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  • Subway
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 584

    #1

    Your first girlfriend

    My first girlfriend called yesterday, she said "do you want to marry me".
    For 10 fucking years i have another girlsfriend but she wants me back.

    What happend to your first girlfriend ?
  • pornguy
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    • Mar 2003
    • 62910

    #2
    She is still in love with me, and complains that I " hurt " her.
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    • chadglni
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6924

      #3
      She broke up with me then dressed like a slut and told my next girlfriend that she still loved me and was going to try and get me back. Fun times.


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      • practiceTITOISM
        Confirmed User
        • May 2005
        • 441

        #4
        I don't know what happened to mine, all I remember about her now is that she was a fucking nut case

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        • Fetish Gimp
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 1699

          #5


          We still get together from time to time.
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          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            My first serious girlfriend dumped me, lost weight and is now absolutely gorgeous
            Last edited by Libertine; 04-10-2006, 11:22 AM.
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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              haha punkworld that sucks!
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              • czarina
                Webmaster Extraordinaire
                • Jul 2002
                • 10751

                #8
                it must be an epidemic, because most first girlfriends are psychos... I wonder if I was one of them at the time... hmmm...

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                • anne
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1149

                  #9
                  I lost my first girlfriend when I moved. Naked Nicole where are you ??????? I miss you come back : ) I have learned new skills
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                  • WebairGerard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 8113

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fetish Gimp


                    We still get together from time to time.
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                    • G-Rotica
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 4258

                      #11
                      My first girlfriend waited until she was 40 to get married. Probably took that long to find someone that would tolerate her shit.

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                      • mikeyddddd
                        Viva la vulva!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 16557

                        #12
                        My first girlfriend lied about her age to get a job as a dancer on a TV show and ended up being a coke whore living with a black guy in East St Louis.

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                        • VicJay
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 1622

                          #13
                          My advice to you - never come back to what has already happened in your life



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                          • Subway
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 584

                            #14
                            Originally posted by VicJay
                            My advice to you - never come back to what has already happened in your life
                            Whahahaa,
                            Good point, very good point

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                            • rootdk
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 85

                              #15
                              She is gone - and I really hope she stays that way.....

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                              • TheLegacy
                                SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 18126

                                #16
                                my first girlfriend was 25 years ago - we parted on good terms as I left for school

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                                • strobi
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 7383

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                  My first serious girlfriend dumped me, lost weight and is now absolutely gorgeous
                                  Been there done that, too funny

                                  She dropped 20 pounds and looks stunning now. Transformed from a so so ass to a top of the line body. But oh well

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                                  • Barefootsies
                                    Choice is an Illusion
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 42635

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fetish Gimp


                                    We still get together from time to time.


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                                    • WiredGuy
                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34512

                                      #19
                                      Last I heard she was doing a double major up in Nova Scotia. Haven't seen or heard from her in ages.
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                                      • Porko
                                        SeeMyBucks.com
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 4014

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fetish Gimp


                                        We still get together from time to time.

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                                        • WWF-Rich
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 109

                                          #21
                                          Man thats funny shit Porko
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                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939

                                            #22
                                            hell if I can remember even who she is or what she looked like
                                            it has been 36 yrs and 100's of g/f's even 3 wifes since her.

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978

                                              #23
                                              It's been so long..I can't remember

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                                              • Black Dog
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 1108

                                                #24
                                                Is this your new girlfriend?




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                                                • Holly Lez!
                                                  She's back
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 3480

                                                  #25
                                                  She is straight and married now....
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                                                  • milan
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 800

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by cool1
                                                    hell if I can remember even who she is or what she looked like
                                                    it has been 36 yrs and 100's of g/f's even 3 wifes since her.

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                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 58202

                                                      #27
                                                      She sounds like she has serious issues


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                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 28759

                                                        #28
                                                        i married mine!
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                                                        • tony299
                                                          lurker
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021

                                                          #29
                                                          to marry her would be a bad move.

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                                                          • u-Bob
                                                            there's no $$$ in porn
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 33063

                                                            #30
                                                            send her a

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