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Pure Evil 04-09-2006 11:21 AM

Anyone here ever been to PRISON?
 
or even jail for, say, a month or longer? not that i really think that anyone here would really have the balls to be honest and admit it if they actually have been, but im still curious.

fris 04-09-2006 11:24 AM

what is this prison you speak of

L-Pink 04-09-2006 11:24 AM

State or Federal?

polish_aristocrat 04-09-2006 11:25 AM

some ppl admitted already but its their choice if they want to admit it again

edit: 3 popular names come to mind :winkwink: so there are probably more

Spunky 04-09-2006 11:25 AM

I did 2 months for something stupid when I was a kid..that is a great wake up call that you don't want to be there

Pure Evil 04-09-2006 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
State or Federal?

for the purpose of this thread, either one is acceptable

WarChild 04-09-2006 11:29 AM

Spent a couple of nights in Jail here and there.

Never actually been to prison.

cranki 04-09-2006 11:30 AM

luckily not. Never been in bad trouble...

GTS Mark 04-09-2006 11:31 AM

I spent a little time in this prison

http://static.userland.com/tower1/im...ontorture2.jpg

LOL!

DH

fatman1 04-09-2006 11:36 AM

10 months

directfiesta 04-09-2006 11:53 AM

Married 14 years ... Does that count ?

Barefootsies 04-09-2006 12:19 PM

Nope.

A couple of days (or a weekend) once, and THAT was all it took. You definately have to be a certain kind of person to be in such a situation and NOT go insane in the membrane.

:disgust

TheSpreader 04-09-2006 12:23 PM

Did 3 years in State Prison for various charges back in the early 90's. Haven't been back to jail or prison since.

czarina 04-09-2006 12:28 PM

ouch! 3 years! I'm really sorry to hear. That must've been terrible!

Platinum Lantern 04-09-2006 12:31 PM

I spent 3 days in county jail
and 10 days in a mental health lockdown facility in the fall of '05

TheSpreader 04-09-2006 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina
ouch! 3 years! I'm really sorry to hear. That must've been terrible!

Sucked when I was doing it but now when I think back, it was nothing. All that shit they talk about ass rape and etc is all bullshit hype to keep people out of prison. In the three years I did there wasn't one single ass raping. I knew of punks that got pimped out but they were gay in the first place so it's not like anyone took it from them.

I woke up, worked, worked out, played sports, read a lot, and repeated on a daily basis. I would recommend some people go to prision just to get some structure in their lives.

The only thing I can say is that you will fight on a regular basis. Also, clique up with a group as fast as you can. That will help out tremendiously.

Pure Evil 04-09-2006 03:49 PM

I spent just over a month in a TDC detention center last fall because of a "clerical error". because of their fuck-up, i ended up losing my condo, my car, and my business (no one knew where i was so all bills went unpaid). funny how someone elses stupidity can destroy your life. :disgust

madawgz 04-09-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader
Sucked when I was doing it but now when I think back, it was nothing. All that shit they talk about ass rape and etc is all bullshit hype to keep people out of prison. In the three years I did there wasn't one single ass raping. I knew of punks that got pimped out but they were gay in the first place so it's not like anyone took it from them.

I woke up, worked, worked out, played sports, read a lot, and repeated on a daily basis. I would recommend some people go to prision just to get some structure in their lives.

The only thing I can say is that you will fight on a regular basis. Also, clique up with a group as fast as you can. That will help out tremendiously.

serious. thanks for the tips :thumbsup

Pure Evil 04-09-2006 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
serious. thanks for the tips :thumbsup

planning on taking a trip to prison?

TheSpreader 04-09-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
serious. thanks for the tips :thumbsup

If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

RobbieRye 04-09-2006 05:16 PM

No, but I watched OZ regularly and now, I watch Prison Break. So I think that I know what it's like.

LOL

xxxjay 04-09-2006 05:34 PM

I've done about a year total:

8 Months bootcamp
1.5 month county
about a month in county

also various one night here another there over the years

i've managed to stay out of trouble for about 7 years now though

those days are over

sonofsam 04-09-2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
Married 14 years ... Does that count ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

of course that counts

minusonebit 04-09-2006 05:47 PM

I did a little under three months in county for something stupid I did right after I turned 18.

The food sucked and the guards were pricks. Living in a cage with 20 people isnt fun. It wasnt a vacation - wasnt expecting one. No one's ass got taken and people mostly kept to themselves. As the saying went, if you dont start nothin, there wont be nothin.

Keep your nose on your own face and whatever you do, dont be a snitch. And dont say you are in a gang if you arent. They will check up on you/your story and if you have lied, you'll get fucked up much worse than if you had just kept your mouth shut.

GTS Mark 04-09-2006 05:57 PM

Jeeez I'm starting to feel like the only one on gfy who hasn't gone to jail LOL!

DH

jimmy-3-way 04-09-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
Jeeez I'm starting to feel like the only one on gfy who hasn't gone to jail LOL!

DH

Yep...just you and me, dude. Oh...no...wait...uh. Nevermind.

The Duck 04-09-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader
If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

El Pollo Loco is a restaurant chain specializing in flame-grilled chicken, burritos and New Mex dishes in California, Arizona and Texas.

TheSpreader 04-09-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
El Pollo Loco is a restaurant chain specializing in flame-grilled chicken, burritos and New Mex dishes in California, Arizona and Texas.

And it means, "Crazy Chicken"....thanks for ruining my joke. I was hoping that homeboy went to Chino and started yelling, "El Pollo Loco!!!".

Thanks, Essay.

u-Bob 04-09-2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader
If you want to get down with the most fucked up and feared group in prison tell them that you're with the "El Pollo Locos" and they will not fuck with you AT ALL!

If you are about to serve a sentence then good luck. Remember, El Pollo Locos are not to be fucked with so scream that shit like it's your fucking name!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HorseShit 04-09-2006 07:00 PM

no but I did stay at a holiday inn last night


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