Donnie and his dog: A love story....
 

So I get to the bar with Misty Anderson on Saturday night (I'm proud of that, aren't I?) and all is well. Loryn seems to be fighting off the terrorists, Mark is in a corner with Belinda, and a crazy woman is crawling around on her hands and knees under the table. Suddenly Donnie demands silence across the bar so he can toast to his best friend.

Donnie raises a glass of jager and says......

If I had a dog
That could piss this stuff
And piss enough
I'd tie his dick
To the head of the bed
And suck him until we both drop dead

True story.

Wow, I must have been really really really REALLY drunk.


































(my dog won't let me near his penis)

this thread is useless without pics ;)

haha

No problem. Uploading now.

Hold your breath.

OMG!!! I can picture him saying this. (btw.. he is laughing his ass off to this thread)

alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems. :)

lmao........

Man hes a true poet :-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So he DOES piss yager

wowsers.

http://charlotteh3.org/songs.htm

It's supposed to go like this:


Times are hard,

And wages are small,

So drink more beer,

And fuck 'em all.



If I had a dog that could piss this stuff (hold up beer mug)

And if I thought he could piss enough

I'd tie his head to the foot of the bed

And suck his dick till we both were dead!

Must be a NAVY thing...