Your first girlfriend
 

My first girlfriend called yesterday, she said "do you want to marry me".
For 10 fucking years i have another girlsfriend but she wants me back. :cool-smil

What happend to your first girlfriend ?

She is still in love with me, and complains that I " hurt " her.

She broke up with me then dressed like a slut and told my next girlfriend that she still loved me and was going to try and get me back. Fun times.

I don't know what happened to mine, all I remember about her now is that she was a fucking nut case

http://i1.tinypic.com/v4uy2q.jpg

We still get together from time to time.

My first serious girlfriend dumped me, lost weight and is now absolutely gorgeous :disgust

haha punkworld that sucks!

it must be an epidemic, because most first girlfriends are psychos... I wonder if I was one of them at the time... hmmm...

I lost my first girlfriend when I moved. Naked Nicole where are you ??????? I miss you come back : ) I have learned new skills :)

Mary Palm and the 5 fingers of love

My first girlfriend waited until she was 40 to get married. Probably took that long to find someone that would tolerate her shit.

My first girlfriend lied about her age to get a job as a dancer on a TV show and ended up being a coke whore living with a black guy in East St Louis.

My advice to you - never come back to what has already happened in your life :upsidedow

Whahahaa, :thumbsup
Good point, very good point

She is gone - and I really hope she stays that way.....

my first girlfriend was 25 years ago - we parted on good terms as I left for school

Been there done that, too funny :)

She dropped 20 pounds and looks stunning now. Transformed from a so so ass to a top of the line body. But oh well :thumbsup

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HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING LAUGHTA

Last I heard she was doing a double major up in Nova Scotia. Haven't seen or heard from her in ages.
WG

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Man thats funny shit Porko

hell if I can remember even who she is or what she looked like
it has been 36 yrs and 100's of g/f's even 3 wifes since her.

It's been so long..I can't remember

Is this your new girlfriend? :winkwink:

http://www.webcamcash.com/stuff/GFY/lefthand.jpg


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She is straight and married now....

LOL good one :thumbsup

She sounds like she has serious issues

i married mine!

to marry her would be a bad move.

send her a
http://www.boilsandblindingtorment.c...-dumpogram.jpg