WTF is up with all these priests... - GoFuckYourself.com

sinomatic · 05-06-2002, 08:23 PM

What is the deal with these fucking petophiles and the church trying to hide them. I would think that the church would want to separate themselves as far as possible from these sick damn god damn, I can't even find words to describe them.
Why couldn't the just find some nice sheep and fuck them?

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 08:24 PM

Members of NAMBLA...

LiveDose · 05-06-2002, 08:27 PM

Power corrupts..... The church will slowly self destruct from the inside unless the people wake up. Unfortunately as a former precticing catholic I know that many of the people who drop envelopes in the basket on Sunday are clueless and will continue to live in denial...

sinomatic · 05-06-2002, 08:27 PM

What's NAMBLA...

TDF · 05-06-2002, 08:27 PM

North American Man Boy Love Association..

FATPad · 05-06-2002, 08:28 PM

If they allowed their priests to get married, they might have a better chance of recruiting normal, healthy males to be priests instead of purposefully trying to corner the market on dopey gay males who can't get laid and have no chance of getting laid by anyone male or female.

12clicks · 05-06-2002, 08:29 PM

well, back when I was an alter boy, we had a few sayings:
beware the confessional with the glory hole
last one out is a sore ass
why do you think they put us in sheets?
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we had a trick priest in our parish. you'de be kneeling there at the alter with your tongue out, he'd be standing in front of you saying, "body of christ" and then, uh...well, you get the picture.

sinomatic · 05-06-2002, 08:30 PM

Amputate Your Head you crack me up.

But on a different not I'm pritty sure that this stuff goes way way back in the history of church. I'd probably guess since the the Lutherian reformation.

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by sinomatic
Amputate Your Head you crack me up.

NAMBLA is for real.... hard to believe, but it is...

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 08:36 PM

alot of those priests have been found to be active members of NAMBLA... I shit you not...

kmanrox · 05-06-2002, 10:15 PM

12clicks, you're a striking man

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
alot of those priests have been found to be active members of NAMBLA... I shit you not...

no way...... then again i guess NAMBLA doesn't exactly have a database of members the church can cross reference..

bhutocracy · 05-06-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
If they allowed their priests to get married, they might have a better chance of recruiting normal, healthy males to be priests instead of purposefully trying to corner the market on dopey gay males who can't get laid and have no chance of getting laid by anyone male or female.

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 10:23 PM

The NAMBLA Manifesto:

The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) supports the rights of all people to engage in consensual relations, and we oppose laws which destroy loving relationships merely on the basis of the age of the participants.

NAMBLA does not say that ALL children should engage in such
relationships.

However we believe that when this does occur society should be
able to distinguish between those relationships that are loving,
supportive and mutually desired, and those which are harmful and involve force or coercion.

NAMBLA unequivocally condemns all coercive or non-consensual acts, sexual or otherwise, between people of any age.

NAMBLA supports youth liberation and the empowerment of young people in all areas of their lives (not just sexual). We believe that there should also be improved education and the establishment of viable community resources so that young people are better able to manage their own lives and function as productive citizens of this society.

boneprone · 05-06-2002, 10:26 PM

and why do they all like boys?
What the hell?

redshift · 05-06-2002, 10:30 PM

Just let the nun's give the priests head once or twice a week

problem solved

or maybe all priests should have their nuts cut? this too would solve the problem

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
and why do they all like boys?
What the hell?

not sure.... I don't get that part either.... maybe they wear that collar too tight or someting.... it's cutting off blood supply to the brain.....

Sly_RJ · 05-06-2002, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
and why do they all like boys?
What the hell?

For the same reason Dank likes 16yr old girls.

Biggy2 · 05-06-2002, 10:57 PM

these priests should be behind bars..

are any getting prosecuted in courts?

UnseenWorld · 05-06-2002, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
If they allowed their priests to get married, they might have a better chance of recruiting normal, healthy males to be priests instead of purposefully trying to corner the market on dopey gay males who can't get laid and have no chance of getting laid by anyone male or female.

I think your reason is irrelevant. The real reason for letting priests get married is so that they can give realistic advice to married couple, couples having problems with their kids, and so on. Priests don't abuse kids because they have no access to women, nor if they happen to be gay. Pedophiles are simply attracted to positions of trust, so the priest, minister, school teacher, and so on are the ones we should always be most suspicious of.

spankstrocko · 05-07-2002, 02:23 AM

Fucked up shit.

A lot of the problems are in my home town of Newton Ma.

My friend from highschool was friendly with about a dozen kids who have recently come out and told people they were raped as boys.

Go figure

Spankstrocko

Pathfinder · 05-07-2002, 02:36 AM

While I do not doubt that some of these charges are valid.

I am of the opinion that some of these charges, made by some of these people are BS. There are a rash of charges being made by people that claim they were molested 10-15 and more years ago. In the most recent case I have heard of; the guy is now 23 and claims that it was only two months ago that a supressed memory of molestation (age 6-13) suddenly came to him.

I wonder if the fact the media has being tossing around figures that the church may have settled past unpublisized cases for as much as a total of one billion dollars, has something to do with the current rash of charges, and unsupressed memory.

