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Amysworld · 04-06-2006, 05:03 AM

"The older I get, the simpler the definition of maturity seems: it's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one." - Brett Butler

"From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, from 35 - 55, she needs a good personality, and from 55, she needs cash." - Sophie Tucker

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, what happened?" - Jennifer Unlimited

"The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more" - Colleen McCullough

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to YOU to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel

"The first 40 years give us the text; the next 30 give us the commentary on it." - Arthur Schopenhauer

**** This was written by a girl who was bored and reading a book she got for her dad's birthday.

04-06-2006, 05:03 AM
Amysworld Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,578	Some great sayings about growing old gracefully... or not.. "The older I get, the simpler the definition of maturity seems: it's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one." - Brett Butler "From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, from 35 - 55, she needs a good personality, and from 55, she needs cash." - Sophie Tucker "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, what happened?" - Jennifer Unlimited "The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more" - Colleen McCullough "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to YOU to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel "The first 40 years give us the text; the next 30 give us the commentary on it." - Arthur Schopenhauer **** This was written by a girl who was bored and reading a book she got for her dad's birthday.