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04-10-2006, 12:12 PM
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Your first girlfriend
My first girlfriend called yesterday, she said "do you want to marry me".
For 10 fucking years i have another girlsfriend but she wants me back.  What happend to your first girlfriend ? |
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04-10-2006, 12:13 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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She is still in love with me, and complains that I " hurt " her.
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04-10-2006, 12:14 PM
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She broke up with me then dressed like a slut and told my next girlfriend that she still loved me and was going to try and get me back. Fun times.
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04-10-2006, 12:19 PM
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Location: Illinois
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I don't know what happened to mine, all I remember about her now is that she was a fucking nut case
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04-10-2006, 12:20 PM
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 We still get together from time to time. |
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04-10-2006, 12:21 PM
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sex dwarf
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My first serious girlfriend dumped me, lost weight and is now absolutely gorgeous
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04-10-2006, 12:46 PM
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8.8.8.8
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haha punkworld that sucks!
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04-10-2006, 12:49 PM
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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it must be an epidemic, because most first girlfriends are psychos... I wonder if I was one of them at the time... hmmm...
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04-10-2006, 01:18 PM
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I lost my first girlfriend when I moved. Naked Nicole where are you ??????? I miss you come back : ) I have learned new skills
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04-10-2006, 01:25 PM
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04-10-2006, 01:27 PM
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My first girlfriend waited until she was 40 to get married. Probably took that long to find someone that would tolerate her shit.
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04-10-2006, 01:57 PM
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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My first girlfriend lied about her age to get a job as a dancer on a TV show and ended up being a coke whore living with a black guy in East St Louis.
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04-10-2006, 02:01 PM
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My advice to you - never come back to what has already happened in your life
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:33 PM
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She is gone - and I really hope she stays that way.....
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04-10-2006, 02:35 PM
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SEO Connoisseur
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my first girlfriend was 25 years ago - we parted on good terms as I left for school
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04-10-2006, 03:13 PM
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She dropped 20 pounds and looks stunning now. Transformed from a so so ass to a top of the line body. But oh well |
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04-10-2006, 03:24 PM
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Choice is an Illusion
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04-10-2006, 03:29 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Last I heard she was doing a double major up in Nova Scotia. Haven't seen or heard from her in ages.
WG
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04-10-2006, 03:35 PM
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SeeMyBucks.com
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04-10-2006, 03:38 PM
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Man thats funny shit Porko
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04-10-2006, 04:02 PM
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sex is good
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hell if I can remember even who she is or what she looked like
it has been 36 yrs and 100's of g/f's even 3 wifes since her.
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04-10-2006, 04:03 PM
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I need a beer
 
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It's been so long..I can't remember
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04-10-2006, 04:04 PM
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Is this your new girlfriend?
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04-10-2006, 04:14 PM
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She's back
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She is straight and married now....
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04-10-2006, 05:38 PM
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LOL good one
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04-10-2006, 06:08 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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She sounds like she has serious issues
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04-10-2006, 06:27 PM
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i married mine!
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04-10-2006, 06:30 PM
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to marry her would be a bad move.
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04-10-2006, 06:33 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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send her a
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