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

I think your reason is irrelevant. The real reason for letting priests get married is so that they can give realistic advice to married couple, couples having problems with their kids, and so on. Priests don't abuse kids because they have no access to women, nor if they happen to be gay. Pedophiles are simply attracted to positions of trust, so the priest, minister, school teacher, and so on are the ones we should always be most suspicious of.

i think you missed FATPad's point entirely. the current situation where priesthood attracts pedophiles is because like to said, a position of power and trust, but also because it masks tendencies.. if you're a priest no one asks why you're 40 and never been with a girl... by allowing them to marry you remove one of the masking factors.. who gives a fuck about their ability to give marital advice? it's the CHURCH.. there are plenty of doctrines on marriage.. let them see a counsellor or whatever.. do it for the kids.
fatpad didn't say "let them marry so they don't get frustrated".. he said "let them marry to attract well adjusted people".. (as well adjusted as a potential priest possibly can be at any rate)

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder
While I do not doubt that some of these charges are valid.

I am of the opinion that some of these charges, made by some of these people are BS. There are a rash of charges being made by people that claim they were molested 10-15 and more years ago. In the most recent case I have heard of; the guy is now 23 and claims that it was only two months ago that a supressed memory of molestation (age 6-13) suddenly came to him.

I wonder if the fact the media has being tossing around figures that the church may have settled past unpublisized cases for as much as a total of one billion dollars, has something to do with the current rash of charges, and unsupressed memory.

surpressed memories are dangerous things... it's just too easy to have them suggested.. or to mix things up subconsciously.. i'd bet money that repressing memories of such things happens in a very small minority of cases.. now it seems every idiot can go under hypnosis and remember parts of movies instead of their lives..

wildjohn999 · 05-07-2002, 06:48 AM

You expect priests to keep their genitals under wraps? Fuck that! I believe the Catholic Church should go the way of Episcopalians, let the priests fuck and marry!

sinomatic · 05-07-2002, 06:52 AM

I guess that might be the solution, but why do they not allow priests to get married anyways?

Wildman · 05-07-2002, 06:56 AM

Actually, most abused children supress the memory. Its the bodies way of dealing with it.

The brain needs a trigger before it releases this memory, hence numerous cases coming out at once.

05-06-2002, 08:23 PM	#1
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	WTF is up with all these priests... What is the deal with these fucking petophiles and the church trying to hide them. I would think that the church would want to separate themselves as far as possible from these sick damn god damn, I can't even find words to describe them. Why couldn't the just find some nice sheep and fuck them?

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	well, back when I was an alter boy, we had a few sayings: beware the confessional with the glory hole last one out is a sore ass why do you think they put us in sheets? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- we had a trick priest in our parish. you'de be kneeling there at the alter with your tongue out, he'd be standing in front of you saying, "body of christ" and then, uh...well, you get the picture. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Members of NAMBLA...

05-06-2002, 08:30 PM	#8
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	Amputate Your Head you crack me up. But on a different not I'm pritty sure that this stuff goes way way back in the history of church. I'd probably guess since the the Lutherian reformation.

05-06-2002, 08:36 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	alot of those priests have been found to be active members of NAMBLA... I shit you not...

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05-06-2002, 10:23 PM	#14
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The NAMBLA Manifesto: The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) supports the rights of all people to engage in consensual relations, and we oppose laws which destroy loving relationships merely on the basis of the age of the participants. NAMBLA does not say that ALL children should engage in such relationships. However we believe that when this does occur society should be able to distinguish between those relationships that are loving, supportive and mutually desired, and those which are harmful and involve force or coercion. NAMBLA unequivocally condemns all coercive or non-consensual acts, sexual or otherwise, between people of any age. NAMBLA supports youth liberation and the empowerment of young people in all areas of their lives (not just sexual). We believe that there should also be improved education and the establishment of viable community resources so that young people are better able to manage their own lives and function as productive citizens of this society.

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05-06-2002, 10:30 PM	#16
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Just let the nun's give the priests head once or twice a week problem solved or maybe all priests should have their nuts cut? this too would solve the problem

05-06-2002, 10:57 PM	#19
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	these priests should be behind bars.. are any getting prosecuted in courts?

05-07-2002, 02:23 AM	#21
spankstrocko Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 454	Fucked up shit. A lot of the problems are in my home town of Newton Ma. My friend from highschool was friendly with about a dozen kids who have recently come out and told people they were raped as boys. Go figure Spankstrocko

05-07-2002, 02:36 AM	#22
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	While I do not doubt that some of these charges are valid. I am of the opinion that some of these charges, made by some of these people are BS. There are a rash of charges being made by people that claim they were molested 10-15 and more years ago. In the most recent case I have heard of; the guy is now 23 and claims that it was only two months ago that a supressed memory of molestation (age 6-13) suddenly came to him. I wonder if the fact the media has being tossing around figures that the church may have settled past unpublisized cases for as much as a total of one billion dollars, has something to do with the current rash of charges, and unsupressed memory. Last edited by Pathfinder; 05-07-2002 at 02:47 AM..

05-07-2002, 06:48 AM	#25
wildjohn999 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In some government office Posts: 91	You expect priests to keep their genitals under wraps? Fuck that! I believe the Catholic Church should go the way of Episcopalians, let the priests fuck and marry!

05-07-2002, 06:52 AM	#26
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	I guess that might be the solution, but why do they not allow priests to get married anyways?

05-07-2002, 06:56 AM	#27
Wildman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 326	Actually, most abused children supress the memory. Its the bodies way of dealing with it. The brain needs a trigger before it releases this memory, hence numerous cases coming out at once.