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I'm fucking old ;( Mid life crisis! Pleasae help
Ok I'm almost 27 shit you can round that up to 30 now... I love to drink and smoke -- but now as an old fucking man I have to actually watch what I eat jesus christ what is happening? Am I wasting away? I approched this hottie tonight and she fucking rejected me -- I feel like I'm going to kill myself now -- goddamn if I can't get the girl of my dreams than i'm a piece of shit -- what should I do? I can't join the fucking arm]y.... t hose guys are a byunch of homos... I need aa bitch w/ a tight ass... firm and giggley like only brazilians have... she's got tomoans and open her mouth just beacause she wants some of my man heat......... WTF -- do I want to get on the bangbus? NOI I need a real woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark eyes -- dark hair -- and a pussy that shoots 4 feet!!!!!!!! Jesus christ what's going on! i"m OLD!!! +AHHHHHHhhhhaaaa!!!!
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STFU
ill be 29 in june and its already pissing me off.
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its that beard and hair.
Go back to the old look. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/pete.jpg">
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dude, 27 isn't old
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Tell the Bitches that you are Toby McGwire's Brother.
My wife and I couldn stop thinking that watching spiderman. Work it. Shave your face and cut that hair.
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yeah man I'm about to =shave that shit but give it 3 more weeks --I don't want these fucking prissy bitches that can't handle a real man -- if they cna't handle the facial hair then they aren't real WOMEN!!!!!!!!! You know what I'm saying ? Jesus if they can't handle the facial hair then all they want is a fucking condo in suburbia -- fuck those money scrubs -- goddamn whore fucking leecheh oe bags!!!! if you can't handle the facial hair then you are a bitch bag o tricks
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all I need is a loyal woman under 25 w/ an insatiable desure for sux....... i mean sex...... ejsus I'm a good man I'll make her shoot 10 feet...... please where is she? what good is GFY if I can't ind my woman!
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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shit, I have t-shirts older than any of you guys, so quit your damn whining
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I take it you broke up with your woman and this is the "im fucked up, hairy, greesy and women dont like me stage"
Snap out of it. Take a shower. Get a hair cut, and loose the Jesus Look.
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i got a hair cut!
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then grab a drink go nap on the beech, and recharge.
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Ya'll can all hush up now.. I'm 41.
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guess what, every second you get OLDER.
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i told you bitch, you should have moved up here to Portland.
Aaron and I would see to it you would feel young all over again. Its nice and layed, i mean laid back here.
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I'll be turning 28 this year, and still get carded for buying smokes
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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hes not feeling old.
HE's feeling sorry for himslef. He broke up with his woman, and some slut at the bar didnt give hi attention. Overly sensitive. Go for a new look, and feel like a new man. Turn the page on this chapter and move on. Your Mariners are pitching well. Keep up the good work. I saw you pitch last week. Your pitching was so hot the guy sitting next to literally had a heart attack!
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First rule FLY,
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Women care diddly about looks. A woman does not particularly care to have to compete with their boyfriend for being good looking. Let the women be good looking and let the men "Walk tall and be THE man".
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Y looked good last week pitching Pete!
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I have a feeling i was sitting right behing PK's seat.
We were rignt next to the Starbuck's Owner dude.
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hehe.. Section 33 row B (that's row two) and on some days it's been section 27 row C behind ole Bill
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OMG I remember 29! I think I do,, oh wait,, it was in my 30's I remember something. The 60's were kewl, the 70's are in a haze, I remember my first pc in 1989 with AOL 3.1, I remember blah blah blah so quitar whining. GEEEZ.. wait until you got kids and they bring you grandbabies than come and cry that youre old LOL.
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![]() Nice seats you got there.
I got some free tickets last year and sat to your left so we were looking right down the first base line. My brother got a foul ball but knocked over $18 worth of beer in the process. ![]()
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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The Mariners are the most exciting team in Baseball to watch Live.
I love going to the game. I almost like it more than my Blazer games. Much more relaxing and less stress. Its just sooo damn cold!
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YEah it seems im only there in September for the playoffs, and April, May, June.
June is still cold! I used to go to summer games, but it was in that large UFO they called the King Dome! This was the first time this year i saw the football stadium next door to safeco. That whole area has the best "ball game feel" of any ball park ive been to. The food vendors, the music, the cheap mariners gear, and street preformers, all a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it.
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I think im gunna haul up grandpa bone this summer when its warmer and score him some good seats.
HE should like that. The behind the plate view was great! For the last 6 outs my wife and i moved to the outfield bleacher seats for fun and that was cool also. That ballpark is magical whereever you sit.
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We were really amazed by the Bimbo groupies at safeco.
They hang out over by the bullpen, sweet talking the pitchers. Lots of slutty lookin girls over there. I was telling my wife one of these days im gunna go up there with dank, rent a limmo, pull up and tell the bitches we got a Mariner in the limmo, Dank Churchill. They are sooo damn stupid they would probabaly believe he was a player. Ill buy him a uniform
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hehe I always have to stop by the guy that plays the sax over by between the home plate entrance and the Safeco parking garage. I wonder what these people do when the Ms are on the road and when baseball season is over for that matter.
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recognize this guy?
Hes the guy who tosses it yards away from the customer for them to catch. His behind the back passes are amazing. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/bse3.JPG">
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Hey PK, did you hear about the guy who had the heart attack in our section?
It was disturbing. They were pumping on his chest right there in the isle in our section. The mariners were having a monster inning scoring 7 runs in that inning inclucing 3 home runs. None of us could reallly cheer. This dad was lying there dead for 20 minutes as they pumped on his chest. His son was holdiong this IV bag and i swear everyone in the section was just out of it. Very disturbing. I saw over a dozen people crying as they watched this dad get pumped on in front of his son. Sad. No doubt he died. They shocked him 3 times, gave him epi, and compressed for 20 minutes before they got him out of there. He was dead
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give that boy a six pack and turn him loose then he'll find out what he really wants in life....
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How is it to be 17 and be able to go to school and tell everyone that your mom is a gigantic internet porn pioneer.
Actually, I heard that PK was a group of men in California. But didnt someone get their asses reamed a few years ago for posting nude pics of PK? Back to the pot, the down server, and the bag of sour skittles. |
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hehe.. a group of men in California eh? I've also heard that I'm some guy named Bill. Guess people hate to admit there's women in this biz that do okay for themselves. As far at the nude pics, someone.. can't recall who now.. put up a pic of some redhead amateur girl in green saran wrap and said it was me.. I had like 50 emails in 5 minutes from people telling me about it. People actually believed it until the person who own the pic claimed it and told people who it really was. |
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