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TheFLY · 05-06-2002, 11:38 PM

Ok I'm almost 27 shit you can round that up to 30 now... I love to drink and smoke -- but now as an old fucking man I have to actually watch what I eat jesus christ what is happening? Am I wasting away? I approched this hottie tonight and she fucking rejected me -- I feel like I'm going to kill myself now -- goddamn if I can't get the girl of my dreams than i'm a piece of shit -- what should I do? I can't join the fucking arm]y.... t hose guys are a byunch of homos... I need aa bitch w/ a tight ass... firm and giggley like only brazilians have... she's got tomoans and open her mouth just beacause she wants some of my man heat......... WTF -- do I want to get on the bangbus? NOI I need a real woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark eyes -- dark hair -- and a pussy that shoots 4 feet!!!!!!!! Jesus christ what's going on! i"m OLD!!! +AHHHHHHhhhhaaaa!!!!

SHOOT ME NOW -- PUT ME OUT O F MY MYSELRYWYY!!!!

05-06-2002, 11:38 PM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I'm fucking old ;( Mid life crisis! Pleasae help Ok I'm almost 27 shit you can round that up to 30 now... I love to drink and smoke -- but now as an old fucking man I have to actually watch what I eat jesus christ what is happening? Am I wasting away? I approched this hottie tonight and she fucking rejected me -- I feel like I'm going to kill myself now -- goddamn if I can't get the girl of my dreams than i'm a piece of shit -- what should I do? I can't join the fucking arm]y.... t hose guys are a byunch of homos... I need aa bitch w/ a tight ass... firm and giggley like only brazilians have... she's got tomoans and open her mouth just beacause she wants some of my man heat......... WTF -- do I want to get on the bangbus? NOI I need a real woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark eyes -- dark hair -- and a pussy that shoots 4 feet!!!!!!!! Jesus christ what's going on! i"m OLD!!! +AHHHHHHhhhhaaaa!!!! SHOOT ME NOW -- PUT ME OUT O F MY MYSELRYWYY!!!!