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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Puget Sound, WA
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What pet would you give to person you pretend to love?
Here?s my situation. I?m dating this redneck thing that things I?m n love. Surely she wants to move out and stuff but I?m not ready for it. So she gives me one of those ? I want to be all the time?.. so I try to be nice and say that I have to much to take care off. How about I get you something that reminds me of me. I thought about getting her a dog but her mom wont let her? what do you thing I should do?
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CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Australia
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called her mom a whore and buy her the dog anyway .......
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.
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don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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How about a pet rock?
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Location: The Valley
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The perfect gift for the beginning or the end of a relationship is... ROACHES!!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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yeah, i agree. a pet gift will create further attachment between the two of you. just give her a casual gift like flowers or chocolate.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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buy her Gary the snail.
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