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The Demon · 04-07-2006, 08:11 AM

I am getting fed up really fast with epassporte as a service. I made a foolish mistake by transferring money from epassporte to my bank account. Guess what, it's been 9 days, and no trace of the $$$. And they are going to tell me it takes 7 business days to make it over there. What kind of slow moron are you if you have to take 7 business day to do a wire transfer. If I find an alternative to epassporte I'm closing my account fast..

jimthefiend · 04-07-2006, 08:14 AM

Not nearly as much as your mommy.

Phoenix · 04-07-2006, 08:15 AM

i have never had an issue that wasnt easily solved with epassporte

G-Rotica · 04-07-2006, 08:16 AM

Wow, cool. Just in time. Thanks for the sig spot.

Tom_PM · 04-07-2006, 08:26 AM

9 days seems quite long. Thats not normal is it?

Twisted Dave · 04-07-2006, 08:29 AM

That's scary ... I'm having HUGE issues with PayPal at the mo, and not adult related before anyone says ...

so I'm considering ePass... I'm hearing a few bad things but less bad than PayPal... Dunno... gah!

jimthefiend · 04-07-2006, 08:34 AM

I have been VERY satisfied with Epass. The Demon is a fucking idiot.

Tom_PM · 04-07-2006, 08:36 AM

But is 7 business days the normal time frame for an epass to bank transfer?
I ask because I'm considering it. But I get my checks in the regular mail within 7 days already, so I'd need it to be same day to hold a real advantage over normal checks.

jimthefiend · 04-07-2006, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

But is 7 business days the normal time frame for an epass to bank transfer?
I ask because I'm considering it. But I get my checks in the regular mail within 7 days already, so I'd need it to be same day to hold a real advantage over normal checks.

The Demons bank is probably in Zimbabwe.

The Demon · 04-07-2006, 08:43 AM

Moral of the story:
JimtheFiend is a simple buffoon who was too dumb to make it into the real world. He embarasses himself everytime he posts and to sleep better at night he uses unintelligent elementary school insults to embarass himself further. Hey Jim, did you even get out of elementary school? My money is on you not having a HS diploma. How about that low class porn life you lead!

mOrrI · 04-07-2006, 08:48 AM

Well i haven't had problems with epassporte either

hope u can sort it out

jimthefiend · 04-07-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

My money is on you not having a HS diploma. How about that low class porn life you lead!

You lose the bet. I will accept Epassporte.

Gerco · 04-07-2006, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I have been VERY satisfied with Epass. The Demon is a fucking idiot.

I have tried to get a epass account twice. Neither time have they deposited the small amount I'm spose to verify. So the accounts can never be finished. I have to say that if they can't get that right then why would I want to use them for something larger?

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco

I have tried to get a epass account twice. Neither time have they deposited the small amount I'm spose to verify. So the accounts can never be finished. I have to say that if they can't get that right then why would I want to use them for something larger?

Sometimes the bank don't show the pending charge ePassporte place.
If you email me I will get back to you on how we can set up your account.

RayBonga · 04-07-2006, 09:01 AM

Never had any problems with epass, hopefully that will be solved soon.

lelahosting · 04-07-2006, 09:06 AM

yeah..when i add a payment to them it seems to take them 2 weeks for a wire...what the hell

The Demon · 04-07-2006, 09:09 AM

I know I'm not the only one. Jim, thanks for the kind words, your intellectual inferiority is always a blessing..

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 10:43 AM

I asked about this.
From bank account to ePassporte it takes 7 business days because of the way the ACH system works.

Transfers from ePassporte to an ACH account should only take 3 days, currently there are delays that causes this to take up to 7 business days, our accounting department is working to decrease the time it takes for the transfers to go thru.

Azlord · 04-07-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

I asked about this.
From bank account to ePassporte it takes 7 business days because of the way the ACH system works.

