I'm fucking old ;( Mid life crisis! Pleasae help
 

Ok I'm almost 27 shit you can round that up to 30 now... I love to drink and smoke -- but now as an old fucking man I have to actually watch what I eat jesus christ what is happening? Am I wasting away? I approched this hottie tonight and she fucking rejected me -- I feel like I'm going to kill myself now -- goddamn if I can't get the girl of my dreams than i'm a piece of shit -- what should I do? I can't join the fucking arm]y.... t hose guys are a byunch of homos... I need aa bitch w/ a tight ass... firm and giggley like only brazilians have... she's got tomoans and open her mouth just beacause she wants some of my man heat......... WTF -- do I want to get on the bangbus? NOI I need a real woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark eyes -- dark hair -- and a pussy that shoots 4 feet!!!!!!!! Jesus christ what's going on! i"m OLD!!! +AHHHHHHhhhhaaaa!!!!

SHOOT ME NOW -- PUT ME OUT O F MY MYSELRYWYY!!!!

STFU

ill be 29 in june and its already pissing me off.

its that beard and hair.

Go back to the old look.

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dude, 27 isn't old

Tell the Bitches that you are Toby McGwire's Brother.
My wife and I couldn stop thinking that watching spiderman.

Work it.
Shave your face and cut that hair.

yeah man I'm about to =shave that shit but give it 3 more weeks --I don't want these fucking prissy bitches that can't handle a real man -- if they cna't handle the facial hair then they aren't real WOMEN!!!!!!!!! You know what I'm saying ? Jesus if they can't handle the facial hair then all they want is a fucking condo in suburbia -- fuck those money scrubs -- goddamn whore fucking leecheh oe bags!!!! if you can't handle the facial hair then you are a bitch bag o tricks

all I need is a loyal woman under 25 w/ an insatiable desure for sux....... i mean sex...... ejsus I'm a good man I'll make her shoot 10 feet...... please where is she? what good is GFY if I can't ind my woman!

i'm 29 right now, 30 at the end of Dec. it does kind of suck at times. i'm really trying to get myself in better shape. i climb a mountain (for real) 7 days a week now, and have changed my diet too (no more pizza 4 nights a week). actually become a real priority in my life, which is really fucking weird.

i snowboard, but it doesn't keep (and kick) your ass into shape like climbing fucking mountains does :)

see man it's fucking shit -- jesus you know you're fucking old when you got to coimb a mountain and watch your diet just to keep the ladies looking man I remember just 3 years ago I could eat whatever the fuck I wanted to and I could pull any woman I wanted.... god damn I couold drink 2 pitches and go home w/ a fine fucking woman this old fart shit sucks what the hell queit makes 10x more money than I do and he is clibmging mountains jesus gdo I need to cluimb fucking mount Everest!!! Do I need to swim thte fucking channel? what the hell is this shit I don't need plastic surgery where are te hot fucking hoesthat bow to the pwoer of the bonerpone family....? you know wer are world reknowned now -- the fucking boneprone family is more well known than the goddamn playboy mansion now!!! we need a mansion! we needa mansion bad -- w/ need a pool w/ fucking waterfalls and lots of lipsticks.... and a breassst augmentation plant ON-SIGHT!!!

shit, I have t-shirts older than any of you guys, so quit your damn whining :1orglaugh

I take it you broke up with your woman and this is the "im fucked up, hairy, greesy and women dont like me stage"

Snap out of it.
Take a shower.
Get a hair cut, and loose the Jesus Look.

i got a hair cut!

LOL

then grab a drink go nap on the beech, and recharge.

Ya'll can all hush up now.. I'm 41.

guess what, every second you get OLDER.

i told you bitch, you should have moved up here to Portland.

Aaron and I would see to it you would feel young all over again.
Its nice and layed, i mean laid back here.

I'll be turning 28 this year, and still get carded for buying smokes

i think that's the point.

Every second is also a second closer to death

hes not feeling old.
HE's feeling sorry for himslef.
He broke up with his woman, and some slut at the bar didnt give hi attention.

Overly sensitive.
Go for a new look, and feel like a new man.
Turn the page on this chapter and move on.

Your Mariners are pitching well.
Keep up the good work.
I saw you pitch last week.
Your pitching was so hot the guy sitting next to literally had a heart attack!

First rule FLY,

Don't try and pick up chicks with your GFY t-shirt on. Didn't work for me either! :NopeNope

Women care diddly about looks. A woman does not particularly care to have to compete with their boyfriend for being good looking. Let the women be good looking and let the men "Walk tall and be THE man".

TheFly, you are the man. Now be gone and go get laid.

But you're famous so it doesn't count.

It's like Jane Fonda. She stopped looking older after she turned about 35. :)

Y looked good last week pitching Pete!

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I have a feeling i was sitting right behing PK's seat.

We were rignt next to the Starbuck's Owner dude.

hehe.. Section 33 row B (that's row two) and on some days it's been section 27 row C behind ole Bill

OMG I remember 29! I think I do,, oh wait,, it was in my 30's I remember something. The 60's were kewl, the 70's are in a haze, I remember my first pc in 1989 with AOL 3.1, I remember blah blah blah so quitar whining. GEEEZ.. wait until you got kids and they bring you grandbabies than come and cry that youre old LOL.

