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Old 04-05-2006, 09:24 PM   #1
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What pet would you give to person you pretend to love?

Here?s my situation. I?m dating this redneck thing that things I?m n love. Surely she wants to move out and stuff but I?m not ready for it. So she gives me one of those ? I want to be all the time?.. so I try to be nice and say that I have to much to take care off. How about I get you something that reminds me of me. I thought about getting her a dog but her mom wont let her? what do you thing I should do?
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:29 PM   #2
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called her mom a whore and buy her the dog anyway .......
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:45 PM   #3
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Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.

Only way to be sure...
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:46 PM   #4
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don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:51 PM   #5
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don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo
I agree with him. Buy her a box of shit, that will work
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:55 PM   #6
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Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.

Only way to be sure...
A good suggestion..
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:57 PM   #7
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How about a pet rock?
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:00 PM   #8
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Old 04-06-2006, 02:54 AM   #9
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yeah, i agree. a pet gift will create further attachment between the two of you. just give her a casual gift like flowers or chocolate.
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Old 04-06-2006, 05:53 AM   #10
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buy her Gary the snail.
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