Transfers from ePassporte to an ACH account should only take 3 days, currently there are delays that causes this to take up to 7 business days, our accounting department is working to decrease the time it takes for the transfers to go thru.

Keyzer, Epass supports ACH? I didn't know that. So I don't have to wire money to my account everytime? Can I link it straight up with my bank account and transfer funds that way?

czarina · 04-07-2006, 11:03 AM

never had a problem with epassporte so far. I actually like them a lot... but 7 days is too many days for a wire... what, are they taking the money to your bank by public transportation?

Juilan · 04-07-2006, 11:20 AM

Yeah it used to be a 3 days wait which was fine but as of the past 2 months it has been 8 days and that was not working for me. Bought the Electron ATM card now to get access to my money in a more timely fashion.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azlord

Keyzer, Epass supports ACH? I didn't know that. So I don't have to wire money to my account everytime? Can I link it straight up with my bank account and transfer funds that way?

If for deposits/withdrawal to personal accounts, business accounts can only be funded via wire.

Shaft_1971 · 04-07-2006, 11:24 AM

No problems with epassporte from my end.

Azlord · 04-07-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

If for deposits/withdrawal to personal accounts, business accounts can only be funded via wire.

Is there any talk of allowing business accounts to allow ACH? That would be great. the 70$ to send a wire is fun

The Demon · 04-07-2006, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

I asked about this.
From bank account to ePassporte it takes 7 business days because of the way the ACH system works.

Transfers from ePassporte to an ACH account should only take 3 days, currently there are delays that causes this to take up to 7 business days, our accounting department is working to decrease the time it takes for the transfers to go thru.

I didn't do wire, I did ACH.. 9 days now...Unbelievable.. Can you get on ICQ so I may contact you.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

I didn't do wire, I did ACH.. 9 days now...Unbelievable.. Can you get on ICQ so I may contact you.

Please do.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 12:09 PM

OK I am off for a couple of hours please leave me a message with your account name and when you made the transfer and I will have someone look into it.

The Demon · 04-07-2006, 12:55 PM

I just sent you an email over to your epassporte account, if you could help me out that would be great.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azlord

Is there any talk of allowing business accounts to allow ACH? That would be great. the 70$ to send a wire is fun

Sorry no, business accounts can only be funded via wires.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

I just sent you an email over to your epassporte account, if you could help me out that would be great.

Got it and answered you.

Oracle Porn · 04-07-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I have been VERY satisfied with Epass. The Demon is a fucking idiot.

agreed

pocketkangaroo · 04-07-2006, 01:50 PM

9 days? Damn! They could have sent a horse and buggy to your house in less time.

digifan · 04-07-2006, 02:00 PM

Epassorte is the best

woj · 04-07-2006, 02:00 PM

I would be thrilled that you actually got the money, last time I was withdrawing $$ from epass on day 6 or 7 I thought "damn, they fucked up the transfer, and now I'll have to jump through hoops to get my money back".... but 2-3 days later it apeared in my account, pretty lame since paypal can do it in 2 business days with no sweat....

The Demon · 04-07-2006, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

agreed

Ahah says the one with the name "porn" in as his username.. You must lead a very eventful life..

DamageX · 04-07-2006, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

The Demons bank is probably in Zimbabwe.

You can only withdraw funds to US bank accounts.

HairToStay · 04-07-2006, 04:10 PM

I love ePassporte but my transfers to my bank account are taking 8-10 days as well. I did one yesterday and one today so am watching to see how long it takes.

wyldblyss · 04-07-2006, 04:14 PM

Nothing is perfect, so far epassporte is the best thing we have. There is room for improvement but it does appear they are handling the issues people have with some things.

Remastered · 04-07-2006, 04:28 PM

Problem fixed yet?

jimthefiend · 04-07-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

Ahah says the one with the name "porn" in as his username.. You must lead a very eventful life..

All that said, you're STILL a fucking idiot.

