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Amysworld 04-06-2006 05:03 AM

Some great sayings about growing old gracefully... or not..
 
"The older I get, the simpler the definition of maturity seems: it's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one." - Brett Butler

"From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, from 35 - 55, she needs a good personality, and from 55, she needs cash." - Sophie Tucker

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, what happened?" - Jennifer Unlimited

"The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more" - Colleen McCullough

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to YOU to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel

"The first 40 years give us the text; the next 30 give us the commentary on it." - Arthur Schopenhauer


**** This was written by a girl who was bored and reading a book she got for her dad's birthday.

Pete-KT 04-06-2006 05:06 AM

Makes you wonder

Jump on icq

Fred Quimby 04-06-2006 05:06 AM

The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

Amysworld 04-06-2006 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

Hehehe.. nice one!!

Pete-KT 04-06-2006 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.


Haha now thats a good one

maxxx_fucktor 04-06-2006 06:18 AM

very nice sayings. :)

Spunky 04-06-2006 06:21 AM

So damn true..after highschool time seemed to fly by..and that was over 25 years ago :(

seeric 04-06-2006 06:26 AM

i love the first one. thats me at this point. i tell it like it is alot faster than i used to in my old age.

Gnat69 04-06-2006 06:29 AM

The older I get the younger peeps think I am.....(o=

XX_RydeR 04-06-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
The great thing abt Alzheimer's is that you get to met new people everyday.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

d_train 04-06-2006 07:05 PM

youth is wasted on the young

alec 04-06-2006 08:03 PM

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.



Leon Trotsky

Ace_luffy 04-06-2006 08:05 PM

nice statement.....

Drake 04-06-2006 08:09 PM

True and sad. I'm young and I already wish I had at least one more life to live because I know I won't be able to do all the things I want this time around.

Kyo 04-06-2006 08:09 PM

First you forget names
Then you forget faces
Then you forget to pull your zipper up
Then you forget to pull your zipper down.

gecko 04-06-2006 09:16 PM

Very true..

PixeLs 04-06-2006 09:57 PM

Nice lines there. :)

Bob_cougar 04-06-2006 11:05 PM

Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

maxxx_fucktor 04-06-2006 11:17 PM

The person of wisdom is the person of years.


Young

SilentKnight 04-07-2006 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
i love the first one. thats me at this point. i tell it like it is alot faster than i used to in my old age.


Your "old age"?!?

Your profile lists you as 26. :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 04-07-2006 02:28 AM

Makes you take a step back.

Manowar 04-07-2006 02:31 AM

so damn true


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