeMovies 05-02-2002 08:36 AM

"I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God," she told the Knoxville (Tenn.) News-Sentinel two years ago."

Just like you are a virgin........

Cheshire 05-02-2002 08:57 AM

"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late."

I didn't know Lensman was in Australia...

Who's the guy sitting in his office?? :uhoh

Sly_RJ 05-02-2002 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
"Moments before the picture was snapped, Britney, 20, spotted the lensman and made a dash inside to hide. But it was too late."

I didn't know Lensman was in Australia...

Who's the guy sitting in his office?? :uhoh

That's me baby. Ask about my Jenna Doll. :Graucho

Cheshire 05-02-2002 09:22 AM

Looks like it's time to evaluate my performance, Boss :winkwink:

Rochard 05-02-2002 09:47 AM

I fucked her. Twice.

(Someone had to say it....)

Sly_RJ 05-02-2002 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I fucked her. Twice.

(Someone had to say it....)

Britney? Or Cheshire?

TDF 05-02-2002 09:57 AM

Brittaney sounds like a cat on rittalin.Someone put her sad ass out of her misery

jreaka 05-02-2002 09:59 AM

smokin .......... it is way to keep her wait down......at least thats what all girls say when they smoke!:rasta

Loch 05-02-2002 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
Brittaney sounds like a cat on rittalin.Someone put her sad ass out of her misery
finaly somone gets it :thumbsup

pimpshost 05-02-2002 10:04 AM

She looks hot in that pic! I'd fuck her :)

Loch 05-02-2002 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpshost
She looks hot in that pic! I'd fuck her :)
well fucking her is a completely different story, that has absolutely nothing to do with the fach that she sings like a hung cat and should be put to sleep <-- this could wait those 5 mins :1orglaugh

lawpal 05-02-2002 10:12 AM

Lets hope it is a slippery slope...

First smoking cigs.

Then drinking beers while smoking.

Album sales still strong.

Then beer bongs while smoking, puking in the toilet.

Then mixed drinks and beers, puking in the alley.

Bad publicity from public vomiting hurts the album sales.

Then beer bonging mixed drinks and beers, puking on herself

Then smoking blunts and drinking every kind of drink she can get her hands on while at a White House dinner, ends up puking during the Presidents toast, caught on camera by CNN and broadcast worldwide.

Album Sales plummet, but CNN puke video sales explode. She is dumped by her label, and goes to Betty Ford, but leaves on her own to explore the world.

Britney ends up in Cancun snorting a few lines of coke, perhaps shooting some smack. Then she will likely pass out drunk after drinking beer and mixed drinks, smoking too many cigs and joints, and shooting a bunch of smack. At that exact point, she becomes the star of the next porn vid which will be the biggest thing since Pamela Lee and Tommy, except this time it will be with her Bodyguard, who, in case you did not know, is a big black guy who for sure will be feeding her some sausage in all parts.

After that it is all downhill from there. Once publicized she will stop singing and will actively seek out bigger and better porn roles. Her first contract will probably be with Max Hardcore, if he is not in jail by then.

Man, it was just too easy to foresee her downfall.

Showbiz ain't what it used to be before.

Amputate Your Head 05-02-2002 10:14 AM

damn!

that about sums it all up.

kenny 05-02-2002 10:15 AM

rich and hot...... hell I would marry her:glugglug

aliveandlegal 05-02-2002 10:35 AM

I have never heard of this girl?

Groovy 05-02-2002 10:39 AM

britney as a pornstar :Graucho

i think i'm in too when that happens!

SykkBoy 05-02-2002 12:27 PM

The smoking, as well as reports that Britney occasionally boozes, has infuriated the Rev. David Kelly, pastor of the Louisiana church she used to attend.

"Smoking and drinking isn't what Christ wanted. It is disobedient," Kelly told Heat magazine.

"She is such a well-known person that we want her to continue being a good example of what it is to be a Baptist."


um, so parading around half dressed, showing off her body is representative of a good Baptist? Hmm, maybe I'll have to check into this whole religion fad afterall.............I don't smoke, so could live with that and am a light drinker (except at those bloody webmaster shows), so could handle the no alcohol thing.........

Jamie 05-02-2002 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawpal


After making albums and performing in concerts which grossed over $250,000,000.00 last year, she is probably smoking some fat blunts.`


Britney according to Forbes realized 38.4 million last year. I think I'd have a smoke too.

FreeNetPass Steve 05-02-2002 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
"Smoking and drinking isn't what Christ wanted. It is disobedient," Kelly told Heat magazine.
Yeah, and I'm sure Jesus never thought people would eat him during church. BTW... that is Jesus in the Slim Jim commercials...
"EAT ME!"
http://www.slimjim.com/images/copy_main_image.gif

DTK 05-02-2002 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aliveandlegal
I have never heard of this girl?
Don't worry, you're not missing much.

Za Ha 05-02-2002 08:43 PM

who cares?

On-top 05-07-2002 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie



And if they have Tats.. guaranteed she fucks.


Released today:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...piercings_dc_2


Roberts did a study last year that showed a very strong association between tattoos and risky behavior in teens.

mule 05-07-2002 02:18 PM

Shit, that's a screwey report. I smoked, used alcohol, had sex, skipped school and got into fights as well, all before I was 14, some of the above before I was 12. Often. And I don't have a single tattoo or piercing.

playa 05-07-2002 02:23 PM

tommorrows Headline

"Britany Caught Eating a Pizza for Breakfast!!!"

Milton 05-07-2002 02:24 PM

hehe

xxxwizard 05-07-2002 02:26 PM

I would like here on my cook, but my girlfriend is not a lot worse ether, the only diference is that she is not so popular as Britny :1orglaugh


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