FUCKuPAYme · 04-07-2006, 04:47 PM

I love my EpassPorte

GatorB · 04-07-2006, 04:50 PM

If it's taking that long then it's your bank. I can transefer money on Monday morning and it will be in my bank by Thursday. If I transfer Wednesday or later yeah it takes longer because of the week-end, but not 9 fricken days.

After Shock Media · 04-07-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

If it's taking that long then it's your bank. I can transefer money on Monday morning and it will be in my bank by Thursday. If I transfer Wednesday or later yeah it takes longer because of the week-end, but not 9 fricken days.

Last month I did several transfers one per day (stupid limit).
One per day from March 3rd through March 10th.

Date sent Date received
03-03 ---- 03-10
03-04 ---- 03-13
03-05 ---- 03-13
03-06 ---- 03-15
03-07 ---- 03-16
03-08 ---- 03-16
03-09 ---- 03-20
03-10 ---- 03-21

GatorB · 04-07-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Last month I did several transfers one per day (stupid limit).
One per day from March 3rd through March 10th.

Date sent Date received
03-03 ---- 03-10
03-04 ---- 03-13
03-05 ---- 03-13
03-06 ---- 03-15
03-07 ---- 03-16
03-08 ---- 03-16
03-09 ---- 03-20
03-10 ---- 03-21

I went over 56 tranfers to my bank account with epass. Longest wait time 8 days( twice ) twice I had to wait 7 days. All 52 others were 5 days or less. 29 times it took no more than 2 days.

Michael O · 04-07-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Last month I did several transfers one per day (stupid limit).
One per day from March 3rd through March 10th.

Date sent Date received
03-03 ---- 03-10
03-04 ---- 03-13
03-05 ---- 03-13
03-06 ---- 03-15
03-07 ---- 03-16
03-08 ---- 03-16
03-09 ---- 03-20
03-10 ---- 03-21

You can raise the limit of the amount you can transfer, hit me up for more information on the requirements.

Spunky · 04-07-2006, 06:38 PM

No problems with them at all..works for me

04-07-2006, 08:11 AM	#1
The Demon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,336	Epassporte Fucking Blows I am getting fed up really fast with epassporte as a service. I made a foolish mistake by transferring money from epassporte to my bank account. Guess what, it's been 9 days, and no trace of the $$$. And they are going to tell me it takes 7 business days to make it over there. What kind of slow moron are you if you have to take 7 business day to do a wire transfer. If I find an alternative to epassporte I'm closing my account fast..

04-07-2006, 08:15 AM	#3
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,475	i have never had an issue that wasnt easily solved with epassporte __________________ Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

04-07-2006, 08:16 AM	#4
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	Wow, cool. Just in time. Thanks for the sig spot. __________________

04-07-2006, 08:26 AM	#5
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	9 days seems quite long. Thats not normal is it? __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

04-07-2006, 08:29 AM	#6
Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	That's scary ... I'm having HUGE issues with PayPal at the mo, and not adult related before anyone says ... so I'm considering ePass... I'm hearing a few bad things but less bad than PayPal... Dunno... gah! __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!

04-07-2006, 08:14 AM	#2
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Not nearly as much as your mommy.

04-07-2006, 08:34 AM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I have been VERY satisfied with Epass. The Demon is a fucking idiot.

04-07-2006, 08:36 AM	#8
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	But is 7 business days the normal time frame for an epass to bank transfer? I ask because I'm considering it. But I get my checks in the regular mail within 7 days already, so I'd need it to be same day to hold a real advantage over normal checks. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

04-07-2006, 08:43 AM	#10
The Demon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,336	Moral of the story: JimtheFiend is a simple buffoon who was too dumb to make it into the real world. He embarasses himself everytime he posts and to sleep better at night he uses unintelligent elementary school insults to embarass himself further. Hey Jim, did you even get out of elementary school? My money is on you not having a HS diploma. How about that low class porn life you lead!

