Donnie and his dog: A love story.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 04-10-2006, 10:18 PM

So I get to the bar with Misty Anderson on Saturday night (I'm proud of that, aren't I?) and all is well. Loryn seems to be fighting off the terrorists, Mark is in a corner with Belinda, and a crazy woman is crawling around on her hands and knees under the table. Suddenly Donnie demands silence across the bar so he can toast to his best friend.

Donnie raises a glass of jager and says......

If I had a dog
That could piss this stuff
And piss enough
I'd tie his dick
To the head of the bed
And suck him until we both drop dead

True story.

S P A N N O W · 04-10-2006, 10:20 PM

Donny · 04-10-2006, 10:20 PM

Wow, I must have been really really really REALLY drunk.

(my dog won't let me near his penis)

madawgz · 04-10-2006, 10:20 PM

this thread is useless without pics ;)

haha

Rochard · 04-10-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

this thread is useless without pics ;)

haha

No problem. Uploading now.

Hold your breath.

Belinda · 04-10-2006, 10:21 PM

OMG!!! I can picture him saying this. (btw.. he is laughing his ass off to this thread)

baddog · 04-10-2006, 10:44 PM

alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.

TexasDreams · 04-10-2006, 10:45 PM

Belinda · 04-10-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

lmao........

NoWhErE · 04-10-2006, 10:56 PM

wdsguy · 04-10-2006, 11:31 PM

Man hes a true poet :-)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-10-2006, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Deej · 04-10-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Wow, I must have been really really really REALLY drunk.

(my dog won't let me near his penis)

So he DOES piss yager

BrettJ · 04-10-2006, 11:53 PM

wowsers.

Donny · 04-11-2006, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

If I had a dog
That could piss this stuff
And piss enough
I'd tie his dick
To the head of the bed
And suck him until we both drop dead

http://charlotteh3.org/songs.htm

It's supposed to go like this:

Times are hard,

And wages are small,

So drink more beer,

And fuck 'em all.

If I had a dog that could piss this stuff (hold up beer mug)

And if I thought he could piss enough

I'd tie his head to the foot of the bed

And suck his dick till we both were dead!

Belinda · 04-11-2006, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

http://charlotteh3.org/songs.htm

It's supposed to go like this:

Times are hard,

And wages are small,

So drink more beer,

And fuck 'em all.

If I had a dog that could piss this stuff (hold up beer mug)

And if I thought he could piss enough

I'd tie his head to the foot of the bed

And suck his dick till we both were dead!

Must be a NAVY thing...

04-10-2006, 10:18 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,076	Donnie and his dog: A love story.... So I get to the bar with Misty Anderson on Saturday night (I'm proud of that, aren't I?) and all is well. Loryn seems to be fighting off the terrorists, Mark is in a corner with Belinda, and a crazy woman is crawling around on her hands and knees under the table. Suddenly Donnie demands silence across the bar so he can toast to his best friend. Donnie raises a glass of jager and says...... If I had a dog That could piss this stuff And piss enough I'd tie his dick To the head of the bed And suck him until we both drop dead True story. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

04-10-2006, 10:20 PM	#2
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04-10-2006, 10:20 PM	#3
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Wow, I must have been really really really REALLY drunk. (my dog won't let me near his penis)

04-10-2006, 10:44 PM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.

04-10-2006, 10:56 PM	#10
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04-10-2006, 11:31 PM	#11
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	Man hes a true poet :-)

04-10-2006, 11:53 PM	#14
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	wowsers.