Epassporte Fucking Blows
 

I am getting fed up really fast with epassporte as a service. I made a foolish mistake by transferring money from epassporte to my bank account. Guess what, it's been 9 days, and no trace of the $$$. And they are going to tell me it takes 7 business days to make it over there. What kind of slow moron are you if you have to take 7 business day to do a wire transfer. If I find an alternative to epassporte I'm closing my account fast..

Not nearly as much as your mommy.

i have never had an issue that wasnt easily solved with epassporte

Wow, cool. Just in time. Thanks for the sig spot. :thumbsup

9 days seems quite long. Thats not normal is it?

That's scary ... I'm having HUGE issues with PayPal at the mo, and not adult related before anyone says ...

so I'm considering ePass... I'm hearing a few bad things but less bad than PayPal... Dunno... gah!

I have been VERY satisfied with Epass. The Demon is a fucking idiot.

But is 7 business days the normal time frame for an epass to bank transfer?
I ask because I'm considering it. But I get my checks in the regular mail within 7 days already, so I'd need it to be same day to hold a real advantage over normal checks.

The Demons bank is probably in Zimbabwe.

Moral of the story:
JimtheFiend is a simple buffoon who was too dumb to make it into the real world. He embarasses himself everytime he posts and to sleep better at night he uses unintelligent elementary school insults to embarass himself further. Hey Jim, did you even get out of elementary school? My money is on you not having a HS diploma. How about that low class porn life you lead!

Well i haven't had problems with epassporte either :)

hope u can sort it out :)

You lose the bet. I will accept Epassporte.

I have tried to get a epass account twice. Neither time have they deposited the small amount I'm spose to verify. So the accounts can never be finished. I have to say that if they can't get that right then why would I want to use them for something larger?

Sometimes the bank don't show the pending charge ePassporte place.
If you email me I will get back to you on how we can set up your account.

Never had any problems with epass, hopefully that will be solved soon.

yeah..when i add a payment to them it seems to take them 2 weeks for a wire...what the hell

I know I'm not the only one. Jim, thanks for the kind words, your intellectual inferiority is always a blessing..

I asked about this.
From bank account to ePassporte it takes 7 business days because of the way the ACH system works.

Transfers from ePassporte to an ACH account should only take 3 days, currently there are delays that causes this to take up to 7 business days, our accounting department is working to decrease the time it takes for the transfers to go thru.

Keyzer, Epass supports ACH? I didn't know that. So I don't have to wire money to my account everytime? Can I link it straight up with my bank account and transfer funds that way?

never had a problem with epassporte so far. I actually like them a lot... but 7 days is too many days for a wire... what, are they taking the money to your bank by public transportation?

Yeah it used to be a 3 days wait which was fine but as of the past 2 months it has been 8 days and that was not working for me. Bought the Electron ATM card now to get access to my money in a more timely fashion. :2 cents:

If for deposits/withdrawal to personal accounts, business accounts can only be funded via wire.

No problems with epassporte from my end.

Is there any talk of allowing business accounts to allow ACH? That would be great. the 70$ to send a wire is fun

I didn't do wire, I did ACH.. 9 days now...Unbelievable.. Can you get on ICQ so I may contact you.

Please do.

OK I am off for a couple of hours please leave me a message with your account name and when you made the transfer and I will have someone look into it.

I just sent you an email over to your epassporte account, if you could help me out that would be great.

Sorry no, business accounts can only be funded via wires.

Got it and answered you.

agreed :thumbsup

9 days? Damn! They could have sent a horse and buggy to your house in less time.

Epassorte is the best :)

I would be thrilled that you actually got the money, last time I was withdrawing $$ from epass on day 6 or 7 I thought "damn, they fucked up the transfer, and now I'll have to jump through hoops to get my money back".... but 2-3 days later it apeared in my account, pretty lame since paypal can do it in 2 business days with no sweat....

Ahah says the one with the name "porn" in as his username.. You must lead a very eventful life..

You can only withdraw funds to US bank accounts.

I love ePassporte but my transfers to my bank account are taking 8-10 days as well. I did one yesterday and one today so am watching to see how long it takes.

Nothing is perfect, so far epassporte is the best thing we have. There is room for improvement but it does appear they are handling the issues people have with some things.

http://michaelturne.awardspace.com/1.php

Problem fixed yet?

All that said, you're STILL a fucking idiot. :2 cents:

I love my EpassPorte

If it's taking that long then it's your bank. I can transefer money on Monday morning and it will be in my bank by Thursday. If I transfer Wednesday or later yeah it takes longer because of the week-end, but not 9 fricken days.

Last month I did several transfers one per day (stupid limit).
One per day from March 3rd through March 10th.

Date sent Date received
03-03 ---- 03-10
03-04 ---- 03-13
03-05 ---- 03-13
03-06 ---- 03-15
03-07 ---- 03-16
03-08 ---- 03-16
03-09 ---- 03-20
03-10 ---- 03-21

I went over 56 tranfers to my bank account with epass. Longest wait time 8 days( twice ) twice I had to wait 7 days. All 52 others were 5 days or less. 29 times it took no more than 2 days.

You can raise the limit of the amount you can transfer, hit me up for more information on the requirements.

No problems with them at all..works for me