04-07-2006, 08:48 AM	#11
mOrrI It's over there... Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 4,212	Well i haven't had problems with epassporte either hope u can sort it out __________________ Get Your Binance Account

04-07-2006, 09:01 AM	#15
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Never had any problems with epass, hopefully that will be solved soon.

04-07-2006, 09:06 AM	#16
lelahosting Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 484	yeah..when i add a payment to them it seems to take them 2 weeks for a wire...what the hell __________________ Your website always needs to be accessible We accept AMEX/Discover/MC/Visa/Paypal/MB/Epass [email protected]

04-07-2006, 09:09 AM	#17
The Demon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,336	I know I'm not the only one. Jim, thanks for the kind words, your intellectual inferiority is always a blessing..

04-07-2006, 10:43 AM	#18
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	I asked about this. From bank account to ePassporte it takes 7 business days because of the way the ACH system works. Transfers from ePassporte to an ACH account should only take 3 days, currently there are delays that causes this to take up to 7 business days, our accounting department is working to decrease the time it takes for the transfers to go thru. __________________ Truth Teller

04-07-2006, 11:03 AM	#20
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,752	never had a problem with epassporte so far. I actually like them a lot... but 7 days is too many days for a wire... what, are they taking the money to your bank by public transportation?

04-07-2006, 11:20 AM	#21
Juilan Sultan of Swing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: XXXodus Posts: 15,141	Yeah it used to be a 3 days wait which was fine but as of the past 2 months it has been 8 days and that was not working for me. Bought the Electron ATM card now to get access to my money in a more timely fashion. __________________ My Best Converting VOD Sponsor \|

04-07-2006, 11:24 AM	#23
Shaft_1971 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,711	No problems with epassporte from my end. __________________ SHAFT Skype: Shaft_1971 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]

04-07-2006, 12:09 PM	#27
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	OK I am off for a couple of hours please leave me a message with your account name and when you made the transfer and I will have someone look into it. __________________ Truth Teller

04-07-2006, 12:55 PM	#28
The Demon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,336	I just sent you an email over to your epassporte account, if you could help me out that would be great.

04-07-2006, 01:50 PM	#32
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	9 days? Damn! They could have sent a horse and buggy to your house in less time.

04-07-2006, 02:00 PM	#33
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Epassorte is the best __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

04-07-2006, 02:00 PM	#34
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	I would be thrilled that you actually got the money, last time I was withdrawing $$ from epass on day 6 or 7 I thought "damn, they fucked up the transfer, and now I'll have to jump through hoops to get my money back".... but 2-3 days later it apeared in my account, pretty lame since paypal can do it in 2 business days with no sweat.... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager Last edited by woj; 04-07-2006 at 02:02 PM..

04-07-2006, 04:10 PM	#37
HairToStay Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Southcoast, Mass. Posts: 1,521	I love ePassporte but my transfers to my bank account are taking 8-10 days as well. I did one yesterday and one today so am watching to see how long it takes. __________________ Make bank by giving your surfers free pics every day and it costs you NOTHING! Use POTD Sponsors to find adult sponsors in more than 75 niches who offer a POTD feature!

04-07-2006, 04:14 PM	#38
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Nothing is perfect, so far epassporte is the best thing we have. There is room for improvement but it does appear they are handling the issues people have with some things.

04-07-2006, 04:28 PM	#39
Remastered Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 182	Problem fixed yet?

04-07-2006, 04:47 PM	#41
FUCKuPAYme Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: LA Posts: 1,023	I love my EpassPorte __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-07-2006, 04:50 PM	#42
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	If it's taking that long then it's your bank. I can transefer money on Monday morning and it will be in my bank by Thursday. If I transfer Wednesday or later yeah it takes longer because of the week-end, but not 9 fricken days.

04-07-2006, 06:38 PM	#46
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,987	No problems with them at all..works for me __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*