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lawpal · 05-02-2002, 10:12 AM

Lets hope it is a slippery slope...

First smoking cigs.

Then drinking beers while smoking.

Album sales still strong.

Then beer bongs while smoking, puking in the toilet.

Then mixed drinks and beers, puking in the alley.

Bad publicity from public vomiting hurts the album sales.

Then beer bonging mixed drinks and beers, puking on herself

Then smoking blunts and drinking every kind of drink she can get her hands on while at a White House dinner, ends up puking during the Presidents toast, caught on camera by CNN and broadcast worldwide.

Album Sales plummet, but CNN puke video sales explode. She is dumped by her label, and goes to Betty Ford, but leaves on her own to explore the world.

Britney ends up in Cancun snorting a few lines of coke, perhaps shooting some smack. Then she will likely pass out drunk after drinking beer and mixed drinks, smoking too many cigs and joints, and shooting a bunch of smack. At that exact point, she becomes the star of the next porn vid which will be the biggest thing since Pamela Lee and Tommy, except this time it will be with her Bodyguard, who, in case you did not know, is a big black guy who for sure will be feeding her some sausage in all parts.

After that it is all downhill from there. Once publicized she will stop singing and will actively seek out bigger and better porn roles. Her first contract will probably be with Max Hardcore, if he is not in jail by then.

Man, it was just too easy to foresee her downfall.

Showbiz ain't what it used to be before.

05-02-2002, 10:12 AM
lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	Lets hope it is a slippery slope... First smoking cigs. Then drinking beers while smoking. Album sales still strong. Then beer bongs while smoking, puking in the toilet. Then mixed drinks and beers, puking in the alley. Bad publicity from public vomiting hurts the album sales. Then beer bonging mixed drinks and beers, puking on herself Then smoking blunts and drinking every kind of drink she can get her hands on while at a White House dinner, ends up puking during the Presidents toast, caught on camera by CNN and broadcast worldwide. Album Sales plummet, but CNN puke video sales explode. She is dumped by her label, and goes to Betty Ford, but leaves on her own to explore the world. Britney ends up in Cancun snorting a few lines of coke, perhaps shooting some smack. Then she will likely pass out drunk after drinking beer and mixed drinks, smoking too many cigs and joints, and shooting a bunch of smack. At that exact point, she becomes the star of the next porn vid which will be the biggest thing since Pamela Lee and Tommy, except this time it will be with her Bodyguard, who, in case you did not know, is a big black guy who for sure will be feeding her some sausage in all parts. After that it is all downhill from there. Once publicized she will stop singing and will actively seek out bigger and better porn roles. Her first contract will probably be with Max Hardcore, if he is not in jail by then. Man, it was just too easy to foresee her downfall. Showbiz ain't what it used to be before.