My son flushed my cell phone down the toilet today. - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 04-08-2006, 04:18 PM

My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.

He's 22 months and caused the kids bathroom toilet bowl to over flow this morning. I figued it was one of his toys or something so I got the plunger out and forced whatever was stuck,,through the pipes.

Then my wife is doing laundery in the basement this afternoon and the slop sink starts to over flow. After I clean that mess up I noticed the water level was not going down. So now whatever was stuck in the toilet bowl is now stuck in the main under the basement foor.

So I tried to open the trap on the other side of the basement and guess what fuking happens. The cap flies off and the water pressure from all 3 bathrooms forces all the fuking water out into a 5 ft high stream full of shit and crap.

It took me 3 hours to clean all the crap up

Now I gotta reach my hand into the trap and fish out whatever the fuk was blocking the sewage line. After pulling out wads of shit and toilet paper, my fucking cell phone appears.

Anyone want a free cellphone?

aico · 04-08-2006, 04:19 PM

Urban Legend

MaDalton · 04-08-2006, 04:20 PM

priceless

no video??

Doctor Dre · 04-08-2006, 04:20 PM

lol
2 weeks ago my daughter took my cell phone and played with it in her bath...

sonofsam · 04-08-2006, 04:21 PM

pwned......

aico · 04-08-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

priceless

no video??

Get on ICQ I have to ask you something...

madawgz · 04-08-2006, 04:27 PM

lololol that sucks man

G-Rotica · 04-08-2006, 04:51 PM

Does it get shitty reception in the basement?

VicD · 04-08-2006, 04:51 PM

hahahaha

Fred Quimby · 04-08-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Does it get shitty reception in the basement?

I still have the insurance on it,,I should make my wife bring it back

MandyBlake · 04-08-2006, 05:00 PM

oh man that has to suck.

tony286 · 04-08-2006, 05:17 PM

thats too funny lol

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-08-2006, 05:19 PM

Very Funny.

Spunky · 04-08-2006, 05:36 PM

Damn..I thought I had a bad day..lol

dbavaria · 04-08-2006, 05:39 PM

Isn't it a bit dangerous to have a 2 year old playing around a toilet - like in terms of a drowning hazard?

wyldblyss · 04-08-2006, 05:42 PM

My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.

O MARINA · 04-08-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.

fun day for you!

minusonebit · 04-08-2006, 07:56 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

gecko · 04-08-2006, 10:30 PM

hahahaha

Vitasoy · 04-08-2006, 11:21 PM

Lol.. that cracked me up

MaDalton · 04-09-2006, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Get on ICQ I have to ask you something...

shhhh - i am now

just hit me up

gangbangjoe · 04-09-2006, 04:47 AM

ahahahhahaa

great story

Manowar · 04-09-2006, 04:58 AM

hahaha awesome

u-Bob · 04-09-2006, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

this thread is useless without pics.

I agree

tyler. · 04-09-2006, 07:29 AM

thats hillarious

juve20 · 04-09-2006, 07:40 AM

Nokia's a durable as fuck!

i dropped it from a third story building and it still works!
droppedit down the toilet and it still works!

tony

gangbangjoe · 04-09-2006, 07:45 AM

await some "crappy" calls

Yngwie · 04-09-2006, 07:46 AM

now that's shitty lol

Deej · 04-09-2006, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Does it get shitty reception in the basement?

Now thats funny

CherryLipsRosa · 04-09-2006, 08:46 AM

hahahaahaha kids do the darnest things

hova · 04-09-2006, 08:50 AM

very funny story

Fuckin Bill · 04-09-2006, 08:56 AM

Oh that's just priceless. I'm sure you'll still be reminding him of that when he's 30.

DamageX · 04-09-2006, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss

My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.

Wouldn't a new son have been cheaper?

practiceTITOISM · 04-09-2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

lol
2 weeks ago my daughter took my cell phone and played with it in her bath...

Did she put it on vibrate?

Hooligan · 04-09-2006, 10:17 AM

04-08-2006, 04:18 PM	#1
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	My son flushed my cell phone down the toilet today. My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day. He's 22 months and caused the kids bathroom toilet bowl to over flow this morning. I figued it was one of his toys or something so I got the plunger out and forced whatever was stuck,,through the pipes. Then my wife is doing laundery in the basement this afternoon and the slop sink starts to over flow. After I clean that mess up I noticed the water level was not going down. So now whatever was stuck in the toilet bowl is now stuck in the main under the basement foor. So I tried to open the trap on the other side of the basement and guess what fuking happens. The cap flies off and the water pressure from all 3 bathrooms forces all the fuking water out into a 5 ft high stream full of shit and crap. It took me 3 hours to clean all the crap up Now I gotta reach my hand into the trap and fish out whatever the fuk was blocking the sewage line. After pulling out wads of shit and toilet paper, my fucking cell phone appears. Anyone want a free cellphone? __________________

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04-08-2006, 05:39 PM	#15
dbavaria Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 404	Isn't it a bit dangerous to have a 2 year old playing around a toilet - like in terms of a drowning hazard?

04-08-2006, 05:42 PM	#16
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.

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Fuckin Bill Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,020	Oh that's just priceless. I'm sure you'll still be reminding him of that when he's 30.

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