Anyone here ever been to PRISON? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pure Evil · 04-09-2006, 11:21 AM

or even jail for, say, a month or longer? not that i really think that anyone here would really have the balls to be honest and admit it if they actually have been, but im still curious.

fris · 04-09-2006, 11:24 AM

what is this prison you speak of

L-Pink · 04-09-2006, 11:24 AM

State or Federal?

polish_aristocrat · 04-09-2006, 11:25 AM

some ppl admitted already but its their choice if they want to admit it again

edit: 3 popular names come to mind

so there are probably more

Spunky · 04-09-2006, 11:25 AM

I did 2 months for something stupid when I was a kid..that is a great wake up call that you don't want to be there

Pure Evil · 04-09-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

State or Federal?

for the purpose of this thread, either one is acceptable

WarChild · 04-09-2006, 11:29 AM

Spent a couple of nights in Jail here and there.

Never actually been to prison.

cranki · 04-09-2006, 11:30 AM

luckily not. Never been in bad trouble...

GTS Mark · 04-09-2006, 11:31 AM

I spent a little time in this prison

LOL!

DH

fatman1 · 04-09-2006, 11:36 AM

10 months

directfiesta · 04-09-2006, 11:53 AM

Married 14 years ... Does that count ?

Barefootsies · 04-09-2006, 12:19 PM

Nope.

A couple of days (or a weekend) once, and THAT was all it took. You definately have to be a certain kind of person to be in such a situation and NOT go insane in the membrane.

TheSpreader · 04-09-2006, 12:23 PM

Did 3 years in State Prison for various charges back in the early 90's. Haven't been back to jail or prison since.

czarina · 04-09-2006, 12:28 PM

ouch! 3 years! I'm really sorry to hear. That must've been terrible!

Platinum Lantern · 04-09-2006, 12:31 PM

I spent 3 days in county jail
and 10 days in a mental health lockdown facility in the fall of '05

TheSpreader · 04-09-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

ouch! 3 years! I'm really sorry to hear. That must've been terrible!

Sucked when I was doing it but now when I think back, it was nothing. All that shit they talk about ass rape and etc is all bullshit hype to keep people out of prison. In the three years I did there wasn't one single ass raping. I knew of punks that got pimped out but they were gay in the first place so it's not like anyone took it from them.

I woke up, worked, worked out, played sports, read a lot, and repeated on a daily basis. I would recommend some people go to prision just to get some structure in their lives.

The only thing I can say is that you will fight on a regular basis. Also, clique up with a group as fast as you can. That will help out tremendiously.

Pure Evil · 04-09-2006, 03:49 PM

I spent just over a month in a TDC detention center last fall because of a "clerical error". because of their fuck-up, i ended up losing my condo, my car, and my business (no one knew where i was so all bills went unpaid). funny how someone elses stupidity can destroy your life.

madawgz · 04-09-2006, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Sucked when I was doing it but now when I think back, it was nothing. All that shit they talk about ass rape and etc is all bullshit hype to keep people out of prison. In the three years I did there wasn't one single ass raping. I knew of punks that got pimped out but they were gay in the first place so it's not like anyone took it from them.

I woke up, worked, worked out, played sports, read a lot, and repeated on a daily basis. I would recommend some people go to prision just to get some structure in their lives.

The only thing I can say is that you will fight on a regular basis. Also, clique up with a group as fast as you can. That will help out tremendiously.

serious. thanks for the tips

Pure Evil · 04-09-2006, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

serious. thanks for the tips

planning on taking a trip to prison?

TheSpreader · 04-09-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

serious. thanks for the tips

If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

RobbieRye · 04-09-2006, 05:16 PM

No, but I watched OZ regularly and now, I watch Prison Break. So I think that I know what it's like.

LOL

xxxjay · 04-09-2006, 05:34 PM

I've done about a year total:

8 Months bootcamp
1.5 month county
about a month in county

also various one night here another there over the years

i've managed to stay out of trouble for about 7 years now though

those days are over

sonofsam · 04-09-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Married 14 years ... Does that count ?

of course that counts

minusonebit · 04-09-2006, 05:47 PM

I did a little under three months in county for something stupid I did right after I turned 18.

The food sucked and the guards were pricks. Living in a cage with 20 people isnt fun. It wasnt a vacation - wasnt expecting one. No one's ass got taken and people mostly kept to themselves. As the saying went, if you dont start nothin, there wont be nothin.

Keep your nose on your own face and whatever you do, dont be a snitch. And dont say you are in a gang if you arent. They will check up on you/your story and if you have lied, you'll get fucked up much worse than if you had just kept your mouth shut.

GTS Mark · 04-09-2006, 05:57 PM

Jeeez I'm starting to feel like the only one on gfy who hasn't gone to jail LOL!

DH

jimmy-3-way · 04-09-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Jeeez I'm starting to feel like the only one on gfy who hasn't gone to jail LOL!

DH

Yep...just you and me, dude. Oh...no...wait...uh. Nevermind.

The Duck · 04-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

El Pollo Loco is a restaurant chain specializing in flame-grilled chicken, burritos and New Mex dishes in California, Arizona and Texas.

TheSpreader · 04-09-2006, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

El Pollo Loco is a restaurant chain specializing in flame-grilled chicken, burritos and New Mex dishes in California, Arizona and Texas.

And it means, "Crazy Chicken"....thanks for ruining my joke. I was hoping that homeboy went to Chino and started yelling, "El Pollo Loco!!!".

Thanks, Essay.

u-Bob · 04-09-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

HorseShit · 04-09-2006, 07:00 PM

no but I did stay at a holiday inn last night

04-09-2006, 11:21 AM	#1
Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	Anyone here ever been to PRISON? or even jail for, say, a month or longer? not that i really think that anyone here would really have the balls to be honest and admit it if they actually have been, but im still curious. __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Spent a couple of nights in Jail here and there. Never actually been to prison. __________________ .

04-09-2006, 11:24 AM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	State or Federal?

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cranki Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Café del Mar Posts: 5,162	luckily not. Never been in bad trouble...

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I spent a little time in this prison LOL! DH

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TheSpreader So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 501	Did 3 years in State Prison for various charges back in the early 90's. Haven't been back to jail or prison since.

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Pure Evil Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: At the top of the food chain Posts: 1,737	I spent just over a month in a TDC detention center last fall because of a "clerical error". because of their fuck-up, i ended up losing my condo, my car, and my business (no one knew where i was so all bills went unpaid). funny how someone elses stupidity can destroy your life. __________________ I am the fourth Horseman. *If someone offers you an amazing hosting deal, call WEBAIR before you choose. You won't* be sorry.**

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RobbieRye Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Middle of Nowhere Posts: 616	No, but I watched OZ regularly and now, I watch Prison Break. So I think that I know what it's like. LOL

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I did a little under three months in county for something stupid I did right after I turned 18. The food sucked and the guards were pricks. Living in a cage with 20 people isnt fun. It wasnt a vacation - wasnt expecting one. No one's ass got taken and people mostly kept to themselves. As the saying went, if you dont start nothin, there wont be nothin. Keep your nose on your own face and whatever you do, dont be a snitch. And dont say you are in a gang if you arent. They will check up on you/your story and if you have lied, you'll get fucked up much worse than if you had just kept your mouth shut.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Jeeez I'm starting to feel like the only one on gfy who hasn't gone to jail LOL! DH

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HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	no but I did stay at a holiday inn last night