Some great sayings about growing old gracefully... or not.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Amysworld · 04-06-2006, 05:03 AM

"The older I get, the simpler the definition of maturity seems: it's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one." - Brett Butler

"From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, from 35 - 55, she needs a good personality, and from 55, she needs cash." - Sophie Tucker

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, what happened?" - Jennifer Unlimited

"The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more" - Colleen McCullough

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to YOU to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel

"The first 40 years give us the text; the next 30 give us the commentary on it." - Arthur Schopenhauer

**** This was written by a girl who was bored and reading a book she got for her dad's birthday.

Pete-KT · 04-06-2006, 05:06 AM

Makes you wonder

Jump on icq

Fred Quimby · 04-06-2006, 05:06 AM

The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

Amysworld · 04-06-2006, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

Hehehe.. nice one!!

Pete-KT · 04-06-2006, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

Haha now thats a good one

maxxx_fucktor · 04-06-2006, 06:18 AM

very nice sayings.

Spunky · 04-06-2006, 06:21 AM

So damn true..after highschool time seemed to fly by..and that was over 25 years ago

seeric · 04-06-2006, 06:26 AM

i love the first one. thats me at this point. i tell it like it is alot faster than i used to in my old age.

Gnat69 · 04-06-2006, 06:29 AM

The older I get the younger peeps think I am.....(o=

XX_RydeR · 04-06-2006, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

d_train · 04-06-2006, 07:05 PM

youth is wasted on the young

alec · 04-06-2006, 08:03 PM

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky

Ace_luffy · 04-06-2006, 08:05 PM

nice statement.....

Drake · 04-06-2006, 08:09 PM

True and sad. I'm young and I already wish I had at least one more life to live because I know I won't be able to do all the things I want this time around.

Kyo · 04-06-2006, 08:09 PM

First you forget names
Then you forget faces
Then you forget to pull your zipper up
Then you forget to pull your zipper down.

gecko · 04-06-2006, 09:16 PM

Very true..

PixeLs · 04-06-2006, 09:57 PM

Nice lines there.

Bob_cougar · 04-06-2006, 11:05 PM

Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

maxxx_fucktor · 04-06-2006, 11:17 PM

The person of wisdom is the person of years.

Young

SilentKnight · 04-07-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i love the first one. thats me at this point. i tell it like it is alot faster than i used to in my old age.

Your "old age"?!?

Your profile lists you as 26.

Vitasoy · 04-07-2006, 02:28 AM

Makes you take a step back.

Manowar · 04-07-2006, 02:31 AM

so damn true

04-06-2006, 05:03 AM	#1
Amysworld Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,578	Some great sayings about growing old gracefully... or not.. "The older I get, the simpler the definition of maturity seems: it's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one." - Brett Butler "From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, from 35 - 55, she needs a good personality, and from 55, she needs cash." - Sophie Tucker "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, what happened?" - Jennifer Unlimited "The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more" - Colleen McCullough "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to YOU to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel "The first 40 years give us the text; the next 30 give us the commentary on it." - Arthur Schopenhauer **** This was written by a girl who was bored and reading a book she got for her dad's birthday.

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Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday. __________________

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i love the first one. thats me at this point. i tell it like it is alot faster than i used to in my old age.

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	True and sad. I'm young and I already wish I had at least one more life to live because I know I won't be able to do all the things I want this time around.

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Kyo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA, USA Posts: 87	First you forget names Then you forget faces Then you forget to pull your zipper up Then you forget to pull your zipper down.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	so damn true