Ok now I feel a lot better... fuk that bitch i twas her loss... i could have shown her what the universe was made of. it's not over... if I have to lick the floor she walks on -- and drab my tonjgue through discarded skin particles and dust mites........ SHE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Nice seats you got there.

I got some free tickets last year and sat to your left so we were looking right down the first base line.

My brother got a foul ball but knocked over $18 worth of beer in the process. :glugglug

does this mean you'll sleep with me?

just wait until you're 82 (if you make it that long), tubes coming out of every orifice, palliative care unit. then you can cry that you are old lol.

The Mariners are the most exciting team in Baseball to watch Live.
I love going to the game.

I almost like it more than my Blazer games.
Much more relaxing and less stress.
Its just sooo damn cold!

haha.. you've not got the fever then. It gets much better in July and August. I wouldn't mind sitting in the cold in October for a World Series game or two though ;)

YEah it seems im only there in September for the playoffs, and April, May, June.

June is still cold!

I used to go to summer games, but it was in that large UFO they called the King Dome!

This was the first time this year i saw the football stadium next door to safeco. That whole area has the best "ball game feel" of any ball park ive been to.

The food vendors, the music, the cheap mariners gear, and street preformers, all a lot of fun.
I really enjoyed it.

I think im gunna haul up grandpa bone this summer when its warmer and score him some good seats.
HE should like that.

The behind the plate view was great!
For the last 6 outs my wife and i moved to the outfield bleacher seats for fun and that was cool also.

That ballpark is magical whereever you sit.

We were really amazed by the Bimbo groupies at safeco.
They hang out over by the bullpen, sweet talking the pitchers.

Lots of slutty lookin girls over there.

I was telling my wife one of these days im gunna go up there with dank, rent a limmo, pull up and tell the bitches we got a Mariner in the limmo, Dank Churchill.

They are sooo damn stupid they would probabaly believe he was a player.

Ill buy him a uniform

hehe I always have to stop by the guy that plays the sax over by between the home plate entrance and the Safeco parking garage. I wonder what these people do when the Ms are on the road and when baseball season is over for that matter.

recognize this guy?
Hes the guy who tosses it yards away from the customer for them to catch. His behind the back passes are amazing.

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mmmmm, young stuff.

Hey PK, did you hear about the guy who had the heart attack in our section?
It was disturbing.
They were pumping on his chest right there in the isle in our section. The mariners were having a monster inning scoring 7 runs in that inning inclucing 3 home runs.

None of us could reallly cheer.
This dad was lying there dead for 20 minutes as they pumped on his chest. His son was holdiong this IV bag and i swear everyone in the section was just out of it. Very disturbing.

I saw over a dozen people crying as they watched this dad get pumped on in front of his son.

Sad.

No doubt he died.
They shocked him 3 times, gave him epi, and compressed for 20 minutes before they got him out of there. He was dead

he was in Peoria at the sports complex for Spring training. Last year he threw a bag of peanuts to my son from like 25 seats away.. my son's friend grabbed for it and it broke open...peanuts going all over the people in front of us (not in Diamond Club for that game thank goodness). When we went to Peoria he remembered my boys. My oldest refused to catch a bag of peanuts even though he wanted one. He tossed a bag at him..right at his face.. Zack barely caught it. Then he went over and gave Lou and the guys a couple of bags and they lost the spring training game like 15 to 5.

BTW.. if you miss his throws.. he makes you do it until you get it right.

I didn't hear about that.

Surprised they didn't try moving him somewhere on a board. I think I'd of taken my kids out of there until they were done.

Geezz and here I have been the very proud parent listening to my 17 year old spend over an hour telling his brother and his friend about the reasons that it's right to wait for the right time and the right girl, etc.. to save it until your married or sure "she's the one". All of it he got from "sex ed" at school.

give that boy a six pack and turn him loose then he'll find out what he really wants in life....

seriouslly when I was 17 my mom had me fucking brainwashed -- =she had me thinking that all a girl wanted was a "relationship" -- she had me believe that girls didn't care about sex -- only guys did -- well that was a bunch of bullshit I soon found out... some girls are a hell of a lot hornier than I am... damn and it took me that long to figure out -- when I was 17 I should have been screwing everything in sight... i should have pictures of kids on child-support in my wallet................... :(

hehe

How is it to be 17 and be able to go to school and tell everyone that your mom is a gigantic internet porn pioneer.

Actually, I heard that PK was a group of men in California. But didnt someone get their asses reamed a few years ago for posting nude pics of PK?

Back to the pot, the down server, and the bag of sour skittles.

Actually my boys are pretty selective about who they tell about my biz. For the most part they tell them that I work on the net. If it gets deeper than that they tell them I make work on websites and sell advertising.. if they ask what websites usually they come back with "tell me what houses your dad built last year?" or something... or they'll say "mostly link sites kinda like Yahoo".

hehe.. a group of men in California eh? I've also heard that I'm some guy named Bill. Guess people hate to admit there's women in this biz that do okay for themselves. As far at the nude pics, someone.. can't recall who now.. put up a pic of some redhead amateur girl in green saran wrap and said it was me.. I had like 50 emails in 5 minutes from people telling me about it. People actually believed it until the person who own the pic claimed it and told people who it really was.