Rochard

So I get to the bar with Misty Anderson on Saturday night (I'm proud of that, aren't I?) and all is well. Loryn seems to be fighting off the terrorists, Mark is in a corner with Belinda, and a crazy woman is crawling around on her hands and knees under the table. Suddenly Donnie demands silence across the bar so he can toast to his best friend.

Donnie raises a glass of jager and says......

If I had a dog
That could piss this stuff
And piss enough
I'd tie his dick
To the head of the bed
And suck him until we both drop dead

True story.

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