My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.
He's 22 months and caused the kids bathroom toilet bowl to over flow this morning. I figued it was one of his toys or something so I got the plunger out and forced whatever was stuck,,through the pipes.
Then my wife is doing laundery in the basement this afternoon and the slop sink starts to over flow. After I clean that mess up I noticed the water level was not going down. So now whatever was stuck in the toilet bowl is now stuck in the main under the basement foor.
So I tried to open the trap on the other side of the basement and guess what fuking happens. The cap flies off and the water pressure from all 3 bathrooms forces all the fuking water out into a 5 ft high stream full of shit and crap.
It took me 3 hours to clean all the crap up
Now I gotta reach my hand into the trap and fish out whatever the fuk was blocking the sewage line. After pulling out wads of shit and toilet paper, my fucking cell phone appears.
Anyone want a free cellphone?
