My son flushed my cell phone down the toilet today.
 

My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.

He's 22 months and caused the kids bathroom toilet bowl to over flow this morning. I figued it was one of his toys or something so I got the plunger out and forced whatever was stuck,,through the pipes.

Then my wife is doing laundery in the basement this afternoon and the slop sink starts to over flow. After I clean that mess up I noticed the water level was not going down. So now whatever was stuck in the toilet bowl is now stuck in the main under the basement foor.

So I tried to open the trap on the other side of the basement and guess what fuking happens. The cap flies off and the water pressure from all 3 bathrooms forces all the fuking water out into a 5 ft high stream full of shit and crap.

It took me 3 hours to clean all the crap up

Now I gotta reach my hand into the trap and fish out whatever the fuk was blocking the sewage line. After pulling out wads of shit and toilet paper, my fucking cell phone appears.

Anyone want a free cellphone?:1orglaugh

Urban Legend

priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no video??

lol
2 weeks ago my daughter took my cell phone and played with it in her bath...

pwned......

Get on ICQ I have to ask you something...

lololol that sucks man

Does it get shitty reception in the basement?

hahahaha

I still have the insurance on it,,I should make my wife bring it back:1orglaugh

oh man that has to suck.

thats too funny lol

Very Funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn..I thought I had a bad day..lol

Isn't it a bit dangerous to have a 2 year old playing around a toilet - like in terms of a drowning hazard?

My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.

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fun day for you!

this thread is useless without pics.

hahahaha

Lol.. that cracked me up

shhhh - i am now :winkwink:

just hit me up

ahahahhahaa

great story :thumbsup

hahaha awesome

I agree :)

thats hillarious

Nokia's a durable as fuck!

i dropped it from a third story building and it still works!
droppedit down the toilet and it still works!

tony

await some "crappy" calls :1orglaugh

now that's shitty lol

Now thats funny :thumbsup

hahahaahaha kids do the darnest things

very funny story

Oh that's just priceless. I'm sure you'll still be reminding him of that when he's 30.

Wouldn't a new son have been cheaper?

Did she put it on vibrate? :1orglaugh

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